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Quite easily the most entertaining game
the KC has seen this season, even though the result was wrong
and City shouldered real blame for losing. But boy, did we get
our money’s worth.
Wolves are good side, drizzled with pensionable legs around some
precocious, well-marshalled youngsters and blessed with a year
or two ahead on City to develop their style and tactical
masterplan. But still City took them all the way.
Knowing his old chum Glenn Hoddle’s penchant for the
wide-brimmed attacking outlook, Peter Taylor hung his hat on a
formation alteration for the occasion, choosing just one
orthodox central striker and enveloping him with a quintet in
midfield. Mark Noble and Alan Rogers also made their home
debuts, while Alton Thelwell’s appearance actually felt like his
home debut. The applause for each as Steve Jordan announced
their names was long and deserved, and all three reciprocated.
So, Bo Myhill was shielded by Thelwell, Leon Cort (up against
big brother Carl, with mum Yvette in the stands), Damien Delaney
and the oblong-bodied Rogers; the five man midfield saw Keith
Andrews as the scheming anchorman behind willing runners Noble
and Stuart Green, with Stuart Elliott and Ryan France, back from
a one-match ban, using the flanks to try to support the lone
centre forward in Jon Parkin as best they could.
The first 20 minutes were just thrilling. City, thanks to the
willing of Andrews, the outlet running of the wide men and the
typically uncompromising attitude towards defenders of Parkin
(the clash between the Beast and Wolves’ awesome rearguard
lynchpin Joleon Lescott was keenly anticipated, and they didn’t
disappoint), put on a tremendously dominant show, with just some
patchwork offerings in return from the visitors. Chances were
created. Quite a few of them, in fact.
Parkin sweetly turned on the corner of the box and tried a low
curler which Stefan Postma gamely clung on to; Noble had a dip
from distance which was deflected off target by desperate Wolf
lunges; Andrews also peppered one just wide as a fluid midfield
scampered and scurried aside and around the more ageing,
constructive Wolves defence, for whom Darren Anderton was
excellent but clearly unable to keep pace; and Paul Ince –
touted as an absentee in all the pre-match bumph – passed by on
several occasions. This was gripping.
On it went. Elliott was given room on the white line to cut in
and try one of his howitzers which was well saved. Then the
mesmeric Delaney robbed a sluggish Cort Snr on the halfway line
and, with Wolfish types timidly backing away, decided to get
within range and take a pop which wasn’t far wide.
Then came the first error. It makes me wince to think about it.
Noble is clearly a lad with a gift. Fit, ratty, controlled and
confident, he appears at early glance to be another well-earned
stripe on the sleeve of West Ham’s prolific Academy project.
However, you can try too hard too quickly, and he’ll learn from
the experience of helping Wolves ahead.
Collecting a ball towards the left flank just inside the City
half, he had his back to goal and a defender exhaling into his
collar, so the simple backward pass to Rogers was the obvious
answer. But instead he tried to play a round-the-corner flick to
Elliott and it never got near. Wolves swept it down and as
Rogers was caught out of position, Jeremie Aliadiere – on his
full Wolves debut – had a smooth path through, at pace, to draw
the covering Delaney and plant a low one across Myhill, sending
a loud but disappointingly half-filled away end into relieved
raptures.
Very much against the run of play, and with City doing so well
to that point, character was unmistakably going to play a part
now as well as ability and demeanour. They initially struggled
to regroup, and Myhill earned some fortune when he blocked a
goalbound Kenny Miller shot with his kneecaps.
Although we were a goal down, this was still thrilling stuff.
City were vibrant, eager and cocky, working as a team and also
in possession of some real grit as they refused to let a mere
goal against them ruin their prospects. Noble, anxious to make
amends but still evidently a class act, swapped delightful
one-twos with first Green and then the rejuvenated France before
swiping his shot over the bar; then City gave themselves real
opportunity for an unbegrudgable goal when Parkin and Lescott’s
personal all-in wrestling bout surfaced yet again in a
fascinating ball search, and when the Beast got ahead of his man
at the byline, Lescott had no option but to use the splashdown.
Parkin fell to earth, and as the groundsman contemplated
purchasing the entire Sandhill Nursery peat stock to fill in the
crater, the ref pointed to the spot.
Now, last time we got a penalty at home, Green took it as we
sought a late equaliser against Watford, and he skied the
bugger. We lost. We all remember it with a heavy heart, so when
Green grasped the ball there was an awful sense of the
inevitable, despite the superb chants of ‘Greeny’ as
encouragement. Stand-in skipper Andrews, maybe a much more
preferable candidate, seemed to offer Green a way out but all he
could ultimately do was tap him on his fair head in a gesture of
luck as Green placed the ball. Myhill couldn’t watch, preferring
instead to crouch in front of the South Stand and gauge their
reaction, a la Shilton v Poland 1973. Green strode forward. He
planted it low. And very, horribly, wastefully, nastily wide.
