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The Championship table looks very
promising today, for the first time in ages and ages. City are
now within gnashing distance of clambering from the bottom three
thanks to a superb victory over free-falling Burnley and some
results going our way.
This was a fabulous performance for the
KC faithful, making a mockery of City’s struggle and strife
through the back end of 2006. Phil Brown unflinchingly wielded
his axe after the contemptible display against Leicester and was
proved right, right and right again.
Right to put Nicky Barmby and Jon Parkin
together up front. The returning Barmby was magnificent, truly
superb, nothing short of sensational, beyond recognition from
some of his earlier interest-lacking saunters of this season.
Parkin, also returning, struggled for the pace after his injury
and illness, but was nonetheless the fear-inducing,
body-on-the-line talisman which delights the Tiger Nation so.
Right to play Ryan France at right back.
I never thought I’d say this after some of the defensive
mismanagement of France last season which gave left wingers far
and wide the sort of room normally described by James May when
he climbs aboard a new Jag. With Sam Ricketts controversially
relegated to the bench, France was solid and unfussy in his back
four duties, and proved a tireless, willing support act for
wing-switching Craig Fagan, who suddenly has become many fans’
be-all and end-all for the season. More on that later.
Right to put Michael Turner back in
defence. Okay, with Coles suspended and Collins (boy have we
missed that brutish chap) injured for the season, Mr Brown had
Hobson’s choice before him, but suddenly I’ve realised that
Turner may just have been part of our defensive solution, not
the problem. Perhaps the problem really is Coles. With Burnley
against him, Turner was brave, authoritative, sometimes immense,
but always there. Unlike Coles in recent weeks, Turner didn’t go
missing against Burnley’s meatheaded striker Gifton
Noel-Williams (or ‘Gifton Noel-Whatsisname’, as one bloke near
me called him – somehow forgetting the easiest and commonest
part of his name, berk) and such a positive outlook rendered
Burnley’s route one option entirely impotent. The pairing of
Turner with the flawless (and, as far as I’m concerned now,
authentic, 24-carat hall of fame City player worthy of
comparison with Jobson and Whittle) Damien Delaney was solidity
personified at Leeds, as it was here against Burnley. And Turner
has had his quality moments this season; anybody who saw his
colossal one-man goal-protecting mission at Southend when they
started peppering us from all angles at 3-2 will back that up.
Maybe, just maybe, we’ve found our defensive duo for the
remainder of this now salvageable campaign.
But enough of this elongated whimsy, you
need the team, so here we go: Myhill; France, Turner, Delaney,
Dawson; Marney, Ashbee, Livermore; Barmby, Parkin, Fagan. Kind
of a 4-3-3, although Fagan switched flanks a lot and essentially
went where he liked, with the roar of a hopeful crowd ringing in
his ears when Steve Jordan announced his name. Ricketts was on
the bench with Forster, Elliott, Duke and hobbledehoy
Featherstone.
Burnley don’t especially offend me – I
quite like the town, their pre-match attractions are pretty good
and they admirably consume a third of the world’s Benedictine
there; something which liqueur enthusiasts can mull over to
their heart’s content. But I hate their goalkeeper. Jensen is a
git. He strikes me as the sort of prissy custodian who doesn’t
like getting his kit dirty and he uses every blade of grass to
timewaste as much as he can. Yet in three games lately, we’d
never scored against him, even though he’s obviously not very
good. That had to change, if only for justice reasons.
It took six minutes. City were out of the
blocks sharp, and Parkin had already headed a France overlapping
cross too high by the time Fagan was set free to scamper through
an abundance of semi-bothered Lancastrian boots down the left.
Once he’d established that every seat-edge had been severely
weighted down, he ignored the obvious lash across goal in the
hope someone would get a touch, instead showing coolness and
awareness rarely on show from Fagan at full pelt. The gorgeous
pull back was gratefully received by Marney, who put away a tidy
finish.
