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Whenever I drive into Luton, I
always find myself whistling In The Ghetto by Elvis Presley,
such is the inhospitality of the place. I can well believe that
this town is absolutely chocka with runny nosed lads learning
how to steal and learning how to fight.
The football ground is the worst in our
division by some distance, as we walk through an extended garage
door either side of people’s bathroom windows in order to take
our seats. How ludicrous that is. I bet none of those poor sods
could sell up if they wanted to. “And if you look out of this
window, you get a clear view of drunken football fans legally
pissing against your wall.”
But I love it there now. Boy, do I. What
a stunning, dominant, devastating, crucial victory this was for
the Tigers. Our second win in a row at Kenilworth Road, and like
last season’s Kevin Ellison-inspired 3-2 capture of the points,
this will be best remembered for an awesome defensive display.
However, don’t let the fact that Messrs
Ricketts, Turner, Delaney and Dawson played so well fool you.
They could only repel what the opposition had to throw at them
and in the case of this dishevelled Luton Town under a
beleaguered manager, it wasn’t a lot. Devoid of confidence,
ideas, leadership and – having infamously sold anyone capable of
looking at the right net – actual footballing talent, they
withered and died before us. They’re going down.
But we might not be now. Six points from
six has taken us level with Burnley (Burnley! Remember how good
we made them look at Turf Moor, with Thelwell in our defence?
That seems like light years ago now) and four points clear of
the drop zone. The bottom three looks ideal too after Southend’s
win – Leeds, Luton and QPR. Leeds have to go for reasons which
need no expansion; QPR because their football is rotten and
spiritless and their manager deeply hateable; and Luton because
their ground and town is a cesspit. I like Mike Newell – he’s
entertainingly fearless, undoubtedly cares about his sport and
has been dealt a bum deal by his board after £9m worth of sales
and barely a penny going into his budget – but his club needs to
go.
Phil Brown not unexpectedly selected
Livermore to start after such a symbolic sub appearance for
Welsh on Saturday, but everywhere else remained untouched. The
A4 sheet slipped under the ref’s door contained the surnames
Myhill, Ricketts, Turner, Delaney, Dawson, Parlour, Ashbee,
Livermore, Forster, Windass and Elliott.
Backed by a vociferous City support who
occasionally sang some utter rubbish, we got going and
immediately were in the ascendancy. Possession was ours, space
was resolutely created, and Luton got frustrated quickly,
notably when ex-Blackpool alky and alleged brainy footballer
Carlisle gave Elliott an almighty boot in the air which left St
Stuart writhing around in immense discomfort and the ref
reaching for his yellow card. Elliott then got another set of
studs in his calves and needed more tenderness from the physio;
although the assaults going his way were over-respectful to
Stuey’s status with us these days, they showed that Luton were
scared of us. Quite right.
Forster did a hamstring after fewer than
20 minutes and ambled off the pitch to massive applause, to be
replaced by the Asprilla-esque (at least in his lolloping way of
getting about – although if he also wants to elbow Keith Curle
and get off scot free then he’s got our blessing) Vaz Te.
Forster has been magnificent lately, and one hopes that there is
more for him to do this season, although if Vaz Te’s display is
anything to go by, something ridiculously special could be seen
in a City shirt over the remaining few weeks, providing he
polishes up his finishing.
Chances wise, it wasn’t exactly boot
filling at this juncture. However, the sub’s arrival had an
instantaneous effect as he clipped a bouncy pass to the
sprinting Ricketts. The overlap and cross was just resplendent
from the Welsh full back – whose decent season for us has been
largely undervalued, one thinks – and as Windass let his eyes
follow the ball’s path on the edge of the six yard box,
Livermore moved his feet quickest and won the aerial duel,
guiding it beyond Beresford’s palm and into the net. Again, like
at Birmingham, Derby and the KC against Preston, Livermore’s
celebration was cool and subdued, though the City fans could
hardly say they also held back. Pandemonium broke out.
Vaz Te charged on to an Ashbee ball to
whack a shot just too high, then his impudence baffled two Luton
types and forced a corner, which via a deflected Turner header
turned into a second corner, then a third. Turner was after this
one too, and his clattering of Beresford as he sought to connect
forehead with ball saw the end of the Luton keeper’s night. On
came first a stretcher, then the inappropriately named Brill as
replacement custodian.
Luton, less than dramatically, decide to
attack. Turner concedes a corner after a dangerous ball from the
right flank threatens Myhill’s exclusion zone with Talbot and
centre back turned not very good centre forward Barnett closing
in. From the kick, Myhill manages a stout block of a flicked
header and Livermore slaps it clear. Defending’s good, although
Dawson sullies the cause with a stupid and mildly violent foul
on Foley which earns him yellow. Still, it’s City who are
showing the strength and, more vitally, the character and desire
as half time approaches. As the whistle sounds, a thoroughly
satisfied City contingent applaud their heroes down the plastic
tunnel and prepare for the inevitable Luton onslaught.
It never happened. Feeney, an astute
forward and international team-mate of Elliott, entered the fray
prior to the restart but little difference was proffered. City
were still much, much better.
