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Hate is a
strong word. It is also a word that is often misused. People
often don't really hate those they profess to. They just dislike
them, often quite strongly. The repugnance of so-called 'hate'
figures such as Chris Moyles and Jimmy Nesbitt is clear for all
to see, but do you really hate them? Really? In the way that you
hate terrorists, murderers, or those who bring harm to your
nearest and dearest? If the answer is yes then well done. You've
passed the test. You've seen through my subtle ploy and you are
fully aware that the likes of Moyles and Nesbitt are as
deserving of your hatred as bin Laden and Hussain. You see, I
really hate QPR. Really
hate them. Should the club ever go bust I
would go have a celebratory piss against
Loftus Road. I feel no need to
justify my hatred. Anyone who has seen any of the games
involving Hull
City
and QPR since our return to the second-tier will understand. I
just wanted to establish the fact that my hatred goes beyond
dislike or irritation. It's genuine, full-blown hate.
The last time we faced QPR, Stuart
Elliott provided divine retribution for their cheating,
thuggishness and general unpleasantness by scoring twice in the
last five minutes of a game at the KC, a game that at the time
looked as though it would be the catalyst for City's easing away
from relegation and QPR's journey towards League 1. As it
transpired, John Gregory put a run together in April that moved
the Rs clear of the bottom three and consigned his team to
another season of struggle in the second tier. And what an
enjoyable struggle they were experiencing: Gregory sacked,
financial difficulties, in the bottom three, and a succession of
vacuous celebrities being wheeled out by the new owners Flavio
Briatore and Bernie Ecclestone in a vain attempt to distract the
viewing public from the shit-tip that Loftus Road undoubtedly
is.
As was the case last year, QPR were under
the care of a brand new manager for the visit of
Hull
City. Last season, John
Gregory saw his side beat a disinterested City 2-0 as the
reality of Phil Parkinson's limitations as a manager kicked in.
This year, Luigi de Canio, the most Italian sounding man in the
world, was getting his first close-up view of his time-wasting,
shirt-pulling, diving bunch of 'footballers' after Mick Harford
was harshly cast aside after masterminding the Rs' recent mini
revival.
Phil Brown's post-game selection headache
centred around his midfield. Six into four doesn't go, and two
of Ashbee, Livermore,
Okocha, Hughes, Garcia and Marney would have to make do with a
place on the bench. A training injury sustained by Hughes
whittled that number down to five, meaning that Brown made the
wrong choice of dropping Livermore, who had done nothing wrong
and plenty right in his previous four games. Selection should be
based on what a player does on the pitch. I get the impression
that we don't follow this basic of football management
sometimes.
Anyway, we lined up...
Myhill
Ricketts, Brown, Turner, Delaney
Garcia,
Ashbee, Marney, Okocha
Windass,
Campbell
Subs: Duke,
Dawson, Livermore, Featherstone, McPhee.
For QPR,
the same XI that had impressively beaten Charlton the week
before were retained, save for the luckless Adam Bolder, who was
replaced by new signing Buzsaky.
City kicked
off, and instantly enjoyed their best spell of the game. Before
QPR had a kick, Windass got behind the home defence and only a
last-ditch tackle prevented Camp being forced into action. A
minute later Turner heads over an Okocha free-kick. Then in the
third minute, Delaney wins a free-kick in a dangerous wide
position, only for Okocha to fail to beat a one-man wall. More
on Okocha later...
After this
initial flurry, the game settled into a scrappy mess. Neither
side showed any guile going forward, and QPR looked nervous in
front of their new manager. Their first attack of note came on
13, when Delaney inexplicably hit the ball for a corner from the
halfway line. Ash bravely snuffed out the set-piece only for QPR
to hit back and force Myhill to tip a dangerous diagonal ball
for a corner.
On 15,
Campbell wins a free-kick on the edge of
the box, but takes it quickly, allowing Okocha to hit a tame
backpass into keeper Camp's grateful arms.
Despite the impressive Nygaard causing
them some aerial problems, the most reassuring thing about City
is the presence of Turner and Brown. As the rest of the team
decide that they don't really fancy putting in a full
afternoon's shift, our impressive centre-back pairing is left to
repel a number of dangerous-looking crosses from the impressive
Ephraim, the industrious Vine, and the classy Buszaky.
In the 25th
minute, just after Deano is denied an ambitious appeal for a
penalty, Rowlands hits an excellent ball to West Ham loanee
Ephraim, who taunts an under-par Sam Ricketts and cuts inside,
seemingly into an awaiting pack of
Hull City
midfielders. Somehow, despite being surrounded by three City
players, Ephraim gets a low shot away, which takes a slight
deflection and nestles in the bottom corner despite Boaz's
despairing dive. They don't deserve to score, but we most
certainly deserve to be behind. Horrible stuff.
On 30,
Deano does well to win the ball and send a curling shot just
wide, but the only way we look like scoring is if QPR's defence
makes a howler, and the impressive Cranie is an effective
safeguard against this. On 33, QPR start being QPR. Ricketts
brushes against Ephraim in the box, causing the winger to roll
around on the floor in agony. The only surprise was that it took
them 33 minutes to revert to type. Fucking scum.
