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A sickening late goal from Kevin Thornton rounded off a truly
appalling afternoon of laboured football which caused genuine
anger among a suffering crowd, and left City still winless in
the Championship.
Where has our bottle gone? Why have these sparkly new signings
arrived at the KC without any ideas? The messy gutlessness of
this display against one of the most wearisome teams to visit us
in recent memory caused baying rather than weeping. The
unsizeable visiting support must have headed back to their
Meccano set laughing their heads off. They kept their game-plan,
remained unruffled and won.
Phil Parkinson can wear his training gear and look like one of
the lads as much as he likes, but clearly something is
fundamentally wrong with his style and strategy if a team
featuring clearly skilled individuals like Dean Marney, Darryl
Duffy and Craig Fagan can't put together, prolong and finish a
cogent attack. Our passing was negative and slipshod. We had no
proper pace, despite having players believed to blessed with
skipfuls of the stuff. And our set pieces would have embarrassed
Orchard Park United under-10s and their replica Man City kit.
Mr Parkinson (I won't call him Parky until he's re-earned his
jocular, knockabout nomenclature) picked a 4-4-2, allowing Duffy
another go at proving that he has the spirit for the City cause
to go with his (alleged) speed and positioning; and maintaining
the unnerving sight of Ryan France scuttling up and down the
left flank when he has no natural aptitude for that side of the
pitch whatsoever. Still, needs must as our wingerless wonders
emerged from the tunnel with Bo Myhill backed by skipper Andy
Dawson, Sam Collins, Michael Turner and Sam Ricketts; David
Livermore cleared the midfield cobwebs and allowed Marney to get
forward ahead of him, with France and Fagan operating as the
wannabe widemen; Duffy rejoined Jon Parkin in attack. John Welsh
and Nicky Barmby were on the bench, when just about everyone
wanted them in the XI.
With West Stand worryingly sparse as the crowd totalled just
over 16,000, City began with much of the ball and, well, did
nothing with it. Coventry were happy when they got possession,
but seemed just as happy to allow City to keep the ball and
prevent us from doing anything with it. A fixed three at the
back system gave the visitors easy access to a marking job on
Parkin, and notably the war was won by sinewy blonde bombshell
Matt Heath in the opening ten when he clattered right through
Parkin's ankles and went unpenalised for it. It left the Beast
floored, hurt, needing attention and unwilling to challenge his
centre back again. Welcome to the game, Jon.
Marney managed to spray one superb swerving pass through a tight
channel for Fagan to sprint on to, but the latest ever waving of
a linesman's flag brought that opportunity to a farcical close
and epitomised some of the wooden, bamboozling decisions made by
the officials, although little of City's general ineptitude
could be put down to the men in black alone.
Fagan's willingness to chase, despite seeming less surefooted
than normal when he had to make a dash, gave Marcus Hall one or
two issues, especially when Parkin, in an effort to avoid
another ankle cracker from the untouchable Heath, dropped very
deep to receive a Collins ball and instantly sent a pearler into
Fagan's eyeline. The misplaced striker managed to get there
first, sliding a low ball tantalisingly Duffywards in the area
until Elliott Ward, unwittingly but effectively, got a heel in
the way. Duffy, in an unusual show of real fight and
determination (normal service was resumed quickly, mind) then
managed to struggle free of the meatheaded Heath only for the
whistle to shrill for an unlikely foul as he swiped his snapshot
a yard wide. This was the last we would see of Duffy, despite
the Scotsman still partaking in another half hour or so on the
grass.
Coventry finally decided to attack as Hall got clear of Sam
Ricketts down the left and crossed for lardy zero Kevin Kyle to
nod towards goal, although another odd whistly pull-up by the
ref for a foul stopped Bo Myhill from bothering to challenge the
ineffectual Stern John for the final ball.
City then forced numerous corners, all of which were delivered
carefully and precisely on to a Coventry head by the
frustratingly profligate Dawson, yet when one was carelessly
sent back his way, the best chance of the match resulted.