Green flatters to deceive as we know, and I’d rather do the
critique thing on his whole contribution to the team rather than
a penalty, which any good player – not to mention a whole
lorryload of fantastically chronic ones – is capable of missing.
But don’t give him the ball again when we get a spot kick.
Elliott, Andrews, the Beast – any of them will do. Not Green now
or again.
Immediately, an undoubtedly mortified Green nearly made terrific
amends, darting intuitively off the ball to reach a Parkin knock
down and prod an instant shot just inches wide of a struggling
Postma’s far post. But the fact was that we were a goal down and
with a missed penalty on the stats register when the referee
(incidentally, this was also easily the best refereeing
performance we’ve had all season – well done Mr Williamson of
Berkshire) blew his whistle for the break. One team was winning
the battle, the other the war.
During the interval, there was a kids’ penalty competition. Some
noticed the irony.
Much of the same application was desired by the City fans, who
were heartened by the performance as they munched on their hot
dogs and baltis amidst the smoky KC concourses. A few mild
complaints about Green’s penalty were tempered by the admission
that he’d played well in a strong, disciplined midfield five. We
really looked good and surely Mr Taylor was going to ask for
more of the same.
Well, it didn’t happen straightaway, as Wolves tried and
succeeded in doing a containment job for the first five minutes,
before France skipped balletically through his marker – complete
with nutmeg – and laid it back for Parkin, whose shot was
blocked for a corner. The first one was put back from whence it
came; so Green tried again. The clearance-of-sorts somehow found
Cort Jnr on the edge of the box and he thundered home a crisp,
divine volley to make his watching mum even more proud and
finally grant City the leveller they deserved.
Now we were ready to take ‘em. The completely ace Rogers, built
like a more mobile (and talented, and docile) Michael Keane,
hurled a tasty long throw on to the vast Parkin chest, and the
Beast swivelled to hook his shot just over. The talismanic
centre forward then turned provider, using his ogreish frame to
beat off random defenders and lay one back for Andrews, whose
shot was netbound until a deflection ricocheted it over. And
quickly City were having another go, this time building from the
back as Myhill plucked a wayward Wolves cross out of the air and
sent Elliott away down the left. His centre avoided the busybody
France and reached Parkin, but instead of smacking it first
time, he tried to cut inside and Lescott got a desperate
thwarting toe-end to the ball.
Thrilling, exhilarating football of real quality. This is what
they want!
Then Wolves scored again.
Astonishing to think that we never had parity for more than
eight minutes considering the amount of ruthless offensive work
we inflicted on our visitors between Cort’s volley and the
fortuitous goal which restored Wolves’ lead.
It wasn’t fortuitous from Wolves’ playing viewpoint; Miller
scuttled through a backpedalling Cort Jnr with some help from
Aliadiere and firmly wellied the chance away from Myhill’s
outstretched palm. But, again, it all stemmed from the wrong
pass and the wrong decision when City were in unpressurised
possession. Andrews does this sometimes – for all his brotherly
control over a midfield and orchestration of a team’s attacking
habits, occasionally he plays a turkey pass which puts City in
the brown stuff. This he did here, underhitting a square ball to
Thelwell which rendered the City right back off-balance and out
of position as Miller nipped in to steal, create and destroy.
Wolves then took off the tiring Anderton (that’s tautology,
surely? - Ed) and replenished their midfield with Mark Kennedy.
Ince decided here to do the chase-everything routine which he
perfected so well a decade ago, and thumped a volley wide after
a lung-bursting run, belying the wrinkles, although he generally
wasn’t as impressive as Anderton and neither held a candle to
the way Dennis Wise walked all over City a smattering of weeks
back.
City strained and sweated but the fight was evaporating. We
needed fresh blood, so Mr Taylor withdrew an exhausted Thelwell
– polished and assured, despite not being fully sharp yet – and
chucked Darryl Duffy into the fray, prompting the regulatory
switch back to defence for France, which was mildly
disappointing as France has had some truly stinky goes at right
back lately and looked contrastingly liberated and sparkling in
his more favoured position. Then, with a surprised crowd
expecting Green to be next, Elliott was withdrawn as Craig
Fagan’s pace was given to Wolves as a late examination.
City started over, keeping possession (and fair play to Green
and his late revival for pivotally adopting this role alongside
Andrews) but the clear-cut chances were proving more and more
sparse. Then we reaped the benefit of the most impossible own
goal of City’s season, or possibly anyone else’s. Soccer AM’s
taxi has surely already hooked up its meter.
