Five minutes
remained and still the deadlock was unbroken.
After two severe hammerings at the hands of
Sunderland and
Manchester
City, the time had
come to be pragmatic and play safe. So, off came
the adventurous Nick Barmby and on was slung
Bryan Hughes.
Two minutes later,
Aston Villa managed to force an own goal from
the Tigers and the need for pragmatism had died.
Craig Fagan was quickly urged on to the park.
City forced set-pieces and hammered up long
balls. Crikey, even Boaz Myhill went forward for
the final corner.
And then ...
Urgh, it's hard to
not dwell on the apparent injustice of a ref
giving a penalty and then, er, not giving it
after all ... but the point is that he was
right, ultimately, not to give it. That he went
about it in such a cack-handed, provocative,
weak way is not really the issue, not for the
sake of the result anyway. He will be carpeted
by his bosses for choosing to give a decision he
clearly wasn't able to make, but he will point
to his willingness to take on advice from his
team - and officials always harp on about the
quartet of men with cards and whistles being a
team - before changing his mind. That the
correct decision was actually a corner (and he
gave a goalkick) seems to have bypassed all the
thinkers and apologists, and should also be
added to the list of charges. "Yes Mr Bennett,
we know it wasn't a penalty, but you didn't seem
to know what it really was, did you?"
City lined up with
a remarkably changed and reinvigorated side
after the classless bit of death-by-football
dished up at
Manchester
City. Out went
Geovanni, Marlon King, Dean Marney, George
Boateng and, least surprisingly of all, Dean
Windass. The first two can feel unluckiest,
though the Brazilian certainly has been less
influential lately and probably just needed a
lie down while someone waved a fan in his
general direction. In came Richard Garcia,
Daniel Cousin, Peter Halmosi, Nick Barmby and,
with Bernard Mendy back in the midfield role
where he causes more damage to others and less
to us, Sam Ricketts. Garcia played centrally,
while Villa's adoption of two non-fullbacks at
fullback clearly was behind Phil Brown's plan of
having natural widemen, playing wide, doing
widey type things. Plus the most exciting sight
in City colours right now is Bernard Mendy
dementedly going at a defender with nobody -
supporters, team-mates, defender, and especially
Mendy himself - having a clue what he is going
to end up doing.
Essentially, the
game could be regarded as controversial at the
beginning, controversial at the end, and
intricate and intriguing in between. That it
wasn't a classic is obvious, but it was
engaging. Villa possess a lot of pace and a
progressive midfield, so City simply cut out the
supply line and used the extra man in midfield
to squeeze out Villa's time on the ball. You
could almost hear claret and blue pips
squeaking, to borrow a political soundbite from
the bad(der) old days.
The controversy at
the beginning involved Barmby, light as a
feather, somehow managing - according to Mr
Bennett - to floor Brad Friedel, a mighty,
powerful Yank goalkeeper who could do to Barmby
what Spitting Image would have David Owen doing
to david Steel. But, of course, staring with
evil intentions at a goalkeeper is as wrong as
all wrongnesses in the game, and Friedel got the
free kick when Barmby challenged him to Cousin's
high header with enough offputting endeavour to
see the ball trundle into the net. A scandalous,
wimpish but not unexpected decision.
At the other end,
Ashley Young does Paul McShane with ease but
Michael Turner completes his 1,458th headed
clearance of 2008, then Gareth Barry volleys a
right-footer over the bar. It's not a thriller
from the Villa, this. They're compact and
patient, but they don't like teams establishing
their strengths and trying to nullify them. City
are succeeding. Villa are annoyed and start
doing things all green-booted Premier League
teams do when they're annpoyed and cold and
unworthy of their rabble-rouding opponents -
they start falling over.
Young is the worst
culprit, while Gabriel Agbonlahor, starved of
serious service all evening, also embarks on a
few repertory coronaries. That these players are
supremely gifted young Englishmen makes it all
the more disappointing. It's not a foreign trait
any more. Brummies and Londoners are doing it.
