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Given that there was much of the unspeakable on show at the KC
as City finally returned to playing football matches, the way
the Tigers won it was anything but.
Caleb Folan. Cost us a million plus and has so far been
effective without devastating, with question marks over two
things - his first touch, and his finishing.
In the coaching manual, it should really say that a striker with
limited finishing ability and a suspect first touch isn't that
much of a striker.
But a new Caleb emerged, butterfly-like, from the cocoon of the
substitutes bench at the KC, ready to avoid the nets and
chloroform of Coventry's lepidopterists and score a graceful and
distinctly un-Folan like winning goal.
The fading batteries on the PA mic were being rolled around for
one final announcement - that of three minutes' injury time -
when Wayne Brown decided to pump a long ball Folanwards, right
down the middle.
A defender in sky blue - nice and traditional Coventry's colours
have always been, I've always nonetheless thought "sky blue" to
be manifestly effeminate an expression - was the favourite to
win it; however, his stretched toes could only divert the ball
into Folan's lap as he rushed through.
This is the point where he miscontrols and is forced wide, or
brings the ball down and swipes dead air or - if you take Stoke
as an example - runs to the corner flag hoping misguidedly to
protect a point.
The script had been shredded. Try this for size...
Folan controlled the ball on his upper thigh and in one
thoughtful movement, clipped a delicious lob over
Konstantaopoulos - yes, that ex Hartlepool keeper who you hope
has a quiet match in order to avoid RSI - and into the net via a
hint of the far post.
Bedlam. Folan ran to the corner flag, doing that 'A' thing with
his fingers for Fitz Hall's charity, and the rest followed. Iain
Dowie turned to the West Stand as if to plead with them not to
be so beastly towards him in their joy.
And it was joy, lots of it, in what had been entirely a joyless
occasion to that point. City and Coventry never carve out
Championship classics at the KC - witness Cov's last ditch win
here last season, one of numerous nadirs Phil Parkinson quietly
put into the waste paper basket when being interviewed for
Charlton and Huddersfield - but last night's match upped the
threshold of horrid spectacles. More horrid than Loyd
Grossman's.
City carded Myhill. Ricketts, Dawson, Turner, Brown, Walton,
Marney, Hughes, Garcia, Windass, Campbell. On later were Barmby,
Folan and Pedersen, staying off were Doyle and France. More on
this unconventional team selection later.
Bryan Hughes nearly scored from a flowing, zig-zag run on three
minutes but put his shot too close to that goalkeeper.
Erm...
Well, as it was a negative match, we may as well focus a little
on negatives. Firstly, and many will feel sharp pains in the
spleen as they read this, but City looked lost without the
unwell Ian Ashbee on the field.
Illness is something you can't negotiate for, and the skipper's
presence as a leader and motivator - and, after recent displays
(not that 17 days without football makes the games prior to that
particularly recent), his work on the ball is even a little
missed. Especially when Dean Marney is playing like he's
forgotten he is a footballer.
Marney's frustrating, 2006-esque performance was all the more
alarming because of the newly-arrived, ankle-socked Simon Walton
on loan, who looked unfamiliar and unfit. he can be forgiven the
first, but with David Livermore available and good, it seemed an
odd decision, especially in the captain's absnece, to throw the
new boy straight in. He did ok. He'll do better.
Dean Windass was quiet, Fraizer Campbell a little livelier. He
could have helped Cov into a ten man game in the first half when
he was hauled down just inside their half, but despite the
presence of no discernible last man, the ref saw it fit,
probably correctly, to give a mere yellow. And to those who say
Coventry's defenders are no match for pace of our beloved
Manchester United rental striker, you may be right. But refs
aren't required to learn each protagonist's best time for 100m
as part of his pre-match prep.
Erm...
Cov were lifeless and lacking in any real endeavour beyond the
honesty which pro footballers are obliged to churn out for fear
of Trades Descriptions issues. I scorned their lack of
travelling support prior to the game; then nodded my head in
understanding of their paucity once the game was underway. I'd
be tempted to stay at home in front of Sunderland v Birmingham
on the box if my 304-mile round journey was to watch guff like
that.
They do, however, have Adebola. He is somehow blessed with
little ability and yet amazing effectiveness, the like of which
Kevin Kyle and other lummox-type strikers can only dream of. I
like Adebola, and he scares me when he plays against us. Always.
Such was the dearth of craft in Coventry's deeper ranges though,
that the big, admirable fellow only got once chance which he
headed over after Myhill had beaten out Mifsud's long range
swish.
City's defence was a little bored but remained efficient - Andy
Dawson played very well, actually - and the midfield was better
in the wider positions while not making inroads centrally, due
to Walton's stranger status and Marney's less forgivable
lethargy. I blame that warm-weather training, me.
Brown brought on Barmby, who was dreadful, and then Folan, whose
contribution could not be described similarly. Good to see
Pedersen back in the fray too, and with Hughes on song and
desperate to prove he can do it in the centre, plus Marney's
inexplicable loss of form, expect a sly switch of positions on
Saturday at Plymouth where Marney will fall victim and Hughes
and Pedersen will benefit.
This is all housekeeping, really.The pitch saw little except
midfield scrapping, long balls going nowhere and Myhill
occasionally rooted to the spot when his own defenders were in
possession. The main source of entertainment came from the
high-pitched caterwauling issued by tedium-riddled East Stand
people at Jay Tabb, mimicking a eunuch-like yell he let out when
clattered in the first half. The tackle may have been unfair and
he may have suffered real pain, but there is no excuse to sound
like that. Unless he actually is a eunuch.
So, a late goal, and a late win. City are 11th but three points
off the play-offs with a game in hand. And, frankly, as the next
games are Plymouth, Blackpool, Colchester and (possibly)
Colchester again, I want 15 points from 15 by the time we go to
the Hawthorns for a barbecue and a controversial but heroic
defeat, please. (AD) |