Dawson's second ball went through a set of Coventry legs and
gave France half a shooting opportunity, which was low and
targetted and forced Andy Marshall into a one-hander. The
rebound fell to Parkin who crucially decided he could look good
and cultured in scoring, and his wimpish attempt to pass the
ball into the net was compounded by a lucky set of Marshall's
studs which somehow deflected the ball a yard wide. Parkin
should have buried it and forgot about the niceties, and he
deserved a half-time crucifixion for going for solo plaudits.
Marney made some late room for a 25 yarder which soared into the
north stand and Myhill was grateful for the help of an
incapacitating deflection from a brave Collins, which took any
menace from John's late effort and made the save comfy. Half
time, goal-free and thrill-free.
The second half was a cagier affair, with 15 minutes of scrappy,
wasteful exchanges dominating the proceedings, not to mention a
sudden inability by any of City's attack and midfield to possess
a decent first touch. Marney, France and Duffy were all
horrifically guilty of losing possession needlessly, although
the exception was Livermore, whose facility of spraying simple,
effective, time-winning passes to the flanks or to the defence
and maintaining his circular boundary behind Marney made sure
City stayed in touch with the ball more. His detractors know
nothing about the job he's doing and should shut up.
Marney didn't deserve the freedom Livermore gave him, with his
status as our great hope of a new vibrant midfield being sorely
wasted on a lad who is patently not settling into new
surroundings. He can pack a shot but doesn't get any share of
them on target, yet the expectation is massive as every City fan
saw the re-runs of that brilliant Premiership goal for Spurs
when news filtered through of his signing and therefore he is
naturally expected to do that at this level every time he gets a
touch. He's proving a problem, and John Welsh's bit gets ever
more champed.
On the hour, with Coventry making two substitutions, City tried
to exploit the change of policy - no longer defensive, but
super-duper defensive - which Micky Adams' had charmingly
decided his team now needed. Bet their training sessions are a
laugh a minute. But the Tigers had no ideas, which was why again
Marney chose not to look for a run to the corner by an annoyed
Fagan when given half a yard by Livermore and instead peppered
another humdinger well wide of Marshall's post.
Mr Parkinson took off the boneidle Duffy and the unfit,
unbothered Parkin on 67 minutes and it was a relief to see them
both go. I'm on both their sides, as Parkin clearly is a threat
and an anti-hero who less clodhopping defenders than Heath
detest playing against, but he proved against Coventry that he
has much to learn about the tougher end of Championship
defending and that he has to take each knock and go back to take
another one immediately. After Heath clumped him, Parkin stayed
clear and hid.
As for Duffy, I'm so frustrated by him because he has the right
instincts for goal and the pace to unsettle cement-booted
stoppers, but he either can't judge City's tactics, is entirely
ill-suited to them (in which case the coaching is at fault) or
he is just too slothful to get involved. Maybe at City he is
best as a substitute, as unswervingly proved last season. He's
getting a thousand chances to do well and isn't taking them.
Andy Payton was the laziest player I ever saw in a City shirt,
but even he realised that when we attacked, it was kind of
required for him to get involved at some stage.
For all the relief at seeing two feckless strikers go off, the
replacements hardly set the game alight in their 25 minutes on
the park. Ben Burgess went for headers, even won some of them,
but his aim and his timing was all over the shop. Nicky Barmby,
meanwhile, was shocking. Twice in rapid succession the East
Stand rightly persecuted the ex-England international for
putting simple laybacks to Dawson into touch, and thereafter his
involvement was precisely nil. City were reduced now to three
simple forms of attack which Coventry could deal with - Marney's
wayward hits from distance; passes for Fagan's wide running
which invariably ended in Hall taking the ball off him; or set
pieces for which Collins and Michael Turner would gamely stride
forward, with all the purpose and goodwill in the world, only to
then have to scoot back at clembuterol-esque levels because the
weak delivery had hit a near-post defender.
Kyle, who avoided a booking for a late shouldering of Myhill
which even Nat Lofthouse would have struggled to explain away,
swatted a rasping half-volley in an almost casual manner which
the City keeper clawed away in a way designed for the
photographers, then Collins got in a vital block as sub Dele
Adebola fed Hall's overlap and was greedily anticipating the
return with the goal at his mercy before the heroic City centre
back put a foot in the way.