Thank goodness Dean Windass has never dived in
his long career. Our city's clean and wholesome
reputation is secure. Yes.
Halmosi aims a
weak header at Friedel from Mendy's swerving
cross, just after Ian Ashbee seemed to be fouled
- without protest - as he shaped to meet
Cousin's fine centre. The alicebanded Hungarian
then stretches agonisingly not far enough after
Mendy gleefully makes Luke Young look what he is
- a good right back out of his depth on the left
- and zips a low, unsaveable cross right the way
through the six yard box and out again.
Cousin hovers
underneath a startlingly accurate Ashbee cross,
only for tabloid tagged "ex-pub player" Curtis
Davies to get a brave head to it first and
concede the corner. Villa have further
half-chances through Barry and James Milner, but
Boaz Myhill remains cold and inactive. Half time
is level and goalless, but more than hopeful.
The rip-off of
Crossbar Challenge at half time needs to be
re-thought. Ten grand is up for grabs to anyone
who can hit the bar with a ball from the halfway
line. Trouble is, only people incapable of
kicking the ball out of the centre circle were
recruited. I think the money is going to stay
safe if this remains club selection policy for
the contest. Bring back that mime artist who
used to frighten kids in the Well.
Back to the
action, or inaction, if we're honest. the second
half is a taut affair. City are better, but
Villa seem to be an impeccable exercise in
patience, waiting for the chance and knowing
exactly when it will come. Still, while people
chew the back of the seat in front of them as
the night gets colder and the clock ticks
further, it's the Tigers who still most likely
to earn the first goal.
Garcia, mostly
ineffective but certainly useful, heads a free
one wide from Barmby's corner. Halmosi gets on
to his largely sentimental right foot and scuffs
a shot which Davies still chooses to block,
despite the lack of power or direction making it
less than perilous to Villa's net. Chances, not
being taken. This is nerveracking. It's also
thrillingly dramatic, without being dramatically
thrilling. It's a game which, if a winner is to
emerge, will be through either a stunning piece
of outwitting, or an error. Hang on to your
woolly hats - haven't you noticed how cold it
is?
Still
City
press. They fancy it and Villa are giving them
ample submissive reason to fancy it. Turner
begins and ends a fine, idiosyncratic passing
sequence involving Barmby, Mendy and Cousin, but
the central defenders's shot is skied and
sliced. Cousin is then withdrawn for King, whose
immediate impact on Davies prompts the former
tavern protagonist (that's the Independent's
version of "ex pub player") to give away a
corner in the most panic-ridden manner ever.
Turner heads Halmosi's kick back across goal and
Davies gets ahead of King to clear slightly more
icily.
Ashbee, with a
crushing and yet reassuring sense of
inevitability, hawks a shot high, high over the
bar after King had laid the chance off. Barmby
chucks himself at a Ricketts centre and doesn't
connect as meatily as he would desire, but still
a defender feels the need to concede another
corner.
Five minutes on
and Hughes is introduced. City have slogged and
strived, but no goal appears to be forthcoming.
Hughes' introduction, greeted jeeringly by the
visiting fans as they recalled his
Birmingham
City antecedence, is
indication that City are ready to shut up shop
and accept a point.
Then Ashley Young
gets away from Ricketts, for the first and last
time, gets a low early ball in which Kamil
Zayatte, erratic but talented, swings a leg at
with Agbonlahor finally sniffing the chance he's
never had. The swing does Agbonlahor's job for
him as the ball flies apologetically past Myhill
and send the away fans utterly potty with relief
as much as joy.
Despondent, City
battle back but then the decision, indecision
and non-decision of the refereeing team put paid
to a final hope, in the 93rd minute, of an
equaliser. Gutting. Annoying. Galling. But,
somehow, enlightening also. If City play like
this, especially at home, on enough occasions
for the rest of the season then the slump which
people now fear - a la Reading last season -
won't happen. And three defeats in a row, two of
which were of the crummiest kind, won't and
should never tarnish the greatest year of our
lives.
(MR)