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If the fly which perched high on the wall
of the Hull City dressing room at about ten to four could talk,
he’d make a bomb.
He would have information of dynamite proportions for the many
disgruntled supporters in black and amber sheltering from the
cold climate and colder first half display.
I’ll have a stab at what was said by Peter Taylor when the
players trudged in after 45 minutes of the least compelling
football we have seen all season. Expletives aside, it might
have been something like this…
“Duffy, you’re got your back to goal too much. Get changed.
Fagan, you’re on. Let’s start running at them, not hiding behind
them.”
“Welsh, you’re too deep. Get changed. We need more energy in the
midfield. Noble, you’re on. Start supporting the front two.”
“Andrews, you can tackle, so start. You’re the deep midfielder,
so do the work of one rather than flouncing around looking for
passes which don’t come off.”
“Green, dear oh dear. Keep it simple, and stay out on the right
more.”
This probably bears no resemblance to what really went on, but
clearly something did, as the humdrum City of the first half had
nothing in common with the bountiful, diligent group of men who
dominated the second against a cheerless and pedestrian Plymouth
team, typical of the thinking reputation of Tony Pulis.
City made some chances in the first half, but the lack of a
cutting edge in front of goal, despite the recall of Darryl
Duffy to play alongside Jon Parkin up front, was evident. Duffy
was poor, really. After a seemingly unburdened start to City
life – goals at Stoke and Luton, a natural instinct for the net
and for making intelligent diagonal bursts – he’s hit a rough
spell where his posture and general demeanour suggests he’s
struggling to keep the pace. He’s talented and will come good
again, but for now we can be grateful that the rocket up Fagan’s
jacksy has worked, because his second half display was just
terrific.
It was on 54 minutes that Fagan broke City through against these
cynical, deeply unexciting opponents, with Andrews beginning the
move which would also herald the best half he’s had to date in a
City shirt.
Winning a clean and impeccably timed challenge (at last he
looked a bit like Ian Ashbee) on halfway against the sissyish
Lilian Nalis, Andrews moved swiftly to get Parkin going at
another petrified pair of centre backs, and Fagan was quickly
observed to delay and stunt his run – Lineker-stylee – to make
sure he was onside when the inevitable pass was slotted through
the gap and into his lightning stride. Parkin obliged, and Fagan
was clean through for pace, although there was still work to do
as Plymouth keeper Romain Larrieu scuttled out for a workaday
bout of angle-narrowing.
Fagan duly spanked a stunning left foot fizzer past the
poseurish Plymouth custodian and happily took the yellow card
which came his way as he ripped off his shirt and wheeled away
in complete raptures towards the West Stand.
Job done?
No. This is City. Yes, we led for the first time since a two and
a bit minute spell at Millwall, but we’re exceptional at
conceding equalisers, particularly at home. And our capacity to
go almost horizontal in retreat and shout at the opposition to
come and have a go remains a worrying trait, especially when we
spent a fair bit of the first half doing that and only had
Plymouth’s unwillingness to take a pop sparing us.
God, that was an awful half. Mr Taylor had re-thought his
strategy after the Leicester surrender and that, coupled with
the absence through injury of Ryan France, meant a return to
4-4-2 from that occasionally good but largely bamboozling 4-5-1
(or 4-3-3, depending on whether or not Stuart Elliott feels like
it) formation. John Welsh was recalled to the midfield with
Green supposedly going wide in France’s absence; and Scott
Wiseman was surprisingly and pleasingly given a rare start at
right back in place of the shattered Alton Thelwell. City
therefore began with Bo Myhill protected by a back four of
Wiseman, Leon Cort, Damien Delaney and Alan Rogers; Green began
on the right, with Welsh, Andrews and Elliott to his left; Duffy
jogged around Parkin at the helm. Fagan and Noble were joined on
the bench by Billy Paynter (whom some had tipped to start), Mark
Lynch (Thelwell really must be bushed then) and keeper Matt
Duke.
What positives there were came from Parkin’s continuing volition
to kick and be kicked in his pursuit of the quickest-ever
inauguration into City’s Hall of Fame. The Beast was, yet again,
just glorious. Every pass aimed his way was divinely controlled
and without fail he was able to bring in a team-mate as soon as
his chest or thigh had made the ball his own.
The first chance was his as he took a through ball from Andrews
down the inside left channel and saw Larrieu deal with the shot;
he then charged agreeably down the same route to tee up Elliott
whose howitzer was on target but well pushed away. Duffy’s only
real chance came when Elliott supplied yet another Parkin chase,
and the gleeful flick of the Beast’s heel made room for the
Scot’s shot which soared well over.
As for Plymouth, well there’s little doubt that a rather botched
first half for the Championship’s good name was in no small way
down to their scant contribution. When Crystal Palace came to
the Circle on a timewasting ticket, at least they had the
sporting grace to take the lead before delaying the goalkicks
and throw-ins and faking the injuries. Plymouth were at it from
the start – an 800 mile round trip for a goalless draw? I felt
for Plymouth’s fans. A bit.
This profligacy was epitomised by the most negative corner kick
I have ever seen in my whole life (aside from those you expect
in injury time when protecting a lead). Former City loanee David
Norris (“City reject!” sang one – yes, one – East Stand regular)
clipped the ball to the edge of the area from the flag where
Nalis, under no pressure from anyone, promptly pointed his eyes
towards his own goal and passed to Paul Wotton, the one Plymouth
player who stayed back. To have this as a tactic away from home
when you’re not even ahead in the game, with a few hundred
paying good money to traverse the country and watch you (some of
whom came with a flag with P.A.F.C. GONADS emblazoned on it), is
nothing short of a scandal.
