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An outstanding game and an epitome of
Yorkshire derbydom, even though tragedy struck at the end.
Entertainment value was at an all-time high for City's season,
despite Peter Taylor's men being second best for long periods.
However, let us dwell on our manager for a moment. After all,
plenty still choose to malign him. The occasional coldness, the
negligible swaying towards fans' opinions, the money spent on
two promotions without a League title in either. They are
reasons.
Time for a break. This manager of ours became that ace coach and
game reader yesterday. He'd picked a team which consisted of
Boaz Myhill in goal, behind a defence of Alton Thelwell, Leon
Cort, Damien Delaney and Andy Dawson, who was recalled because
Alan Rogers had the gutsache. In midfield, Kevin Ellison and
Billy Paynter stayed wide of Stuart Green (back in the middle
because John Welsh was also suffering from the two-bobs) and
skipper Keith Andrews, while Jon Parkin and Craig Fagan were
there to be beastly and balletic up front.
It didn't work. So the manager bit the bullet and tried again.
Just look at his choice of substitutions.
It wasn't so much that Stuart Elliott and Darryl Duffy came on;
having gone two down with four minutes short of the hour
elapsed, it was inevitable that our two most attack-minded
benchwarmers would get the call. It was more the decisions made
in who to remove.
The sight of Elliott removing his training gear and flexing his
calves immediately led to the natural assumption that Ellison,
after a semi-productive 56 minutes of head-down attacking and
arms-out defending (heaven only knows who told him to adopt that
stance in defence; he looks like a cryogenic version of one of
those escaping birds from the Phoenix arcade game) would be the
man withdrawn. But instead Mr Taylor withdrew Paynter from the
right flank and shifted Ellison across to that
square-peg-in-round-hole position on the right which he filled
so gamely and, occasionally, humorously in recent times after
Jason Price got flogged.
Duffy was put on for Fagan. The newest two of our many strikers
were now paired up again, for the first time in a while.
Elliott, despite bouts of chronically inept football this
season, still is a player for the grand occasion. Duffy scores
goals, no matter how well he settles into the geographical
surroundings of the club which pays him to do it. Both had
points to prove; within 13 minutes, they'd done it.
With the lumbersome Paynter no longer giving wife-thumbed Scouse
heavy David Unsworth his easiest afternoon of football of the
season, City had a real wide outlet thereon. Ellison, for all
his lack of right-sidedness, has pace and a winger's instinct
and his run took Unsworth away from Thelwell's progressive
charge on the ball, giving the full back a chance and room to
cross the ball for once. It avoided every shirted body in the
six yard area as both strikers and all defenders anticipated the
near post; however Elliott knew better - his clever hangback
allowed him to trap Thelwell's ball when all others had been
evaded, and time stood still for a moment as he unerringly
clattered one past Paddy Kenny to get City's revival on course.
So, 2-1. And though we were back in it, really we'd not seen
enough possession or opportunity in front of goal to suggest
that little more than a five-minute frenzy of fruitlessness was
ahead. Then Duffy broke one on one and fed the magnificent Green
inside him as Kenny came in to kill. This he achieved, upending
Green with cynicism and intent yet the referee - the same bloke
who sent Myhill off at QPR - saw the headlines in the Sheffield
Star about robbing a team of its Premiership status and
foppishly waved away the penalty appeals. Kenny, in our only
advantage gained from the incident, took a whack over his shaved
head and was still grimacing as the ball was cleared. He
responded to inevitable catcalls about his weight with a gloved
signal of the Blades' advantageous scoreline.
Now maybe this put him off a bit, as City regained possession
from the hoofed clearance and tried again to thrilling effect.
Elliott sprayed a beautiful diagonal ball to Green on the right
edge of the area, and the man of the moment instinctively slid
one right across the wincing Kenny's no man's land with the
defence not having a prayer of helping out. Duffy's impulse from
two yards did the rest, and a fantastically loud and passionate
travelling contingent went completely ape as the Scotsman fell
to his knees and was promptly turned into the bottom row of a
black-shirted pile of bodies.