The half
then fizzles out, with QPR seeming content to ensure they go
into half-time with a lead, and City lacking the ideas, guile
and willing to force an equaliser. Only Turner and Brown have
put in decent shifts, while Ash has worked hard. The rest have
largely been poor, while Okocha has been rancid. I don't know
whether this was because he was injured or uninterested, but if
he and Brown honestly think a display like that is in any way
acceptable, then we could well be in for another struggle this
season. The only way that I can put into words how bad Okocha
was is by saying that he was my least favourite player on the
pitch. A pitch that included 11 QPR players. Really, really
horrible. He should have been taken off in the first half.
Taking him off at half time was a no-brainer. Sadly, we started
the second half with the same 11 that ended the first.
It is
unsurprising, then, that we are utterly battered for the next
ten minutes. As it was looking like a QPR second was inevitable,
Jay-Jay does his first positive thing of the game, hitting a
great pass for Campbell
to run on to. He is cynically scythed down and the QPR player is
booked. From a decent Marney free-kick, QPR break down City's
right, but just as it looks like we've regrouped, the ball falls
to the dangerous Leigertwood. With Jay-Jay marking him, it seems
that there's nowhere for the QPR midfielder to go, but Okocha
sadly just stands and watches as Leigertwood skips by him. He
then makes a token amble towards Leigertwood before stopping
altogether to admire the 25-yard curler that gives Myhill no
chance. Disgraceful stuff Okocha. Even an injury can't excuse
such a lack of effort. If you don't want to put in the odd bit
of hard work to justify your wages then please just go now.
Brown
springs into action and makes a substitution. McPhee replaces
Garcia. Garcia has been poor, but at least he's not been a
liability. How Okocha wasn't the first to be replaced I'll never
know.
A word on
McPhee. He's not very good. We all kind of know that now. But he
does do simple things quite well, and his introduction means we
have more movement up front. Within two minutes, he surges down
a wing and is cynically pulled back. The QPR miscreant is carded
but the free-kick comes to nothing. Two minutes later and Marney
surges through their defence, only to again by cynically brought
down - a favourite tactic of QPR but one that proves effective.
They are thoroghly unpleasant though.
On 67,
Marney, who was our best player in the second half (basically
because Okocha's role was reduced to virtual spectator by now
and our attacks were being channeled though Dean), burst through
their defence again and forces a good save from Camp. A minute
later and McPhee breaks down our right only to get into a good
crossing position and see only one City shirt in the box. Which
is disgraceful from a team chasing a game.
On 71,
Featherstone replaces Okocha and we can start playing with 11
men. Hoo-fucking-ray.
We then
start to enjoy a bit more territory, and Deano, who had an
industrious second half, did superbly to win a corner which saw
McPhee go agonisingly close after Delaney had chipped the ball
back in after QPR had cleared. This proves to be the last time
we seemed like salvaging anything from the game, however. Late
bookings for Turner and Delaney, and a goal for McPhee
rightfully disallowed for offside, were the only incidents fo
note as the home fans found their voice and the home side
started their showboating and getting the ball in the corners.
The usual time-wasting was present, but in truth it didn't
matter. We were never going to get back in this game.
When the
final whistle came, a few City players accepted the smattering
of ill-deserved applause and then trooped off to be given a
bollocking by Brown. I only hope that Brown is as harsh on
himself, as he got the team selection very wrong in the first
place, and then refused to do anything about it by taking off
Okocha.
Of the
team, Myhill stood little chance with either goal and did OK
apart from that. Brown and Turner, as I've already stated, were
as good as ever, Ricketts never really came to terms with
Ephraim, and Delaney was hindered by having Okocha in front of
him. Garcia was utterly anonymous, you know what I thought of
Okocha, Marney was our best player in the second half, and came
to life as Okocha fell deeper into his slumber, and Ash was
half-decent in the first half, and pretty dreadful in the
second. When it comes to on-pitch motivating, Wayne Brown does
twice as much as Ash seems to be prepared to do. Windass and
Campbell didn't do a great job of getting the ball to hold up,
and were offside on way too many occasions, but can rightly
point to the pathetic service they received as an excuse for
their poor afternoons.
What was
worrying though, was the lack of effort and heart in the team.
Only so much blame can be apportioned to Okocha's utter
awfulness, and after a decent first five minutes or so, we never
looked interested in the game. This is the second year on the
trot now that a poor QPR side have beaten us without getting out
of second gear. It will fall on deaf ears, but Phil Brown needs
to take more notice of what actually goes on in a match and pay
less attention to what happens in training and his beloved
Prozone stats.
Livermore
might not have won us the game, but the slick midfield interplay
that we have enjoyed in recent games just didn't happen. A trip
to Burnley
is never the nicest of journeys to get a season back on track,
but if we're not to slip into a relegation battle we have to put
right the wrongs of a horrible, horrible display, and do it
quickly. (RG) |