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Dissociative Identity Disorder. The
fount of all internet knowledge that is Wikipedia declares this
to be the condition that most people confuse for schizophrenia,
where multiple personalities emerge within a single mind.
Ordinarily an affliction of the individual, there is
thought to be excited talk in the
psychiatric community about a case affecting an entire group,
although Amber Nectar has been unable to verify
rumours that a deputation of eminent
psychologists will be present at Coventry City's Ricoh Arena
next week hoping to witness this phenomenon first hand among
this group, who have been provisionally labeled as “the Hull
City AFC first team”. Preliminary evidence suggests that further
study is required.
Following the avalanche of criticism for the Barnsley debacle,
the Tigers made three changes to the side that so timidly
surrendered at Oakwell, although two were forced upon Phil Brown
by injury – the unavailability of Andy Dawson and Stephen McPhee
prompted call-ups for Danny Coles and Stuart Elliott, while Dean
Windass was restored to the side as Jon Parkin was finally
dropped. It meant City carded: Myhill; Ricketts, Turner, Coles,
Delaney; Parlour, Ashbee, Livermore, Elliott; Forster, Windass.
Jon
Welsh, Dean Marney and Nathan Doyle were all drafted into the
squad, accompanying Parkin and Duke on the City bench. Nicholas
Bendtner was dropped by Steve Bruce in favour of Dudley Campbell
while ex-Colchester midfielder Neil Danns was brought into the
Birmingham side at the expense of Fabrice Muamba.
The
visitors kicked off attacking the North Stand, populated by
about 1,500 away fans, and as the match’s commencement was
marked by the heavens opening, City quickly took the upper hand.
Windass rasped a low 30 yard effort that was adeptly pouched by
visiting netminder Doyle, and on nine minutes it was Deano who
gave the Tigers the lead. Ray Parlour collected possession wide
on the right, and he turned and curled a low ball onto the
penalty spot, where Windass had stolen a few yards on Bruno
N’Gotty and flashed a shot past the isolated Doyle to give City
a deserved early lead and score his first goal in black and
amber in over a decade.
It was
celebrated with more than a tinge of disbelief – still
traumatised by the nightmare at Oakwell, few had anticipated
anything other than a home defeat, yet even early in the game
the Tigers were palpably superior to their Premiership-chasing
guests in terms of commitment and, on a tired-looking pitch,
craft and guile.
Michael
Turner was cautioned for a cynical foul on Gary McSheffrey after
quarter of an hour when Birmingham looked to be breaking
dangerously, however the free kick was squandered.
A few
minutes later, McSheffrey almost scored the goal of the season
with speculative 40-yard shot that flew miles into the air and
would have crashed down underneath Boaz Myhill’s crossbar had
the City keeper not backpedalled in time to claw it to safety –
he ended up entangled in the net at the expense of a corner,
though mercifully not embarrassed by Birmingham’s first attempt
on goal.
The
industrious Forster nearly doubled the lead on 22 minutes when
he harried a visiting defender into a slightly underhit backpass
to Doyle and then charged down the goalkeeper’s clearance, but
it bounced wide of the empty goal.
This
incident didn’t appear to greatly impress the Birmingham fans,
who were understandably unamused by their side’s feeble showing
against one of the division’s lesser powers. However, no matter
how poorly they were playing, much of the credit must go to
City. Ray Parlour was not alone in rolling back the years, and
he received possession from Windass to flash a shot wide as the
pattern of the match remained in our favour.
Elliott
was next to have a chance when Ashbee’s excellent wide ball
released our cartwheeling hero, but he was unsure whether to
shoot or cross with Forster lurking and his effort scuffed
disappointing wide.
Elliott
was involved in the game’s next pivotal moment, when Turner’s
long punt downfield skidded off the sodden surface and found the
Northern Ireland international bounding free of his markers
towards goal. Jaidi felled him by illegal means about 25 yards
from goal, and with no Birmingham player within five yards of
the incident, referee Webster correctly dismissed the Tunisian
for serious foul play.
A superb
spell for the Tigers almost got better when Windass’ deft
free-kick just flew wide of Doyle’s right hand post, and Steve
Bruce reacted to his side’s numerical disadvantage by
withdrawing the luckless Campbell in favour of Stephen Kelly.