What a turnaround. It was made all the more enjoyable (if that
was possible when you were there) by Kenny's horizontal position
on the turf for a good few minutes ("Kenny, what's the score?"
bellowed the unforgiving masses from the East) as he received
treatment for his knock. He'd been shocked considerably,
especially as until Mr Taylor's substitutions he'd had little to
do in terms of keeping a largely infertile City attack at bay,
especially in a first half in which any neutral from Zog or Ulan
Bator would have known who the team looking for promotion was.
City were restricted to long-distance snapshots from Andrews
(just wide) and Ellison (fingertipped away) while Parkin scuffed
one well wide from a decent position via route one. The Blades,
a side intriguingly comprising of sheer pace and considerable
obesity, were contrastingly dangerous every single time they got
the ball.
Danny Webber, a genuinely excellent player who has the subtle
touch to go with his rapidity, was utterly dominant of a
sluggish City rearguard, and proved again that the one major
problem with a Delaney-Cort duo, if we are permitted to be
churlish for a sec, is their lead-in-boots approach when they
come up against a striker who can really set off on one. Webber
skipped and jinked and generally had a whale of a time on each
occasion he was given possession, and his team-mates were happy
to look for him in deep-lying positions, with the width of Phil
Jagielka on the right and the impressively energetic Chris
Armstrong on the left forever providing Webber et al with
outlets and the City defence with lots to ponder.
Ifill endeared himself to the City following with the funniest
miskick we've seen this season (though Ellison would come close
with a second half wafter which hit the top tier of our stand)
before Myhill made the first of a fine series of stops when he
fisted clear a typically bulleted free kick from the dense left
boot of Unsworth. Back in the groove, the City gloveman with the
plaster on his head earned thunderous applause from those behind
him when he got his legs in the way of a goalbound Jagielka shot
after Ifill had made room for the centre, and then recovered
swiftly to grab the loose ball practically on the line as
big-boned striker Neil Shipperley's studs came in to finish the
job.
Probing full back Rob Kozluk aimed a header wide from an
Unsworth centre, then Thelwell became the latest victim of
Webber's sprinting tenacity as the Blades countered with
considerable quickness, but the impressive striker's final
attempt zoomed well wide.
City's few long-distance opportunities came sporadically during
this period of complete Blades assertiveness, but even with 35
minutes gone and a settled air around Bramall Lane, it was only
a question of time. This was borne out when Webber again danced
into enough space, this time ahead of Dawson, and clipped a ball
in to reach Shipperley's measured run across Cort. His touch was
directed beyond an unsighted Myhill's right hand and the
deadlock was finally busted.
I wish clubs would stop playing Tom Hark after goals. It's all
wrong. Stop it.
City regrouped but, in truth, the rest of the half was all about
keeping the score down to just one. This nearly didn't happen
when Delaney was caught impossibly out of position after a
surging but unwise run which saw custody of the ball
relinquished and a space ready to be exploited by the swift
Blades counter attack. Myhill came to the rescue with a superb
tip-over of Webber's snappy 20-yarder.
Half time then, and 1-0 down. It was more than justified in
terms of possession, chances and tactics. City had no real
individuals on show, which is fine if the team ethic forms part
of your success, but City do rely on individual players to play
their game as a contribution to the team effort. It's a sum of
parts. Cogs and wheels, But too many weren't quite on the ball.
The most obvious example of this was Parkin.
Bless the Beast. He's a complete hero already. His arrival has
largely saved us. So he was always due a stinker at this level
and it finally arrived. His usual endeavour and facility to
annoy, distract and pummel any defender whose backside didn't
shape up was present, but he met his match. Craig Short took
every jolt in the ribs and gave a stronger one back every time.
Just about level at the break between the two, but Short lorded
it over Parkin afterwards and he had his quietest half of
football since joining the Tigers' cause.
