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Gaze for long into an Abyss and it gazes also into you?
Pssh, we’re way beyond mere visual contact, we’ve just taken a
running jump into the Abyss, we live there now, the club’s mail
is forwarded to the Abyss.
A page or two after his quote about Abyss gazing, Nietzsche
wrote ‘The thought of suicide is a great source of comfort’. I’m
sure some supporters considered it Friedrich, but there is no
comfort in watching a football team commit suicide, because
that’s what happened at the KC in a game we really needed to
win, we witnessed euthanasia against Ipswich, defender assisted
suicide.
And yet it started so
brightly, with City dominating the first 20 minutes of play and
taking the lead, before utterly imploding and capitulating to a
team that are, well, pretty crap really. Prior to this game
Ipswich hadn’t scored away this millennium (or summat) and had
jizzed away loads of money on signing Jon Walters. Jon Walters!
Despite that and Phil Brown’s comments after the defeat at
Coventry that he was ‘looking forward to Tuesday, to the match
against Ipswich’, the Tiger Nation were not, and there was a
sense of dread when the team sheet was announced, Michael Turner
dropped in favour of Danny Coles and Dean Marney in for David
Livermore, though the return of Andy Dawson was fair enough. The
full XI: Myhill; Dawson, Delaney, Coles, Ricketts; Elliott,
Parlour, Ashbee (capt.), Marney; Forster and Windass.
Ipswich kicked off the game
playing towards the South Stand, but City soon took control of
the game. Not total control, but we were the better side and
Ipswich seemed happy enough to let us be. Forster squared the
ball for Dean Marney who clubbed a shot over the bar before a
quickly taken free kick from near the left touchline was centred
for Delaney who, off balance, fired wide right.
There was a scare when
Danny Coles unwittingly headed weakly back to Myhill who had
Francis Jeffers racing at him but our netman bravely gathered
the ball at the feet of the man once touted by Thierry Henry as
‘a fox in the box’, ahem. Back to City pressure then, and the
busy Nicky Forster on the left wing laid off for Ray Parlour who
took a majestic first touch before hitting an always rising shot
that whizzed above the crossbar, but not by much
So far so good, City looked up for this and Ipswich were as
docile as the fans not cheering them on in the North Stand, it
seemed only a matter of time before we’d take the lead, and so
it proved. Sam Ricketts hit a ball towards Elliott that can be
termed as both ‘raking’ and ‘searching’, our devout Ulsterman
connected with it superbly, his improbable and brilliant looping
header struck the bar but the rebound fell kindly for Deano who
gleefully drilled the ball into the netting. 22 minutes in, 1-0
City, and you suspected City were on for a comfortable win here.
Such suspicions were
though, dismissed almost instantly, City fans were still
contentedly discussing the merits of our goal when the feebly
nicknamed ’Tractor Boys’ equalised with their first attack of
note. A long ball was hit into the box that should have been
simply headed away, but Danny Coles abjectly failed to deal with
it, letting the ball drop over his head, allowing a surprised
Jeffers to make up for his poor first touch with a second and
poke the ball beyond Myhill. 1-1. K’inell City.
Ricketts was taken out on the right wing by Roberts who saw
yellow for the indiscretion, but the free kick was wasted,
Marney put too much on it and it bypassed everyone, Elliott
tried in vain to keep it in play on the byline. Dean Windass,
head and shoulders above everyone else on the pitch, flicked the
ball on with his head for Forster, who couldn’t turn
sufficiently to get a clean strike in and his weak shot caused
no bother for keeper Lewis Price. Ray Parlour thought he’d
gotten away with a cunning foul to disrupt Ipswich’s attacking
momentum but he was given a telling off by the pistachio green
shirted ref a few minutes after the event.
The game was getting
scrappy now and City’s grip on the game was becoming ever
weaker, but we had chances to retake the lead. Forster, on the
right this time, centred for Windass who put his fat neck into
the header, but couldn’t quite get the pace on the ball needed
to beat the keeper. Marney hit a half volley over the bar before
City incredulously gifted Ipswich a lead they barely warranted
by defending like mongs. Coles fell over as he turned with the
ball at his feet and Delaney dithered, allowing a blueshirt to
square the ball for Peters who curled a shot that deflected off
Sam Rickett’s and into the net. 41 minutes gone, 2-1 Ipswich.
