REPORT: City 4 Norwich 3

IrvineJSimply put, this was the best match of the season..

Our bipolar squad has been pummelled this season. They’ve let their guard slip time an again and have spent a lot of time on the canvas. None more so than on Tuesday when Millwall delivered a near-knockout blow (imagine that?) When Norwich took an unassailable two-goal lead at the KCOM, our already wobbly legs were shaking like a Turkey’s knees on Christmas eve.  But from somewhere they showed grit, intelligence and maturity that no one knew they had and produced a thrilling response that brought cheers and smiles to a ground that has been steeped in misery all season.

Aina – Dawson – Mazuch – Clark
Larsson – Henriksen
Bowen – Irvine – Wilson

Other than an enforced change in goal, City started as they finished on Tuesday. And they started well. They pressed and harried Norwich in midfield with Irvine pushing right up without the ball and setting the tone. Norwich arrived in great form but their ten outfield, dressed as Tinky-Winky, looked a bit Dipsy under pressure and were soon in La-La land (Sorry.) Bowen split their defence early but Henriksen passed straight to the keeper. Then Irvine crossed for Hernández, who’d lost both centre halves, but his header on the stretch went straight to Angus Gunn again. Then came the breakthrough. City passed well again, Wilson slid the ball down the left and Irvine made an excellent run across and behind the defence and tucked the ball home with his left foot despite the tight angle and the desperate attempts of a defender.

We could have had a penalty when Irvine was blatantly pushed in the back, Irvine tried to pass to Hernández when Bowen slid him in on the right, Dawson headed an excellent Larsson corner over and Wilson brilliantly shimmied through them on the left but shot straight at the keeper again. It could have been 4-0. It should have been. City were utterly in control of the “fight”. So best avoid any gut-wrenching punches to the abdomen, eh, boys?

They knocked the ball into the right channel, Marshall raced from goal and took the lad down on the corner of the penalty area. The linesman thought it was a free kick, the Norwich players strenuously pointed out the markings inside the box and after some deliberation the ref guessed it was a penalty – and guessed right from my viewpoint. James Maddison slid the penalty home. Before the seething could even get out the words “Bloody Marshall” we were behind. Maddison turned Aina inside and out, found a stupid amount of space in the box and lashed a shot that went right under Marshall at the near post. Poor defending, awful keeping. And Maddison doesn’t need any help. He’s a slight player with a poxy haircut but he’s outstanding. I saw him play for Coventry against our U21s at North Ferriby a few years ago and he was the best player on the pitch by miles. With his unerring confidence, intelligent use of the ball, set piece delivery and eye for goal – he’s going places.

To their credit, City responded well to that massive setback when you could have hardly blamed them for collapsing so fragile is our confidence. But despite taking the game to Norwich again we fell further behind in ridiculous circumstances when Mazuch clumsily felled Onel Hernández in the corner of the area where he was going absolutely nowhere. A ludicrous decision from a player who always improves our defence hugely but a soft one nonetheless. Maddison found the other corner with this penalty and you could have funded the Northern powerhouse if you harnessed the heads shaking in the KCOM Stadium.

City responded again though and the ref awarded a third penalty of the half. Bowen was fouled in the box. It was a really soft one but a foul anywhere else on the pitch so why not? Hernández tucked it away inside the right hand post and after five minutes added, the craziest half of the season ended 2-3.

I fancied us to get something out of the game. I was worried that our key players like Hernández and Wilson wouldn’t last long enough for us to turn it around but the way we’d played justified confidence and the players came out after half time looking like they thought the same. Larsson delivered a free kick from the right that was headed clear by the first man but the ref immediately whistled and pointed for a penalty. I think it was for some holding on Irvine but no-one really knew what was going on. Perhaps Andy Crosby’s little chat with the ref as they came onto the pitch affected his conscience, who knows? Hernández didn’t worry about that, he just smashed the penalty into the roof of the next for his sixth goal of the season. In minutes, he’s played less than four games this season.

The game swung both ways at 3-3. Irvine deflected a Wilson shot goalwards and Aina brilliantly raced 70 yards down the pitch and crossed to find no-one had gambled on it. Then Norwich controlled the ball for a spell with City chasing them around midfield as Maddison tried to make something happen. We defended the balls in well and their was little drama but there’s no doubt they were in the ascendancy as Campbell replaced Hernández on the hour.