Still, back to the important stuff. More impotent than
important, really, as City made a smattering of further chances
but were foiled by a bad final ball or some truly dire
finishing. Elliott sliced one shot into an adjacent postal
district before Plymouth, in dramatic try-to-score-a-goal
moment, nearly, er, scored. Myhill went to challenge the burly
but largely ineffectual Vincent Pericard as a Tony Capaldi free
kick swung over and found himself comically out of position as a
consequence when the rubbishy clearance reached Nalis. The shot
was true and goalbound until Cort stuck out a limb, any limb,
and somehow managed to get a kneebone’s worth of deflection on
the ball to send it an inch or two over. The applause for such
spontaneous and damned fortunate defending was long and loud.
Prior to the relieving blast of the half time whistle, Green
made his first significant contribution beyond the
shoddily-placed set-pieces when he made a wily run through two
defenders to feed the Beast, but this time Parkin’s awareness
let him down, and his shot at Larrieu was rushed and tame when
time was more on his side.
Booing was heard in some quarters when the team traipsed to the
powder room for their tea and tantrums. For all the half
deserved to be consigned to the dustbin, booing was a little
harsh…
Mr Taylor’s changes and tactical rethink was, even to his bigger
detractors, flawless. Duffy’s lethargy was replaced by Fagan’s
new-found desire; Welsh’s anonymity was switched for Mark
Noble’s inclination to harass opponents both with and without
ball. Prior to Fagan’s moment in the sun (it was just peeking
through the north west corner in place of the mini-blizzards
we’d endured at the start), City were a team possessed, clearly
responsive to the manager’s mixture of encouragement and
ruthless alteration. Delaney hit a fine volley from a
half-cleared Andrews free kick which was ricocheted over; then
Cort headed the resulting corner a yard or so too high.
Once the lead had been established, City took a firmer hold, a
somewhat more pleasing and prosperous way of reacting to a goal
than getting all new-underpants-please-mum scared and offering
the enemy a chance to level up. Parkin, in all his majesty,
nearly cracked home a fantastic second when he turned and
volleyed from a daft angle which only a fool or superior type of
player, comfortable in his confidence and skills, would have
even attempted. And the Beast is no fool.
Next to Parkin, the other player to impress to a great extent
was Rogers, so it seems rather unfortunate that he has yet to be
mentioned… until now. Built like a barrel and undoubtedly
capable of emptying one, the left back has given Andy Dawson
serious food for thought with a handful of positive, decisive
and battle-hardened displays. He looks the part, as opposed to
Gary Megson’s misguided view that he looked a part.
Rogers combined in a rather groovy manner with Green down the
left to get Elliott to the byline, but his cross was just too
long for the Beast’s outstretched toes, and he could only divert
the ball behind the goal. Parkin then latched on to a bouncing
ball from the utterly fantastic Andrews but was foiled by a
fast-moving Larrieu from close in. City were on top by some
considerable margin… and then Plymouth started to realise they
were only one shot away, potentially, from a point.
Myhill had been quietly kicking his goalposts in the second
half, while also keeping an eye out for shots from 45 yards out,
but with fewer than ten minutes left, Plymouth threw on Nick
Chadwick – once a City target – and began laying siege with
three centre forwards. Hands up if you were worried. Liar.
Fellow sub Akos Buzsaky (it’s not a name, more a bad Scrabble
hand) wasted a good chance when he scuffed an unchallenged
volley straight at City’s shivering keeper; then a vile-looking
long throw was dealt with palpably, and Bojan Djordjic (maybe
Pulis stands to win a bet with these names) slapped a shot back
goalwards, where Pericard got a crucial deflection with his
eyebrows. Myhill’s reflexes biffed the chance away, and the
consequent ovation was lengthy and deserved. Myhill for England…
Brief respite came when an Elliott header from Rogers’ corner
was cleared off the line without much judgement; but then
Plymouth got back at City with a ludicrous melée in the six yard
box which went on until next year, before City managed to
scramble it away. Four minutes of injuries were signalled and
six were played, but the Plymouth spirit – having materialised
so late in the game – was gone again. Their cynicism at 0-0
could have proved their downfall, and the most gratifying sight
during the added on time was that of Wiseman maturely
sacrificing the chance of a run at goal after winning a
challenge on halfway, instead walking the ball into the corner.
When finally it was booted on to his ankles for a goalkick, he
was roundly applauded by an impressed East Stand. Plymouth had
one last go when Djordjic was put through on the right hand side
of the box, but shot straight at a grateful goalie.
The feeling at the final whistle was multi-fold. Relief that
we’d won at home for the first time in 2006; gratitude that we’d
not faced more optimistic opposition who wouldn’t have been
fazed by going a goal down; pleasure at the clean sheet; and, of
course, sheer joy once we’d heard that neither Sheffield
Wednesday nor Millwall had managed to win their games. And it’s
our first double of the season.
Parkin and Rogers were the only players who accepted the cause
for the whole 90 minutes; however, the likes of Elliott, Green,
Fagan, Wiseman and especially Andrews can feel thoroughly
satisfied with their displays after the break. And fair play to
Mr Taylor for clearly saying and doing the right things. He
perhaps needs to establish why Welsh and Duffy are suffering
right now, while we look forward to Nicky Barmby’s imminent
return – how he can combine with the Beast is something which
will supply great intrigue.
A good win, with perspective thrown in - beating a fight-free,
watertreading Plymouth at home surely allows us more than hope
that Crewe, despite their mini-scrap from the bottom of late,
will be put similarly to one side next week. Two more wins
minimum should be enough; but let’s just try to win them all,
eh? (MR)
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