Un. Be. Liev. Able.
The half ended a bit
desperately for City, Elliott shanked a shot wide before Deano
lashed a volley over to his own anger and disbelief. Hard to
criticise him though, he was a bright spark amongst the low
wattage, only he and Forster had played well, the defence was
appalling, Coles and Delaney in particular, and in the middle
Parlour wasn’t pulling strings, Marney was his usual high cost
mediocre self and Ashbee just ran around pointing to no
discernable effect and giving the ball away when he had it at
his feet. The Tigers had started with enterprise and belief but
ended the first half devoid of any ideas and confidence, and
even having witnessed defeats at Barnsley and Coventry, those
sombrely supping beer on the concourses could hardly believe we
were trailing to a side with as little guile as Ipswich.
There was though, some
belief that we could turn it round and claim the 3 desperately
needed points on offer. That belief was misplaced. Danny Coles,
Ipswich’s man of the match, failed to read and cut out a fairly
easy to read and cut out through ball and was easily brushed
aside by Lee who made it 3-1 to Ipswich on 49 minutes, and it
was all over, even with 40 minutes remaining, it was over.
To their credit, Windass
and Forster steadfastly refused to accept this and fought for a
lost cause, but they couldn’t do it alone. Frankly I could quote
wholesale from Kafka’s ‘Metamorphosis’ and it wouldn’t be any
more harrowing than an in depth report on our performance in the
2nd half. Either way, I’d be referring to
cockroaches, Gregor Samsa and Danny Fucking Coles. Generally
it’s unfair to lambast a single player when most of the team is
sub par, but coming a few days after he was given a years
contract extension, it’s hard not to gnash your teeth when a
single player is responsible for three opposition goals in a
more or less must win game.
Ray Parlour was replaced by Welsh just after the hour mark and
before the ‘bullet headed Scouser’ (© DMT) could touch the ball,
we were 4-1 down. Coles won his first header of the evening,
putting a cross from an Ipswich free kick square across goal for
Canadian de Vos to stab in from close range. Disgraceful.
A few minutes later Bo
Myhill saved us from further humiliation with a superb save, the
shot on goal coming from the first attack that Ipswich has
crafted for themselves, all of their other chances were gifted
to them by our unfeasibly poor rearguard. Phil Brown made a
double substitution, Darryl Duffy’s introduction allowed Stuart
Elliott to take his Ventolin and Danny Coles suffered his final
indignity when replaced by the man who should have started,
Michael Turner. Coles’ withdrawal was greeted by a loud cheer,
then by some boos, possibly directed at those who cheered, but
it spoke volumes about Coles performance.
Too little (Duffy) too late (Turner) really, and when Marney
sliced a shot hopelessly wide who could disagree when the
Ipswich fans sang ’that’s why you’re going down’, one of the few
things they sang all night despite watching their side win by a
large margin. Maybe they know full well just how bad their side
is and how much this win flattered them, but really what does
that say about us? Those who remained in the stands to watch
City continued to make noise, but there was a sense of
resignation and gallows humour about it.
The baton of defensive
ineptitude was passed to Delaney when Coles went off and the
usually dependable Irishman was made to look stupid when sub
Hayles ghosted past him to rifle in the Suffolk side’s fifth on
81 minutes. Windass and Forster had an ally in John Welsh who
showed commendable graft and he won a penalty when taken down as
he entered the box on the right side. Windass predictably
stroked it home to reduce the deficit, but it was of little
comfort. 5-2 Ipswich.
When the attendance of
18056 was announced there was at best just over half that in the
ground, many had seen enough long ago, they missed Delaney being
made a fool of again, this time by ex-Tiger and sub Jon Walters
who fired wide. The ref prolonged our agony for an extra 4
minutes beyond the usual 45, nonetheless City tumbled back into
the relegation zone, we were above QPR on goal difference but
this display put paid to that advantage.
Phil Brown
has pledged to appear in the City magazine naked as part of the
Coca-Cola win a player inanity, any more performances and
results like this one and the scene may resemble the flogging
sequence in The Passion Of The Christ. With Preston and
Sunderland up next, it’s not looking good for the man on a short
term contract. His team selections raised eyebrows tonight, but
it was the players on the pitch who made hearts sink. City had
been teetering on the edge of the Abyss before this game but now
we’re gazing at it from the inside. It is suitably abysmal. (LM) |