France twanged a steepling cross to the far post and in truth it
was probably too far. This didn’t stop a snarling Parkin chasing
it, startling the hapless Rob Edwards in the process. The
perturbed full back’s attempted volley clearance turned into a
gorgeous, slow-mo backwards hook (believe me, no sod could do
this if they practised forever) which gently eased its way over
Postma’s aghast head and dropped into the net without hint of
apology.
What a way to equalise. We deserved it for guts, if not for the
aesthetics of the manner with which we’d gone at Wolves after
they went 2-1 up. It was truly ludicrous, and Hoddle was seen to
go mental at Edwards, seconds after the ball nestled under the
bar.
Now, could we win it? More to the point, would we try? If ever
we had the criteria for the ‘sit back and preserve the point’
policy which we’ve used at countless instances this season, it
was here. 2-2 against Wolves, eight minutes left, twice
returning from a goal down. Hang on, surely? Hmmm, it would
appear not.
Parkin, the complete legend he now is, wanted to win it on his
own, although he had the support of Fagan’s chasing and the
overlapping potential of France and especially Rogers, who also
showed that he packed a decent long throw in Sam Collins’
absence. However, the clear-cut chance we needed for the Beast
or some other black and amber icon-in-waiting never emerged.
The consolation I take as I now ponder the chronicling of
Wolves’ winning goal was that firstly it came with City trying
to win, rather than trying not to lose. It’s also fair to say
that there was no repeat of the Noble/Andrews aberrations which
had given Wolves their other two. Pickiness says that France
could have got tighter to sub Rohan Ricketts as he looked to
deliver a ball in from the left, and Cort Snr got between his
brother and Delaney to sidefoot the volley past Myhill from
close range. Yvette Cort later said on Radio Humberside she’d
have liked that to have been an equaliser rather than a winner,
so that both her beloved boys had scored and the game had ended
all square. Life, eh? And again, weirdly, City had only been
level for eight minutes.
Even in the five minutes added on, City could have got the point
they obviously deserved when Rogers’ long throw was cleared to
Green on the edge, and he hit a spinning volley which Postma did
well to get rid of.
When the final whistle blew, there was clear disappointment as
City had lost; but this was qualified substantially by a real
sense of achievement at the way they outstripped illustrious,
richer and more schooled opponents for long periods, especially
when you consider the dire home form going into the game. Losses
like this, fighting and contributing, are easier to take than
those endured after a toothless performance such as that
demoralising second half against Coventry.
We still have no KC victory in 2006, but with Plymouth and Crewe
due – respectfully, they’re not Wolves – it hopefully is
imminent. Meanwhile, we can look at a shedload of positives from
this wonderfully entertaining game.
Rogers looked fit, strapping and completely unforgiving down our
left flank; and the renaissance of Thelwell means that with two
proper full backs now in place, our defence can feel settled and
less deterred. Noble looks a really fine player, error
notwithstanding, and it’d be nice to see him and the equally
forward-thinking John Welsh given a go together, even though
Andrews has overall slotted into the ratter’s role with aplomb.
Delaney and Cort are back, back, back – and with the unfortunate
Collins now joining Danny Coles on the season-long absentee
list, maybe they’re, ahem, back for good, even though Mr
Taylor’s after a loan signing in the event of further upheaval.
Parkin really doesn’t care about reputations and is making a
real name for himself with some top-notch performances which mix
real subtlety with even-tempered brutality. Lescott was in a
real game, and they were a joy and pleasure to watch as they
paired and squared without ever getting uppity with one another.
The five man midfield worked better than many expected, with
Elliott and especially France relishing the role of line-hogging
chaser and supporters-in-chief to the Beast. Green should go
nowhere near a penalty again, but he was on song for once as the
game wore on, never shy of the ball but this time actually
having to an end product to all his calling and pointing, and he
never hid after the spot kick debacle either. And behind them
all, Myhill had no chance with the goals but was as solid and
unswerving as ever. Bit of a shame Robert Green kept Sven’s call
– wonder if Bo, amidst all the chanting, has ever come under
real international consideration?
City can be grateful that Brighton and Millwall also came
unstuck and that the gap to the trapdoor remains at a manageable
nine points. Next week’s visit to Leicester City is one our
understating manager will nevertheless be ultra-keen to win for
reasons beyond survival, and frankly we should. We were better
than Wolves in all but score; we surely can outstrip a
watertreading Leicester who are below us in the table,
especially as we’ve been a bit good on our jaunts of late.
Meanwhile, when we hopefully consider another season of
Championship football in the coming weeks, we can look back on
the visit of Wolves as a perverse highlight of this campaign,
despite the fact we lost. It was just simply a really good game
of football. (MR)
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