The clocks go back soon, that final submission to
the changing of the seasons, and winter looms
unbidden on the horizon. Already a chill wind blows,
but it brings more than the promise of colder,
darker days - carried also is a sense of imminent,
violet re-ordering of the old ways. Just as in those
days before war, or revolution, this feeling is
there but not visible, tangible yet unfelt, and
though it remains beyond definition, we know that
madness stalks the land.
The latest slice of insanity saw
Hull City
best London
opposition for the fourth time in succession,
victory over West Ham United propelling us back –
back! – to third place in the Premier League, once
more clambering to the upper reaches of the planet’s
richest and most important league, and no amount of
rubbing our eyes seems to amend this staggering
fact.
The conundrum of which is
North London’s best team (“Arsenal or Spurs?
It’s actually Hull City, ha ha”) having been solved
by a 4-3-3 formation, Phil Brown quite logically
elected to give it another go – therefore, with
Marlon King winning yet another fitness battle, we
lined up on a mild autumn afternoon: Myhill;
McShane, Zayatte, Turner, Dawson; Ashbee (c),
Marney, Boateng; Geovanni, King, Cousin.
Craig Bellamy started for West Ham, with Carlton
Cole spearheading the 4-5-1/4-3-3 formation
preferred by new manager Gianfranco Zola. Diego
Tristán, former star of La Liga side Deportivo La
Coruña, was not considered close enough
to match fitness to feature.
It was a pleasant, if overcast Sunday afternoon –
the game having being put back a day to cater for
Hull Fair, and we’re now five weeks since our last
Saturday 3pm kick-off. Such are the sacrifices we
must make at this level, however with 2,500 West Ham
fans helping towards a record crowd of 24,896 at the
Circle, one supposes this inconvenience is not
proving too grave.
It was a cagey start by both teams – both sides
seeming slightly unsure of what to expect from the
other, and although City were enjoying slightly the
better of the possession and territory attacking the
North Stand, when the first chance arrived on 15
minutes the visitors should have taken the lead.
McShane rashly contested a loose ball with Craig
Bellamy on the West Ham right, was beaten to it by
the fleet-footed Welsh winger, who hared down the
touchline in front of the anxious East Stand with
Geovanni in desperate but futile pursuit. Ten yards
from the goal-line he dragged the ball back to the
unattended Cole, whose first time shot on his left
was sweetly hit from about ten yards, but flew
straight into Boaz Myhill’s grasp.
A major let-off. West Ham hadn’t deserved to lead,
but this was a sweeping move of real class spoiled
only by a poor finish. West Ham were buoyed by it,
and had the ball in the back of Myhill’s goal a few
minutes later. As Myhill advanced towards the edge
of his area and threw the ball up to clear upfield,
Herita Ilunga nicked it away from him and smartly
hooked the ball over his own head and into the
corner. Sadly for him, referee Chris Foy blew his
whistle immediately, and them administered a
harsh-looking caution.
Mr Ilunga was the recipient of some more generous
officiating moments later, when a very untidy
challenge on the City right was punished only with a
free-kick, when a caution may ordinarily have
resulted.
With half an hour on the stadium clock and the match
entering a slightly sluggish phase, Dean Marney had
a difficult shooting chance when a King cross found
him at the far post, however he was unable to hook
his foot around the ball and it flew safely wide of
Robert Green’s left-hand post.
West Ham were maintaining a loose kind of
superiority as half-time neared, and eventually the
interval was reached via a skied effort from Bellamy
– the Tigers had been slightly bettered in the first
half, with West Ham’s wide men troubling us and
their numerical advantage in midfield forcing our
central three into something of a holding operation.
Something needed changing, and though some favoured
a change of personnel Phil Brown’s response was much
more cute, shifting Geovanni wide on the left to
bolster and broaden our midfield.
We looked a much stiffer prospect straight away, and
had a couple of efforts on Green’s goal in the first
five minutes of the second forty-five – a harmless
long-range effort by Boateng and King’s snap-shot
from a Marney cross, and although these came to
naught City had wrested the initiative from West
Ham…and the opening goal was just moments away.
A corner on the City right was given away by the
visitors,
Dawson’s inswinging corner
saw Turner’s clever run and forceful leap completely
overpower Matthew Upson, and the ball flew cleanly
into the goal. The Circle roared its approval, West
Ham presumably cursed giving away a goal to a set
piece, and we were leading yet again.
The game had rarely been more than medium-paced,
more Angus Fraser than Shoaib Akhtar, but we were
now seeing a much zippier tempo. Geovanni had a
tough chance to double the lead when King freed him,
but the ball was always moving away from him and he
fired tamely wide.