The Tigers remained gleefully in control, and Sam Ricketts hit a
low effort from outside the area skidding towards goal which
Doyle shovelled uncertainly past his post. From the corner,
Ashbee sent a shot flying well over.
Mr
Webster ended the first half after a couple of minutes of extra
time, and the players sprang from the pitch to hearty acclaim
for their superb first half, memories of Barnsley already fading
as the prospect of an improbable victory against a struggling
ten men came enticingly into sight.
Steve
Bruce had evidently had a few robust comments for his side at
the interval in addition to introducing Bendtner for Larsson, as
they came haring out in search of a quick equaliser. It roused
the Birmingham fans for the first time in the afternoon,
curiously quiescent until this stage, however this initial burst
rapidly dulled with Parlour, Ashbee and Livermore refusing to
yield the midfield. Indeed, the first chance of the second half
fell to Livermore, with his extravagant 25-yard drive smashing
into the crossbar via the fingertips of Doyle – our principle
influence in midfield has many qualities, but until now
long-distance shooting has not been identified as one. Testament
to the confidence flowing through the side, one supposes.
Birmingham were creaking at the back now with the prodigious
workrate of the tireless Forster caused untold problems for
N’Gotty, and it was he won a penalty for the Tigers in the 57th
minute when he fastened onto the ball, turned and headed to the
area where a witless challenge by Taylor sent him flying to the
turf and Mr Webster immediately awarded the Tigers a chance to
double the lead from twelve yards.
There
were no protests from the dispirited men in blue, and Dean
Windass – who else? - took the ball and smacked it low and hard
past Doyle’s flying dive to give City a two-goal lead. The crowd
celebrated jubilantly, Barnsley forgotten, the Tigers flying
once more and with results going our way, the likelihood of an
immediate return to the promised land of a spot outside the
bottom three.
Birmingham were beaten. Totally flattened. There was never a
suggestion they’d recover from this situation. City were
completely in charge of the game, and were the only side looking
like adding to the scoring. Bruce replaced the quiet Cameron
Jerome with the preposterously over-rated Rowan Vine, which made
approximately zero impact on the direction of the match. Windass
had another pop at the bemused Doyle after more good work by the
tiring but still effective Elliott.
However,
with the game entering the final fifteen minutes, it quietened
somewhat, with neither side overly eager to expend unnecessary
effort with no alteration of the outcome likely. City made their
first change of the afternoon, with Ray Parlour trotting off to
a standing ovation with John Welsh taking his place.
The away
fans began drifting away, Elliott fired a shot over, Windass
headed over…this really was total Tiger domination in the most
unexpected fashion. Dean Marney replaced Livermore with a minute
left, while Dean Windass was withdrawn shortly after to a
fabulous reception, the hero of the 1990s vindicating the
decision to bring him home in the autumn of his career.
Jon
Parkin, sporting a newly shaven head, came on for a couple of
minutes and was given a decent reception as he charged around in
the few moments available to him before the proceedings were
ended and rapturous applause was awarded to the side.
With
City the only side in the bottom ten to win, this was close to
the perfect afternoon. A vibrant, committed display banished the
horrors of Barnsley and saw us leap two places into 22nd.
Another defeat for the ailing White Shite and a loss on the road
for Southend keep them on 31 points, now a worrying four points
adrift. QPR could only manage a point at home to Plymouth,
putting them below the Tigers, while the failure to win for
either Norwich or Luton place them within striking difference of
City.
However,
yesterday was principally about us. The criticism after the
midweek defeat was savage – rightly so – but the response was
perfect. It is pointless now attempting to forecast the outcome
of the relegation battle at the foot of the Championship, surely
the most compelling and unpredictable contest in English
football at the moment. With Southend and Leeds slipping behind,
it could be one from five to join them…or any three from six if
they recover…or three from eight of the precipitous plummetings
of some of those on the edge of the fight are not arrested
shortly.
We may still go down. For every Derby and Birmingham, we’ve had
a Barnsley and Leeds. Phil Brown’s erratic, unpredictable,
sometimes disappointing, occasionally thrilling Tigers appear
almost to have a two distinct personalities warring with one
another for supremacy – but it’s certainly going to make for an
exciting ride. And for yesterday, the side deserves only the
richest praise for continuing to offer us hope. (AD) |