Campbell’s introduction helped City find a second wind and Bowen and Wilson came into their own. Irvine continued to chase everything. Gunn spilled a shot from Bowen poorly but Campbell couldn’t get to it and Wilson’s follow-up was blocked. Wilson then ran at them and found Bowen whose shot was pushed wide. They found Hernández on the counter and his shot squirmed wide possibly via the bar. And then we only went and won it. Campbell broke down the right and found Henriksen, he beautifully passed to Bowen who gave it to Wilson, he cut inside the defender and curled a shot past Gunn with his left foot. It’s a long time since that much joy has erupted from a crowd at this stadium.

We were fairly comfortable on the lead. Campbell nearly stretched it when his volley at the near post was saved and then Aina broke from his own half again but got giddy and shot straight at Gunn. They headed straight at Marshall as stoppage time approached and Adkins used his last sub (Toral had replaced Bowen) to put Hector on to defend balls into the box. There were none.

So ended a breathless encounter. I’ve tried to work out when City last came back from two goals down to win. Any advance on the 5-4 win at Orient in November 1984? It’s certainly a rare feat. West Ham at home in November 2009 is the only time I can recall it nearly happening since.

The team and manager deserve huge credit for producing a performance like this after the week they’d had up too about 15:44. Their attitude and tactics were spot on. Who knows if they could have carried it off against Millwall if not for the first minute goal seriously altering their plans?

We’ve always known there is ability in this squad. It’s far greater than the sum of it’s parts. Hopefully we’ll see that now. Hernández didn’t just score but battled against their centre halves to get hold of the ball. Wilson looks a fantastic prospect who is enjoying his time here. Bowen has a new lease of life after struggling under Adkins’ demands for more defensive effort. Henriksen has had two fine games this week despite being a target for everyone’s discontent. Mazuch is our best defender all-round despite the very odd braindead decision. Larsson was back to his best. Aina had his best game for us. Irvine is outstanding. Clark and Dawson stuck their heads and feet in were needed.

Don’t get carried away yet though. Every time we get a performance from this squad and the league table starts to look rosy, a setback is on the way. But until Tuesday at least, we can enjoy a thoroughly brilliant performance and a comeback not seen for many a year. Knockout.

Rick Skelton (via Tiger Chat)


REPORT: City 1 Millwall 2


It’s always a struggle when penning these match notes to come up with original new introductions which easily convey the rank awfulness of a Hull City performance, and I’ll admit I’m in trouble here so I won’t bother. Simply to say that last night’s performance was one of the worst seen in an Allam-induced wretched season – or indeed, many seasons – and it’s impossible to think of a babber first half than our shower of shit put in at the KCOM versus a limited yet confident and combative Millwall.

The evening started with bright news that Hernández returned on the bench after six long months out – oh how we’ve missed him – with two changes to the starting XI being Henriksen (trains well) and Grosicki (suddenly realising his World Cup place at stake), replacing Toral and Diomande.

In a less than half full KCOM the best run football club in the country carded:
Aina  Dawson MacDonald Clark
Bowen Larsson Henriksen Grosicki

Millwall kicked-off and City immediately put the ball out for a throw-in. This was pegged down the line – Dawson missed a tackle on the left which seemed to draw the defence across – giving Lee Gregory plenty of time to backheel across the face of the City goal finding two ‘Wall free in space – Saville easily slotting home. 51 seconds, and the match was effectively over. It wasn’t so much that the team had momentarily switched off, it could be argued they hadn’t actually yet switched on. An unbelievable lack of concentration from a so-called professional football team. Dawson’s lunge completely threw the rest of the defence, whose positional sense was schoolboy standard.

On six minutes City played a stupid ball across their own penalty area, intercepted by Elliot whose shot was palmed wide by McGregor. Four minutes later another shot from the right – this time from Gregory – saw McGregor save well.

The only bright spot of an otherwise desolate half saw a good City interchange in midfield allowed Bowen the space to crash a volley against the bar. A chance! Irvine heads wide when he should have done better – but it’s generally extremely poor fare from City.

