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Postby Occasional Fan » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:26 am

ever touched a lasses tits or owt?
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Postby Mr Muggins » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:40 am

i once saw a lasses pubes sticking out of her trunks at east hull baths
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Postby Riochatemyhouse » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:46 am

My restriction order, plus the fact i'm in a boys-only stream at CASE, means i can't even get cloth tit.
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Postby Officer Crabtree » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:53 am

Does anyone know the difference between semi-skimmed and skimmed milk? I just put both on my Frosties as I can't tell the difference. :?
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Postby Jack Miehoff » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:06 am

Officer Crabtree wrote:Does anyone know the difference between semi-skimmed and skimmed milk? I just put both on my Frosties as I can't tell the difference. :?


only half of the milk in the bottle has been skimmed I think. i always buy sterry.
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Postby Cunning Linguist » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:13 am

Jack Miehoff wrote:
Officer Crabtree wrote:Does anyone know the difference between semi-skimmed and skimmed milk? I just put both on my Frosties as I can't tell the difference. :?


only half of the milk in the bottle has been skimmed I think. i always buy sterry.

Don't be daft. Semi-skimmed comes from goats what av been shagged near a railway.
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Postby Bill Baxter » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:35 pm

Mr Muggins wrote:i once saw a lasses pubes sticking out of her trunks at east hull baths


if she had trunks on then she must be a bloke, your gay ! :lol: :lol:

I once read on that Amber Nectar site that someone once saw their mam's vadgeina, urggh how horrid. :shock:
Probly not true though as they don't like darkies on there.
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Postby Mr Muggins » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:24 pm

I read that one of em sucks cocks for money while the other loses his gloves or summat wots all that about :?: :?: :shock:
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Postby Cactus Jack » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:54 pm

its a gud site bt I dnt like da swearin on it. I gt calld a fckng wnky prckng cnt wen i did a pst sying hello 2 dem all :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby Officer Crabtree » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:00 pm

Ive herd that that Les wot runs it is actuly about 15 of the other posters too so that is site luks more popliar than otha City ones.
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Postby StanTheMan » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:30 pm

Cnuts 8 me on theyre. Dunno why.

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