There's also a real right flank problem. It was good to see Ryan
France on the recovery road by making the bench, even though he
ultimately wasn't risked, because the decision to use the
paceless Paynter down there was possibly the most redundant use
of any footballer by City this season. Paynter has talent and
character, but not on the flank. He's a striker, and a specific
one at that. Accommodating him since Parkin's arrival has been a
real problem and for the most part, harshly but rightly, Taylor
has not bothered. The two aren't ever going to be a partnership
up front due to similarity (and immobility) reasons, so the
belief that swapping Paynter with Fagan through yesterday's
formation was not the answer either. Unless work is done on
Paynter's actual ballwork and visionary potential, he probably
shouldn't play much when a fit Parkin is about. France's return
is a good sign, and Green has done a sturdy job there in recent
times, but one hopes that a proper right-sided midfielder with a
creative spark and a defensive bent is at the helm of Mr
Taylor's shopping plans for the summer months.
After a thoroughly entertaining kids' five-a-side game at the
interval, the teams re-emerged to the theme of Star Wars (it's
better than Tom Hark, even though we don't get the actual
relevance) and we were away again. City, as always when they're
behind at the restart, got going quicker with some crisp passing
and intelligent running, especially from the completely
rehabilitated Green. He's had every label and insult chucked at
him via terraces and webpages this season - the politest one
here was "the biggest enigma of them all", I think - but now
it's hard to imagine the team without him. Positive, impish,
fit, quick, calm, confident - he has everything back in his
being that was missing during those feetfinding months when it
was agony to watch and must have been more agonising to play
alongside. The nadir was the offer accepted by City from
Franchise FC, and Green did his reputation and his football the
world of good by saying no.
So, naturally, after an early period on top, we conceded again.
This will prompt extra defensive work on the training ground
because it was rottenly done by the Tigers, all told. Harrowing
to observe. The Blades set Webber free down the left and he had
all the time he wanted to switch to his right foot, light a
cigar, redecorate a room and then put a sweet one on to the
onrushing Ifill's glancing head, with City also wholly unaware
of the burly midfielder's run. There should have been someone
closing Webber down. There should have been someone else
checking Ifill's dart, obstructing him if necessary. There was
neither. Myhill didn't have a prayer.
So, we get to where we came in. Two down, opponents coasting,
and City relying on players who were either off-colour or
impossibly out of their depth. Fagan, who looked tasty in the
first ten minutes, turned in a disinterested display and it was
only a surprise to see his withdrawal because of the pace issue.
Certainly his success on the park didn't warrant further
participation. So, we got Duffy and Elliott on, Fagan and
Paynter off, and Ellison swapping flanks. We got on Blade backs.
We scored. We claimed a penalty which never came. We scored
again. We went berserk. It was now everything we'd hoped for. It
was knocking on the door for game of the season. It was
certainly comeback of the season. Two nil down at the home of a
team coasting, apparently, towards the Premiership, only to claw
it back to two each? Give them the award now. It's over. Get the
band on.
Of course, with 20 minutes still to play after Duffy's
equaliser, there was little doubt that the home side would still
probably win it if we didn't then go for the battering job for
five minutes thereon. We had no more to lose - it wasn't a six
pointer. We're not Crewe, nor are we Preston, so issues of
status weren't relevant. Safety and consolidation achieved, now
it was time to start hurting a few folk and showing them we have
learned a lot and can be boss.
Green began to dictate the play, and Ellison's endeavour down
the right was flawless again, even though he really can't defend
and sometimes overhits. His occasional explosive tendency makes
him a potential matchwinner in situations like this, however,
and this was easily observed in the last ten minutes at Bramall
Lane. With Parkin shut out, Green and Andrews began feeding the
flanks more, and Ellison got plenty of ball and ample help
behind him from Thelwell. Elliott and Dawson were similarly
deployed at the other side. Meanwhile, the fans gleefully
contented themselves with continuing to ask Kenny the score.