Just after the half hour Dawson slips on the halfway line allowing Elliot to break against MacDonald, but his shot is deflected wide for another visitor corner. The corner is chucked across and Jake Cooper loops a header into the top corner amongst virtually non-existent marking. This is abysmal.

For the rest of the first half City were not even as good as second best; Gregory and Elliot were tearing Dawson and MacDonald a new rectum each time they ventured in their direction, and the passive nature of the crowd suggested there was absolutely no confidence that this team of bottlers would turn it around.

You can’t imagine Adkins bawling anyone out, so I imagine the half-time team talk was sprinkled with positivity, meaningless statistics and instructions to “go out there and earn the right to play”, or some other bollocks.

Mazuch on for MacDonald on the restart, and the defence immediately looks more solid – although he always appears one tackle from a booking or a fight (or both).

Before the hour mark Wilson and Hernández come on for Grosicki and Irvine (not a player I would have subbed to be honest – Markus Henriksen I’m looking at you), and the City performance actually improves; Wilson’s dribblery seems to unnerve Millwall’s midfield lungers, and Hernández looks to be making intelligent runs into space.

With twelve to go, Wilson’s quick footwork sees him clattered, and the resultant free-kick is hit low behind the visiting defence to allow prowling Hernández to easily slam home at the far post from 6 yards. 1-2. Game on?

But the game fizzled out with plenty of City possession and no chances and Millwall recorded their fifth consecutive away win. Boos rang round the KCOM amongst the 8,000 desolate souls who remained to angrily gesticulate at the final whistle.

In the post-match press conference Adkins uncharacteristically hung MacDonald out to dry saying he could have subbed him in the first minute. What’s that going to do to the player, and the players in general? A sure sign he’s losing the team when public admonishments are all he’s got. Saturday’s team selection and response by those playing will be very interesting. As will the use of Hernández and, to a lesser extent, Wilson; after that performance they would both be shoe-ins to play but Adkins will have to be careful that he doesn’t bring Abel back too quickly. Gamble or stick?

In the first half Millwall won every ball in midfield. I’ll pick out Grosicki as one of the main culprits – as usual he looks interested going forward, but one we’re on the back foot his sprints turn to a disinterested gentle jog. Larsson was announced MoM and he did ok, as did Irvine but whose substitution baffled me.

So City’s long unbeaten home run stretching back to November is gone, destroying one of Adkins stock media replies when asked what makes his team good enough to stay up.

As we’ve seen all season this Hull City team are mentally weak, and any teams that come at us from the KO and score the first goal would probably see them home.

Favourable results from the other evening games meant the defeat wasn’t ultimately damaging in the league table, but it’s a dangerous game expecting the failings of others to preserve out Division Two status.

So to Saturday’s home match with Norwich where incredibly there are tickets still available in all stands. On last night’s performance you better get there early.


REPORT: City 1 Sheffield United 0


Blimey, that was a successful evening for City. And thoroughly enjoyable at that. A lot that’s good about our club was on display. We won too.

This match will be remembered as the one where much of the fanbase —out of deep-rooted feeling for the club and frustration at the way it has been run down and its supporters ignored, insulted, and incited to action— stepped up to the televised plate with that combination of anger and good humour that Hull people can do so well.

That the team managed to craft a win made a big difference. Victory seasoned the evening with celebration, when, had we lost by a hatful, protest could have tipped into bitterness. It put to bed the idea that the determination of supporters to do right by their club off the field somehow stops the team doing well on it. The team win or lose because of the normal stuff like luck, referee’s decisions, managerial choices, and above all, whether they’re better at football than the other lot. That’s it, and the rest is marginal.

But my job here is match reporting. I’ll leave it to others to dissect in detail the ball-throwing, whistling, chanting, and banner-parading. I’ll concentrate on the football. In any case, my East Stand vantage is brilliant for watching the game, whereas it was the North Stand that provided the best spot for the off-field action. And of course the telly gives another perspective of both football and fans.

