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Multiple-team accumulators, as any experienced gambler will
sagely intone unto the novice, are a bookmaker’s favourite cash
cow. With large, yet criminally poor-value odds highlighted to
tempt the unwary, they harvest countless fivers and tenners from
the occasional punter. The most common is a one consistent of a
dizzying quantity of home teams – a series of “certs”, all of
which combine delightfully to produce a colossal payout at 5pm
on Saturday.
At 4.40pm on Saturday, dotted across in the
country, there must have been a number of gamblers eagerly
clutching their betting slips and dreaming of spending a very
welcome post-Christmas windfall. Whereupon, on a chilly
afternoon in Derbyshire, a man named Sam Ricketts passed a
football to a man called David Livermore, who kicked into a
small rectangle that had them crumpling the paper into small
balls and hurling it at the offending scores service,
expectorating “fucking Hull”.
Heh.
Buoyed by the pre-match news that a City
supporter named Geoff Pearson had won a Coca Cola promotional
contest that won himself a handy ten thousand pounds, and
secured for his chairman namesake an extra £250,000 for the
summer war chest, Phil Brown made three alterations to the side
that slid to a troubling defeat against West Brom last week,
recalling David Livermore, John Welsh and Danny Coles as the
Tigers lined up: Myhill; Ricketts, Turner, Delaney, Dawson;
Coles, Livermore, Welsh; McPhee, Parkin, Forster. Ray Parlour
accompanied Duke, Elliott, Duffy and Windass on the bench.
Craig Fagan was missing for the home side through both
suspension and contractual ineligibility, Gary Teale returned to
the side and Jay McEveley made a debut for the Rams.
A crowd exceeding 28,000 had levered itself
into Pride Park for the home side’s bid to win a
record-equalling ninth successive game, and the home side
started brightly, forcing a brace of early corners that City
capably repelled. Steve Howard nearly gave Derby the lead after
ten minutes when his header flashed narrowly wide, although
referee Russell had already given the Tigers a free-kick for a
foul on Myhill.
Back came the Rams, with Howard again
threatening, although from this attack City launched a swift
break that saw McPhee draw a comfortable save from Bywater.
The match was more level now, and being
played at a lively pace. City had established a foothold in
midfield, where Livermore was more than compensating for the
absences of Ashbee and Marney. However, Derby were having some
joy down the flanks, where Ricketts and Dawson were being
repeatedly stretched. And it was down City’s right that the
first goal came.
An epic goalmouth scramble at the far end to
the gathered Tiger Nation was eventually dealt with by Derby,
and they sprang out at pace. Coles tracked Pearson for nearly
fifty yards, but he was unable to halt his run. The ball was
swiftly transferred across City’s under-staffed back line where
Teale collected possession, steadied himself and slammed an
unstoppable low shot past Myhill.
A goal of genuine quality, and while City
should have done more – either eliminating the threat of Pearson
at halfway or picking up the run of Teale – it was still a
superbly crafted move.
In fact, so good was it that it was the
second best moment of skill in the first half, as four minutes
later Andy Dawson managed to better it with a sparkling free
kick from 25 yards. Parkin was fouled by one of theirs, whose
identity was difficult to discern from distance, and with no men
on the line and a perfectly central position, Dawson curled a
peach of an effort over the Derby wall and past the flailing
limbs of Bywater to silence the large home crowd and send the
City fans into delirium.
The goal rocked Derby, conceding for the
first time since January 1st, and City enjoyed some
decent moments in possession thereafter. John Welsh celebrated
his first start since the defeat at Plymouth in December by
entering the referee’s notebook for an untidy lunge as City
looked to push men forward, however the home side regained the
composure to end the half as the better side.
However, the parity the Tigers deserved at
the break was denied them, and in circumstances for which they
can only blame themselves. With the first half almost completed,
a corner from the left was swung in where barrel-chester
defender Moore was left unmarked to send a soft header bouncing
past the wrong-footed Myhill to plop sickeningly into the corner
of the goal.
This observer will now digress in a fashion
that is becoming depressingly familiar to highlight Derby
County’s rubbising of their own history as a proud traditional
football club, as the drums that had hinted at the Rams wilful
Americanisation of the “matchday experience” were accompanied by
Tom Fucking Hark blaringly idiotically over the tannoy.
Embarrassing, toe-curling stuff. Another club falls to the dark
side.
City trudged off with a deficit their spirit
had not merited, but which some sloppy defending and Derby’s
skilful attacking had brought about.
No matter; out came our heroes kicking
towards the 1,400 souls who’d travelled south, and there was
little sign of despondency or self-pity at the situation. The
Tigers forced a couple of early corners, but these came to
nothing. With City struggling to create any clear-cut chances
despite having a decent share of possession and territory, Phil
Brown opted to make what turned out to be a highly prescient
double substitution on the hour.
Windass replaced the becalmed Beast while Ray
Parlour came on for the tiring Welsh, and the introduction of
this pair gave City a much sharper attacking edge. Derby,
accustomed to winning by a single goal, maybe underestimated
them, but the balance of play continued swinging towards City
and McPhee had a great chance after good work by Forster, but
his shot flew a considerable distance over the bar.
Billy Davies withdrew the excellent Teale for
Macken with quarter of an hour remaining as the match grew
increasingly stretched. Phil Brown reacted by replacing McPhee
with Stuart Elliott, who appeared to be positively brimming with
energy and his pace infused City with fresh belief that an
improbable point was possible.
However, the home side nearly settled the
match when Myhill looked puzzlingly hesitant when dealing with a
weak shot from distance, only managing to shovel it around the
post. Back came City, and Parlour had an outstanding opportunity
to mark his first ever Football League game with a goal after
Stephen Bywater’s injudicious expedition outside of his area
left the goal at the mercy of the former England international,
but great covering work by quelled the danger.
One final time, the Tigers poured forward,
and produced a superb move down the left when Windass freed the
advancing Ricketts. He swapped passes with Elliott, whose
delightful pass sent the Welsh international free in the area.
He thoughtfully squared it to the unmarked Livermore, who coolly
steered a volley past Bywater to provoke crashing scenes of
mayhem in the away end as the City players celebration with real
feeling in front of us.
There was a minute of normal time left for
the Tigers to negotiate, but both sides appeared to feel a
winner was within their respective grasps, each committing more
men forward than their managers may feel was strictly necessary.
However, few openings were created despite the frantic nature of
the final moments, and the points from an entertaining fixture
were shared.
Good stuff from City. Even had we gone down
2-1, a decent hand was likely from the away support,
appreciative of a credible effort against a team who’ll probably
line up in the Premiership next season. City had fought back
gamely from a crushing blow on half-time, and played with
sufficient application and craft to convince us that the
disappointments of Leeds and West Brom were lows to be recovered
from, not a sign of things to come.
To gain a point, then, is a terrific result.
Forget that Leeds beat Palace, or that Southend had already
crucified a stricken QPR. Put in context of 1st v 22nd,
taking anything back to East Yorkshire was a splendid outcome.
That it was done so with no little heart and a healthy dose of
guile is even better.
And now with a weekend offer before the incalculably vital trip
to Barnsley on the 20th, we draw breath and attempt
to remain positive. Three points separate the bottom six. It’s
heart-stopping stuff – but we’re not down. (AD) |