Back came West Ham, and when Cole expertly turned
Turner in the six yard box and fired the ball
against the underside of Myhill’s crossbar – it
bounced to safety, with no other West Ham player
close enough to capitalise.
It elevated the atmosphere in the ground to a
suitably febrile level, and one fancies the
structural foundations of the Circle would have
received a stern examination had Kamil Zayatte’s 50
run and 25 yard piledriver gone a couple of feet
lower – we simply guffawed at the sheer lunacy of a
City centre-back rampaging half the length of the
pitch and crashing a marvelous shot on goal…not
since Damien Delaney’s epic surge upfield several
years ago we seen such a sight – and that was only
against Rochdale.
The game calmed down a little after this, probably
to City’s benefit. A frenetic game suits a team
seeking a goal more than one seeking a calm
conclusion to events. Phil Brown capitalized in the
protracted lull in proceedings by introducing Bryan
Hughes for the tiring Boateng, and Hughes’ unfussy
style was exactly what City needed.
However, West Ham did have an excellent chance to
equalise with fifteen minutes left when a free-kick
was conceded 22 yards from goal. It looked horribly,
gut-wrenchingly presentable, dead central with
either corner equally appealing targets; the shot
was obligingly spannered into the wall and the ball
hastily transferred far from goal.
Halmosi came on for Geovanni to introduce some fresh
legs and pace to a wilting City midfield, while
Faubert came on for Di Michele for the increasingly
exasperated visitors.
In the 83rd minute, former Hammer Richard
Garcia came on for the shattered Cousin; West Ham
swiftly replied by withdrawing the quiet Etherington
for Sears, and we steeled ourselves for a frantic
finale.
I’m not quite sure why; City’s feted resilience
carried us to promotion last season by closing out
games, and it’s not been lost during the summer. And
closed out this game was, three minutes of injury
time from Mr Foy being perhaps fractionally on the
fortunate side, and they were navigated with ease.
It’s getting all a little familiar now, the cries of
relief and satisfaction at the end of a game,
celebratory handshakes and hugs, raucous applause
for another job well done. This was an impressive
win from a slightly pedestrian performance, and
while the perfectionist Mr Brown will take pleasure
from the former and disappointment at the latter, it
is a quite remarkable achievement for us to be
capable of taking three points from a top-half
Premiership side despite not playing well.
That we can do is largely down to Mr Brown’s
tactics, and the superb execution of them by his
charges. Our 4-3-3 may seem narrow, and it may
invite pressure on the flanks in midfield, but with
McShane a solid presence at right-back and Andy
Dawson in the kind of form even his greatest
advocates cannot have thought him capable of,
crosses are invariably smothered at source, or
simply nodded clear by the imperious Turner or
Zayatte.
Aah, Michael Turner. Never before have our
entreaties for
England
representation to be bestowed upon one of our own
carried such credibility. Phil Parkinson may be a
discredited figure among the City fans, and rightly
so, but in handing over £350,000 of Adam Pearson’s
money to Brentford to bring Turner to the Tigers, it
may be that he made one of the most extraordinarily
successful transfers in our history. And if Fabio
Capello is not watching the progress of this player,
he and
England are missing
out.
Not that we’re a one-man team – of course not.
Geovanni’s new-found appetite for teamwork saw him
put in a manful stint on the wing, unveiling
abilities not commonly associated with the
stereotype of a Brazilian midfielder. The Ian Ashbee
of Division Four has been seamlessly upgraded to the
Premier League - and be sure
that we mean that as a compliment of the highest
order.
The rest? Superb. For City now lie third in the
Premier League, 17 points having been accrued from
eight games – or if you prefer, with only seven
points dropped so far, fewer than one per game.
It won’t last, it surely can’t last – but fewer than
25 more points are required for certain safety, and
the nation stands agape at our achievements. We’ll
revel in cocky Champions League references, about
hoping Chelsea and Liverpool draw next week in the
big game between our title rivals, and we’ll affect
to scoff at lowly also-rans such as reigning
European Champions Manchester United, Arsenal and
the world’s richest club, all vainly trying to keep
pace with a club that lay 92nd in the
League ten short years ago.
And yes, we’ll enjoy the adulation from the entire
footballing world, bask in the glory of our
achievements, but not until many months and perhaps
years have passed can we realistically hope to make
sense of it all. For this is all so hopelessly,
wonderful mad that we can do nothing more than laugh
at the sheer craziness of it all. (AD)