Polishing up Nigel Adkins’ unbeaten home record as City Head Coach were:

Aina             Dawson               McDonald      Clark
Irvine                    Larsson
Bowen           Evandro        Diomande

After our confident win at Forest a couple of weeks ago, Adkins had inexplicably messed with personnel and formation for the next league game, at Middlesbrough, by playing three central defenders with advanced wing-backs either side of that central defence. This time he reverted to a back four. The erratic Hector was dropped, as were Tomori, Toral, Campbell, and the injured Keane. Aina played on his favoured right. Max Clark returned as left full-back.

Did you know that Max Clark has played in every one of City’s league wins this season? Admittedly he’s played in plenty of defeats too, but tonight he looked like the increasingly assured player that he is becoming.

Another player coming into his own at the moment is City’s Brazilian midfielder, Evandro Goebel (I love writing ‘City’s Brazilian midfielder’), who opened his account for the club with a sweetly struck shot from a training-ground routine corner at Boro on Tuesday. In a pretty uninspiring first half tonight, it was Evandro who stood out. He’s got skills beyond your standard second division midfield player, and the confidence to receive the ball under pressure, turn his way out of trouble, and take the ball past lunging opponents.

Early doors, as City attacked the North Stand end of the ground on a bitingly cold Hull evening, Evandro received the ball in a crowded penalty area. He managed to make space for the shot, but too close to Blades’ netminder Blackman, and the chance is gone.

Throughout the game, until his substitution, Evandro showed his skill and calm presence. He could turn into an important player for us in the closing months of the season, bringing experience in addition to his ability to keep the ball and find a teammate.

Although having more of the ball than Sheffield, City struggled in the first half to make much of it. There was a cheeky free kick about 35 yards out that looked to be just outside Larsson’s shooting range, but he surprised the opposition by taking it on anyway and curled the ball only just wide of the upright.

Mostly though, we were poor as a team. There was a lot of passing the ball safely around our own half, and back to McGregor, as if we were the away team waiting to play on the break. The trouble was, Sheffield United, as the actual away team, did the same, making for a fairly dull spectacle.
When City did want to go forward, two glaring problems stood out.

First, we kept playing the ball in the air, up towards our non-existent centre forward. Dicko, for all his qualities, is a nippy inside forward not an imposing number nine. And being isolated on his own up front, a quick ball played high from the defence was never going to cut it. Even when he did get near it, the gap between Dicko and the rest of the team was so wide that he could do little with it.

Second, too many of our players have a tendency to work as individuals rather than concentrating on the team. When fans argue that our squad looks too good to be in such relegation danger, they see the individuals, and some good ones at that. But they have to be moulded into a team.

On 15 minutes, Dicko got the ball, for once, at his feet, where he could run at the Sheffield defence. To his left, galloping forward in space were both Bowen and Diomande. But Dicko kept the ball, put his head down, and ran into a cul-de-sac in front of the away fans.

On 20 minutes the match was interrupted by the balls-on-the-pitch protest. On 30 the fairly constant vuvuzela-esque sound of whistles that had accompanied the match from the start, turned into the concerted and planned one-minute whistling protest.

All off-field issues aside, I was beginning to hope that these things would affect the players, so poor were City at that time.

Half-time came. It was 0-0. If it hadn’t have been for the off-field action, that first half would have been entirely unmemorable.

During the interval, I fell to musing about what listening to a Nigel Adkins half-time teamtalk must be like. May be I’ve been reading too much of the @TheNigelBadkins parody Twitter account, but I reckoned it might be quite trying. Full of ‘healthy zen’ and #StayPositive. Not so much the Alex Ferguson hair-dryer treatment, more motivational speaker at a company staff away day?

Well, I reckon I might need to rethink. Because when City eventually came out for the second half, a good few minutes after the Blades, it seemed that there had been more than positivity preached in the home dressing room. The tactics had changed.

All of a sudden, City were playing it more on the ground.. We were less prone to by-passing the midfield. As we attacked the South Stand it would have been easy to look the other way and be distracted by the parade of stewards, followed by a procession of police officers, who lined up in front of the North Stand, backs turned to the game, staring at the home support.

But City were playing better, despite Sheffield —no doubt fresh from having their ears bent by Chris Wilder— having a bit of a go in the first ten minutes. At the back, Angus McDonald, whose reassuring displays are making that coveted number 50 shirt his own, snuffs out a good move by the Blades.