I feel I should point out that such a
simple finish can still yet establish the high-class credentials
of Marney, credentials which are now starting to finally burst
from their impenetrable cocoon of the autumn. It was calm,
measured and placed. Livermore might have scored had it been him
(think of his neat goal from a pull back at Birmingham) but I’m
in no doubt that France would have miskicked and Ashbee would
have ballooned it into the control box.
City settled and played some genuinely
stunning passing football at times. Fagan was often involved,
but so was Marney and the renaissance of France in a position
which has often been something of a square-peg situation in the
past was remarkable to watch. As if buoyed by one full back’s
endeavour, Dawson too had more cause to attack than defend, and
managed one run inside three Burnley mannequins of some note
until the shot which was aching to be hit didn’t materialise at
all as Dawson’s right foot has no known purpose in football.
Parkin was putting it about, despite some
difficulty at times getting off the ground, which prompted some
disgraceful slaggings from my bit of the East Stand. I wonder
sometimes what folk expect of the Beast. He is immobile, but
it’s kind of a natural, useful immobility, and for all his
strength and bluster he is a guy who can trap a ball, pack a
shot and give himself room to spray a pass. Yet if he loses an
aerial battle he is slaughtered to high heaven by some. These
lamebrains should remember that defenders too are capable of
challenges based on height ‘n’ mass. And at least Parkin
administered a Beasting of sorts to that dolt Jensen, which
prompted a comic reaction of pique from the pristine keeper and
a few words from the ref. I bet I know who blinked last.
City restored their possessional
domination and gained a second goal after 22 minutes when Barmby
was sent floorwards by the torso of Harley – whose three
ex-clubs are all in the Premiership, while he isn’t – and Fagan
stylishly slid a low penalty to Jensen’s left, wrongfooting the
keeper completely.
From here, it honestly became about one
thing and one thing only – how many City would score. Burnley
were making no contribution at the City end whatsoever – Turner
and Delaney butted absolutely everything away, challenged or
not, and some of Ashbee’s ballwinning activity was worthy of
your finest wince –and this aesthetic mauling by the Tigers
prompted the perky visiting manager Steve Cotterill to make two
substitutions on the half hour, both tactical. And both without
effect.
Livermore, whose ability to control a
game’s pace is fast becoming one of City’s key attributes, sent
a glorious ball Faganwards for our hero with one foot out the
door to chase, and his inside thread was immaculate for Barmby,
but the touch was too strong and the chance rolled out of play.
Burnley, as if we were meant to be
impressed, then force a corner. It proves dangerous as three
successive visiting heads manage a bit of tennis in the vicinity
of the City box before France does a heroic clearance off the
line as Noel-Whatsisname turned the final nod towards our net.
Barmby and Parkin then prove they can do this nutting lark too,
placing three headers on each other’s bonces to give Dawson some
room for a cross. Dawson instead chose to slap a volley from the
touchline at goal, which almost caught Jensen napping at the
wrong post. Would have been a hell of a goal for Dawson, and
would have made Jensen look even more of a dweeb.
France joyously escaped a tackle to set
Fagan scampering again, but Duff decided to chop his ankles away
and picked up a yellow in precisely the scenario (and patch of
grass) which earned Coles his red against Leicester. We were 2-0
up though, so the protests weren’t over-long, and the ref was
probably right.
After a corner was cleared, Ashbee and
Livermore then began a wonderful spell of injury time keep-ball
which also involved Parkin, Barmby and Fagan, and eventually led
to Turner, still up after the corner, heading over the bar. Half
time, lots to talk about, lots to smile about, especially when
the news came through that Leeds were not doing as well as us.
At all. Reh!
Burnley brought on their third sub for
the second half, but again the insignificance of the decision
was immediately apparent. Barring a ten-minute burst at the
start of the second half for the Lancastrians, City remained in
charge, ruthless in maintenance of possession and always holding
on to belief that they could extend their lead to three or four.
The spell of Burnley pressure included a
swipe over in space and then a shot saved by Myhill from Noel-Whatsisname.
And that was about it. Once City had got over this predictable
stint from the visitors, they turned the screw a little tighter.