With five minutes left, the Blades took a raucous howl of
complaint from their three stands and stepped up again. It was
hard on a purely visual basis to tell from behind a goal whether
we sat back and beckoned them, but as we're Hull City it's more
likely than not. Webber kept dashing about and Cort - on the end
of his first real hammering of the season - was given further
strife when Neil Warnock made his only substitution when he
threw on the meatheaded Steve Kabba for Ifill.
Nails disappeared into the clutches of molars at one end as the
Blades began to bombard Myhill's goal. Knowing that a draw would
give hope to the teams below them in the quest for the
Premiership, they got the kitchen sink into position. Unsworth -
lest we forget, a former England international - rattled one
against the outside of our post and we seemed safe as the board
went up for the added minutage.
Five. Yes, five. Urggh.
No surprise and no cause for complaint, as Kenny had spent
forever in a reclined position as a consequence of tripping
Green for the penalty which the ref was too scared to give.
Exacerbation of his cranial knock came when he dived in a futile
manner at Duffy's feet at equalising time, so the five minutes
were probably right. But it gets a crowd boosted. It gets a home
team boosted. So Kenny's injury maybe, indirectly, helped his
side to victory.
Grabbing at straws? Yeah, okay. But it was a tragic,
heartbreaking end.
Myhill saved wonderfully with his legs from Kabba's shot and a
corner was forced. Swung in, Kabba got a head on it, blocked on
the line, Unsworth followed up to score. The simplest and least
pretty of all the goals on show, but it's doubtful whether the
Blades have scored a more crucial one. The keyed-up Kenny chose
to gesture the scoreline back at the supporters who'd
relentlessly teased him, and one idiot took exception and tried
to have a pop on the pitch. The stewards saw to him. The rest of
us just tried to piece our hearts back together.
We still forced a corner from the restart but it came to nothing
and the final whistle produced an almight roar from three ends
and some thunderous applause of appreciation from the fourth
end, ours. What a long way we've come.
Defeat, but no disgrace. This was a good, seasoned and
well-constructed team we were facing, and although we got
fortunate in putting our chances away when we did, we had a
match for them. I can't wait for next season because it's clear
that all the lessons which needed learning from August through
to the New Year have been taken on board, dissolved into the
mindset and on an even playing field, in a new campaign, we have
so much we can achieve as a result.
The positives individually were plentiful; Green was
exceptional, Dawson made a good, industrious return (although
Rogers will probably be recalled when the medicine does its job)
and the impact of the two subs was as devastating and as
inspired as it could ever be when you're two down. Mr Taylor
probably won't take the credit, but he should. Ellison worked as
hard as ever, even though he was luckless with his final ball;
Thelwell loooked far better in the second half when Paynter had
been removed from his eyeline; and the fluctuating Andrews was
steady and vocal and showed proper leadership - this was evident
in the first half especially as he briskly organised the defence
for the many Blades set-pieces. And Myhill, despite conceding
thrice, was colossal, often enriching. Player of the Season?
Maybe, especially as the defensive duo who offer real
competition for the prize didn't do themselves any favours.
This was Cort and Delaney's toughest game as a partnership and
they'll learn much about positioning and timing from it. Both
simply came up against strikers who have to be on fire week on
week because, among more sensible reasons, they're playing for a
boss with a known fetish for centre forwards. Elsewhere, Paynter
showed once and for all that sticking him on the right wing is a
bad idea, while Fagan sullied a bright opening with a largely
lifeless display, and Parkin met his first match of the
Championship.
An extraordinary game, an atmosphere of quite stunning
fanfare-esque loudness and a dramatic, if sad, ending. We can
console ourselves with the knowledge that we have a team with
guts, and that this fine derby game, a staple fixture of the
last generation of City at this level, will soon be back on the
fixture list, as this Sheffield United side is not going to
survive the Premiership in a million years. (MR)
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