About 10 minutes in, Nouha Dicko finds himself just outside the Sheffield area, back to goal. He swivels and slams a hard shot goalwards, only for Blackman to push it round the post.

From the resulting corner, swung in from the left by Larsson, Sheffield’s defenders struggle to clear the ball and it eventually falls again to Dicko, who wellies it into the net.

We’re actually winning. That goal injects more confidence into the players, may be adding force to the argument that somewhere in that squad of disparate individuals we do have a semi-decent team waiting to be found.

Bowen, who has been relatively quiet so far, bursts into life a little more, making a couple of surging runs, one down each flank. Aina —having one of his skilful and confident games, untroubled by the need to do much serious defending— follows Bowen’s example and manages to get a cross into Diomande, who, as is his wont, can’t get the header right.

Grosicki replaces Diomande. The sort of no brainer preference that leaves me scratching my head as to how we ever started with the Norwegian ahead of the Pole.

Soon after, Kevin Stewart comes on for Dicko, and then Fraizer Campbell comes on for Evandro.

I can’t be bothered to think too deeply about these swaps, because I assume that they stem from what Adkins seems to say about too many of our players, namely, that they can’t manage the full 90.

All I’m thinking about is how City are going to turn a precious lead and three potential points into a draw or even a defeat.. It’s not that I’m a pessimist, just that I’ve watched City a lot this season.

I mutter: ‘Remember, we were one up at Bramall Lane. We lost 4-1.’

Grosicki, the scorer of the worldy that give us that 1-0 lead in Sheffield in November, is looking lively but too often ignored, or not spotted, by teammates. Well, he’s been in and out of the team so much, it’s no wonder they’ve forgotten him.

There is though a lovely little cameo between Larsson and Grosicki, who play a tippy-tappy bit of close passing by the left touchline to bewilder a lunging United player. These two are both harbouring realistic ambitions of playing in the World Cup in a few months time. For now they play for us. It’s a little incongruous.

Talking of cameos, Sheffield bring on Clayton Donaldson, an ex-Tiger who is so ex that his last game for us was a league fixture away at Boston United. Yes kids, Boston United.

It was good to see him. Especially as the Blades now fielded a not-very-sprightly three up top of Donaldson, Billy Sharp, and Leon Clarke; combined age 99.

Even City’s notorious late-goal leaking defence can keep this veteran trio at bay, and we duly saw out the final few minutes plus three added on.

And it’s good to go into the weekend feeling pleased with the team. We can enjoy the rare luxury of sitting back and saying to our relegation rivals, match that.

Then in a few days time, such is the relentless nature of this league, we go again. Another night match. Again taking on Yorkshire rivals. The weather is forecast to be colder still than it was tonight. For all the success of tonight’s events, we’re still a club that has fallen very far, very fast, and is in real danger of plummeting yet further.

But for now, there’s a bit of lively optimism around. Enjoy it.

Ed Bacon (via Tiger Chat)


REPORT: Forest 0 City 2


This season has served up plenty of surprises.

Granted, they’ve mostly been of the fall-down-a-manhole, open-a-box-and-get-punched-by-a-boxing-glove-on-a-spring or bloody-horse’s-head-in-the-bed type. But surprises galore there have been, as the vindictive Allams continue to vandalise our sorry football club.

Yesterday was a different kind of surprise. For we won a game of league football.

I didn’t see it coming, you didn’t see it coming, no one saw it coming except possibly the irrepressibly cheerful Nigel Adkins, but come it did, and much needed it is too. It was a peculiarly bloodless performance by the home side, as Forest’s players spent most of the game mooching around half-heartedly and the sum total of their attacking was so meagre that they forced Alan McGregor to make precisely no saves at all. They are an appallingly badly run club, and their players appeared yesterday to have caught that mood. We too are an appallingly badly run club, anchored to the spiteful Allams, but in contrast our players spent most of this match looking full of vigour, purpose and confidence. It could hardly have been more different from the dross we’ve viewed across most of the last few months.