Fagan smacked a cleanly hit shot straight at Jensen after
Parkin’s flick set him free. Barmby created so much – not just
chances with his passing, but also some unquenchable desire from
his team-mates as a consequence of some good old-fashioned
harrying, sliding tackles and lip. He was up for this. It was a
quite fantastic performance, the type which reminds all the
Barmby doubters of the man’s class and the reason he enjoys his
fine brand of footballing pedigree.
Burnley forced four straight corners
without managing to do anything noteworthy from them, then were
handed a chance on a plate when Parkin played Dawson short and
winger Elliott interceded, only to ultimately sweep a poor shot
a long way wide.
City then created proper chances which
should have been in the back of Burnley net with Jensen weeping
like a girl. Dawson was sent clear by Ashbee but somehow
Parkin’s free, close-range shot from the glorious low cross was
smacked straight at the flailing Burnley keeper; then a horrific
Burnley backpass gave Fagan his opportunity, but angles were
against him and he was crowded out as he tried to find room for
the shot. An irked Barmby was then withdrawn as he continued to
berate Burnley sub Mahon for getting him booked, before having
words with Cotterill too as he grabbed his floorbound tracky
top.
Forster was the replacement, and he
should have had two by the game’s end. Just after Fagan smacked
the upright at the near post with an instant swing at Marney’s
handsome cross, Forster was sent clear by Livermore’s inviting
pinpoint pass, but the shot was belted right at Jensen. Amid all
this frenzied and fiendish mauling by the Tigers, Marney was
violently studded by Elliott and was ready to sacrifice his
status on the park to have a pop back, until Ashbee rather
superbly dived across (literally) to divert the furious ex-Spurs
schemer from the target of his fists. He got yellow, as did
Elliott. Oh, and our Elliott came on for Parkin, to the delight
of the know-nowt numbskulls sitting near me. And someone else
near me called the linesman a ‘dimwit’ – adopting the criminally
underused Enid Blyton approach to footballing insults.
Fagan was subbed for young Featherstone
to grab his debut (a joy to see a new City product in the first
team picture at last) and the applause was long and loud for the
departing hero. I’m not Fagan’s biggest fan, but I can’t not
acknowledge the major impact he has had on the team in the last
dozen games or so when he’s felt like it, and we don’t have
anyone else who scares defenders for pace quite like he does. On
balance, I’d like him to stay. However, I’d like Myhill, who
finally made a save in this game late on when he stretched
inhumanly to tip a deflected Elliott shot over his bar, to stay
far more, and if a 250k offer came in for Fagan, I’d take it and
thank him for his hard work. Of course, the lad himself could
sign a new contract – assuming one has been offered since the
summer. It’s not just about who wants Fagan, it’s about who
Fagan wants. Does he want us?
One person who won’t be Fagan’s
replacement is Forster. Having already clubbed one terrific
one-on-one chance right into the keeper’s chops, he was given
another free run at goal right at the end but was caught between
shooting for goal and taking Jensen on. He spectacularly failed
to achieve either and just looked a bit of an idiot, all told.
There’s no doubt Forster is a decent pro and a worker, but he
looks like he’s on his last legs as both athlete and striker,
and as the most obvious symbol of the Parkinson era, he will
surely be shipped out with a few quid in his pocket before long,
especially with McPhee now back in for the kill and the
rejuvenated Duffy scoring for fun two divisions below.
On the final whistle, the joy at victory
and performance was obvious. But there was relief too,
especially when it was realised that City’s efforts had double-whammyed
their way – we’d won and Leeds had lost. Barnsley’s defeat we
already knew about, and the incentive was capitalised upon with
devastating effect.
We’re in touching distance of a climb
away from the drop now, with winnable games against Palace, QPR
and Leeds ahead. January is simply going to be a month of
mammoth consequences, whichever way it goes. Meanwhile,
snatching at least a point at Hillsborough and enjoying the FA
Cup tie with Middlesbrough are the next items on the City agenda
for the Great Escape Part Two – unless our pondering chairman
decides to add to the Any Other Business section for the 2007
Grand Plan by giving Phil Brown the job he now so clearly
deserves. (MR) |