Collins deserves no criticism, which will come as no comfort at
all to his numerous vilifiers as he was easily the pick of a
generally sound City defence, with the expensive, slim and
scared Turner still coming to terms with his rise. We're missing
Damien Delaney like hell (not to mention Leon Cort), and at
least Danny Coles is due to play for the stiffs this week, but
when he is ready to come back, I for one would gladly re-grant
Collins a place. Adversity seems to be something he can react
to, as opposed to the criticism he took last year - rightly at
times - during a season of welcome mediocrity. We'd settle for
that now.
A booking went the way of sub Thornton after he tripped a
full-flight Fagan. Normally I wouldn't mention this as the free
kick was wasted, natch, but the linesman was so keen to signal
this particular felony that his flag snapped under some
particularly vigorous waving.
Arf. Let's all giggle. Something entertained us. Briefly.
City won a corner which was cleared to Marney who - yes - didn't
score with another thunderbolt, although Marshall did for once
have to work on the ball to keep it out. Then Fagan was kicked
high in the air by the hateful Kyle who saw yellow. People were
looking at their watches. The attendance had been announced and
semi-applauded. Nearly over.
Then Coventry suddenly attacked, properly, dangerously, and City
had no idea what to do. A clipped ball fron the touchline was
taken by ginner Thornton on his chest, and he gently followed
his path through a gap between Ricketts and Turner and struck
home a left-footer which defied Myhill's reach and earned the
points.
Considering the period of the season and the status of City
these days, I found the jeers and insults being hurled
pitchwards after the goal quite surprising, but the anger - real
anger - was justified. City were abject and, while Coventry were
equally incapable of looking like a victorious team, they had at
least found the facility within them to put passes together,
expose a weakness and score a goal.
City had five minutes, plus four for stoppages, to get back into
it but there was no hope of that at all. The Tigers had
absolutely no idea how to react. And still Livermore was the
tidiest player on the pitch - but we were now behind and didn't
need a holding player any more, as we had nothing to hold. The
gaps which went unfilled by Marney's desire to get further
forward and no other midfielder's presence as a support act were
tiresomely exposed as Dawson and Ricketts swung balls in,
Burgess invariably was beaten by a defender to them - and the
clearances landed at the feet of Coventry players because our
midfield wasn't structured correctly for the second ball. John
Welsh, scorer of two against Coventry last season, was still on
the bench. And stayed there.
The final whistle led to hoots of real venom and derision from
the 14,000 crowd - about 2,000 had left in the seconds after the
ball hit the net - and City prepare to go bottom of the table
when Sunderland, anxious to impress psychopathic
gaffer-in-waiting Roy Keane, win their game in hand.
I always look for positives in defeat. Collins, Livermore and,
until the goal caught him out, Ricketts can escape blame.
Fagan's effort was never in doubt even though he still isn't a
winger, and never will be for as long as he plays near the white
line. Wingers need to have the ability to beat full backs and
cross the ball. Fagan's problem is more with the former than the
latter, but often he has to do the former to achieve the latter.
Which is a bit of a problem.
France was anonymous and desperately uncomfortable down the
left; Dawson tried to lead but was let down by his terrible set
piece delivery, and Marney, for all his promise, is on a serious
misfiring spell. Our strikers need work on their fitness and
attitude. Our squad needs two new wide men, another centre
forward and a boot in the pants.
With next weekend off, the daunting Birmingham trip is next, a
fortnight away. Now, by this time Ian Ashbee will have hopefully
come through unscathed for the reserves. I found myself doubting
whether our proper skipper and master would really be needed
again at this level, but with his boyhood team looming and City
urgently needing someone to bring them to book, the script seems
to be written.
Even if Ash doesn't make it by then, the manager has to ask hard
questions of himself and his squad, with Brum, Leicester and QPR
away - plus Wednesday on the telly and the new club of a certain
Peter Taylor coming back to the KC - shaping the next phase of
City's adventure. For all the pessimism, frustration and
standoffishness associated with Mr Taylor's reign last season,
his side wouldn't have squandered a two-goal lead at home to
Barnsley and wouldn't have lost this one either. We're losing
games we deserve to lose and ones which we don't, and it needs
sorting fast. (MR) |