Will Keane, willowy physique, loping gait, gets the nod to do the hard yards up front on his own, with Jon Toral handed the brief to supply a link between Keane and the midfield four. So we card:

Aina Hector MacDonald Clark
Bowen Irvine Larsson Wilson

Off we go, a raw, damp and blustery afternoon by the banks of the River Trent, a collision of two clubs that between them have won the European Cup twice. We have taken bigger supports to the City Ground in the past, and we’ve been given better accommodation too – today we are tucked into the southeastern corner of the ground instead of behind the goal, but the City support is boisterous, and the mood develops positively as it quickly becomes plain there’s little to fear from an anaemic home side.

The first moment of note, seven minutes in, is game-changing. A glorious pass is curved round the back of the Forest defence by Seb Larsson into the path of young Harry Wilson. He is marginally baulked, but, scarcely credibly, the referee, Oliver Langford, points to the penalty spot. Soft as melting snow. Jon Toral takes on the responsibility, but his left-foot shot is placed at comfortable height for any goalkeeper, and Pantillimon blocks it, and Forest shovel the ball away for a corner. Bah. Big chance, wasted. So in comes the corner, Toral is left unmarked at the near post, and he is allowed time to head the ball home from close range.

1-0 to us. Rarely does football permit such instant redemption, so well done Jon Toral, but kudos too to an abysmal piece of defensive inattention by Forest. Aitor Karanka working his magic there.

Ten minutes later Matthew Cash strolls through our midfield and defence with effortless ease – Nigel Adkins working his own magic there, with the assistance of the alarmingly ineffectual Michael Hector – and strikes a low mudskimmer of a shot that seems destined to level the scores, but it cannons back off McGregor’s left hand post and away to safety. Forest will get no closer to scoring before the sun goes down.

Both midfields cancel each other out now, and the game becomes scrappy and disjointed. But we are winning it, and the limited moments of flash and flair belong to us too. On 28 Bowen and Keane combine well, flustered Forest concede a corner. Then a glorious pass from left to right frees Bowen in space to advance into the box, but he is uncharacteristically feeble and imprecise, and the ball spins out for a goal kick.

On 38, a vision of joy, a shimmer of glitter. Ball inside – ping – ball back out wide – ping – ball low and hard across the face of the goal – ping. Beautiful fast slick football by Irvine, then Bowen and then Keane, Forest defence shredded, young Wilson surges into the box and bludgeons the chance into the roof of the net. 2-0, and that is as good a piece of football as we have served up all season.

It could have got better still, as Keane duffed a free shot straight at Pantillimon on 42 and Toral plonked the rebound haplessly wide, but the half time whistle signals a two goal advantage, which is in part certainly down to an astonishingly subdued display by Forest but also recognition of a complete team performance by our own side. There’s not been a hint of the stench of relegation that’s been hanging over this side for weeks now.

Question is, what happens if Forest get back into the game – will our evidently fragile self-belief drift away into the chilly breeze blowing across West Bridgford? Forest want to test that, and, presumably in receipt of some well-chosen Basque curses from Mr Karanka, they come out for the second half looking briefly more purposeful. On 46 they howl for a penalty, a frankly silly claim, but more dangerous is a stramash in our box on 48 during which a whirl of feet fly fearlessly before the ball is finally hoofed to safety by Clark.

On 52, Toral, limping, is replaced by Stewart – like for like, one feckless shadow of a midfielder for another – and by now Forest’s initial gusto has subsided. Even at this early stage of the second half they seem resigned to their fate. Why so meek? They are almost introduced to the risk of a proper hiding. Wilson slides a cute pass to Larsson, who surges past a static back-line to reach the by-line, from where he strikes a superb hard low cross direct to the feet of Will Keane, inside the six yard box, unmarked and with the goal yawning in anticipation in front of him. Keane reacts as if his shoelaces are tied together and misses the ball completely. Bowen is standing behind him and, understandably startled by this fiasco, he collects the ball but shoots wildly over the crossbar from close range.

Will Keane. Needs to do better than that.

Forest enjoy a decent slice of possession, but do nothing at all with it. Zero creativity from the home side, though praise too for our defensive shape, which is secure and rarely stretched even remotely.