Elliott went on a flyer down the flank,
but the cross was slightly too far for Windass. Nonetheless, the
tireless and thoroughly engaging Deano gave chase, kept it in
and chipped towards Vaz Te, who did the bicycle kick thing which
only players who think Championship football is a temporary
measure do. Only just wide too.
A rally from the plastic Hatters. Turner
concedes a soft free kick; the ball is clipped to the far post
via a malfunctioning Myhill punch where Feeney manages a header
right across the six yard area and beyond every body on the
hunt. As it’s regathered and played back in, Ashbee gets across
and clears. A very close shave, happening as it did in front of
the Tiger Nation, who just carried on singing a mixture of
trad.arr City ditties and guff – including a song slaying
Luton’s credentials for beating us to the League One title two
whole years ago. Dear God.
Livermore then got booked for a shirt
pull, prior to winning and delivering a free kick which was
volleyed home magnificently from 25 yards by Turner. Yes,
Turner. This was some goal – arguably surpassing Bridges at
Leicester for the best of the campaign; not just for technical
reasons, but also for importance. Turner’s Tiger life is
morphing into that of his predecessor at the back – dodgy start,
a few nightmares (Huddersfield for Cort; Colchester for Turner)
but eventually settling into the mode of top defender who is a
proper threat at set pieces. One shouldn’t also forget that
Turner has made his transition at a higher level than that which
Cort managed, and just now, he seems unbeatable. Can we even say
we miss Cort any more? It makes the decision by Brown to ditch
Turner for Coles seven days earlier look all the more dimwitted,
irrespective of Coles’ display that night, while the role played
by Delaney in bringing on Turner (as with Cort) should never be
underestimated.
And it was a great goal. It reminded me
of Maldini’s against Liverpool in those opening seconds of the
2005 Champions League final (a volley at a right angle from a
free kick), only Turner’s was better as Maldini’s was hit into
the ground. Our central defender hit it with the sort of
sweetness Tate & Lyle could bag and sell.
Cropper hurt his diseased elbow in the
celebrations, but declined the help of St John’s Ambulance, even
though they had some leeches and a St Bernard with a barrel
ready and waiting. Andy, whose body odour and ruddy complexion
paid homage to a particularly prolific day on the pop, would
later be seen mugging the poor dog.
An hour had gone and we were two up. It
immediately should have been three, as Vaz Te spurned the first
of numerous decent chances by fizzing his drive wide from
Elliott’s divine through ball. Within ten minutes though, Luton
had pegged it back a bit. A free kick was clipped dangerously
in; Myhill went to punch but was beaten to it by the head of
Talbot. 1-2, 20 minutes left.
Livermore frees Vaz Te, but his
irritating desire to have the left-rolling ball on his right
makes the shot harder and he prods it wide. A bad miss, and an
annoying one. Then off he goes again, chasing Elliott’s cross
and belting it at the keeper after Windass fails to connect.
And, lo and behold, it’s Vaz Te who has the next chance as well,
crashing a cross shot straight at Brill, who is evidently a more
reliable keeper than the named Beresford whom he replaced.
Some housekeeping – Vaz Te kicks the ball
away and receives a caution, then Barmby comes on for a
surprised (ie, delaying) Windass, whose reception is explosive,
although it was a quieter time for Deano than the previous two
games. Then we saw the game and the points saved.
Luton bound forwards with a rare sense of
belief (or desperation, more likely), delivering the ball to
Feeney who tees up a volley which he strikes truly. Myhill
follows the path of the ball, but it touches Turner’s shoulder
and deflects a yard the other way, prompting the reflexes of the
keeper to palm it over while the rest of his frame was still off
in the opposite direction. A save of the type he made all
through last season, and a save which could yet define this
season.
Luton are deflated. Elliott – whose
latest 90 minute showing proves that asthma is controllable with
exercise – gets a booking for another petulant bit of ball
disposal after the whistle goes, then Parlour – also a quieter
presence but nevertheless a reassuring one for the younger
members of the team – claps the fans as he withdraws for Coles.
And there’s a good reception for the sub too, after his
calamitous night against Ipswich, although the swap is straight,
with no sign of Turner and Delaney being joined by an extra head
at the back. Lesson learned.
Four minutes are added and Luton keep
possession and look forwards but there’s little real danger –
Turner and Delaney see to that. The whistle sounds and the
rapture is immeasurable from the Tiger Nation. Every player
spends time acknowledging a quite brilliant support, and the
news of winless nights for Leeds, QPR and Burnley add to the
joy.
Well, the situation looks so much rosier
now. Sunderland away is a hiding to nothing, but to go into it
with maximum points from two games means a) our confidence will
be as high as possible at the Stadium of Light; and b) we’ll
have something to fall back on if Keane’s men turn us over. The
more obvious three pointers are our remaining home games, with
Southend, Norwich, Colchester and Plymouth all distinctly
beatable. If all goes according to plan as a tumultuous and
sometimes painful campaign reaches its conclusion, then we
should look at our night in the ghetto as the night where it all
went right. City, you were brilliant. (MR) |