MacDonald (a fine cricketer incidentally, known for farming the strike) is on the evidence of two games a solid acquisition. He doesn’t do fancy. He just defends. That will do me. Our bench, by the way, shows sign of either Michael Dawson or Kamil Grosicki. Dawson would be entitled to a brief sulk after being denied a lucrative move ten days ago, but, given the character of the man, I hope and expect it is but brief. Grosicki? I have no faith in his commitment or professionalism. I don’t know if we will see much, or any, more of him (in case you have forgotten what he looks like, here is a picture). Much probably depends on what the manager of his national team is telling him. If it’s ‘You need to get some game time if you’re going to force your way into the World Cup reckoning’, then I expect our Polish wingman will deign to show up a few times come the Spring. If it’s ‘Kamil, you’re in the squad come what may, just don’t get injured’, then not so much. (A similar story likely attaches to Abel Hernàndez, except in Spanish).

Wilson, who played very well, is replaced by Diomande, who did his usual eager running with no end product schtick, and Keane comes off for Campbell. It is a measure of Forest’s feeble lack of menace that Mr Adkins dared to field two (two!) attackers in tandem against them as the clock ticks down. A curio is that we didn’t play Forest at all between 1977 and 2010, as they conquered Europe under the immortal Brian Clough and we plummeted through the Divisions in disgrace and misery under the entirely mortal stewardship of Terry Dolan and that ilk, but today we are making it five wins out of the five visits to the City Ground that have taken place since the broaching of that desert. Remember Paul McShane’s handball, remember a fine strike by the likeable Aaron McLean. But none of the four previous recent wins was as comfortable as this one. Late on Aina boots a shot clear with McGregor flat-footed, but I think the effort was dribbling past the far post anyway, so Forest didn’t spoil their spotless record for the afternoon of zero (0) shots on target.

It’s an error strewn finale to proceedings, charmless football played out against a golden sunset in the West behind the ageing main stand at the City Ground. Forest gave this one up long ago. Three minutes are added, nothing happens, and the game is over, won by us.

After the trinket of a trip to Chelsea, we resume League business at Middlesbrough a week on Tuesday. We play 6 games in the space of 18 days, and four of them are at home. I fully appreciate that on-field activity pales into insignificance when contrasted with the harm inflicted off the pitch by the malicious Allams, but I still would like not to be relegated. Play like we did yesterday, and we won’t be.

Stephen Weatherill (via Tiger Chat)


REPORT: Preston 2 City 1


Right at the death we pressed again, this time in numbers. Urgent East Lancashire shouts rent the air and this time, finally, as we surged towards them, success and a seemingly impossible goal were attained. Yes, the pies that were noisily flogged off for just a pound were acquired and scoffed against the hunger and cold. The best pie-related action since the never-to-be-forgotten League Cup night at Chester where they plonked the tray of unsold pies down on the away terrace in front of the 200 or so of the faithful, gratis. So I enjoyed my first ever potato and butter pie, and I kid you not, reader, it was rich and glorious. You take your pleasure where you can at my age.

I didn’t take much pleasure from the game. We lost again, we deserved to lose again, against a good but far from imposing side. We didn’t play terribly, but neither did we play terribly well. Not enjoying themselves in contractually required Lancastrian pissing rain conditions were:

Aina Hector MacDonald Clark

Bowen Meyler Larsson Irvine



So, newbie Angus MacDonald debuted in defence, other newbie Harry Wilson started on the bench. Equally noteworthy were the absences of Grosicki and Dawson from the squad. Grosicki, who knows why, Dawson, presumably a Soviet-style response to his wanting to go elsewhere.

Anyhoo, they set off attacking the far end with the faithful massed – at least a medium sized mass – directly behind McGregor’s goal. And, rather to my surprise, we did actually do a bit of attacking. Aina was always keen to get forward and his work led to a cross which begat some ping-pong heading between four players before the ball went behind, Aina then slung in a longish throw, Bowen crossed and MacDonald who had stolen forward headed wide.

After this first 15 of modest progress Preston got more control of the game and we saw more of MacDonald in defence. And he looked ok too. It’s a curious story, as related to me; a mysterious illness laid him low for months so he lost his place at Barnsley before his malaise was diagnosed as – anaemia! Oh. It doesn’t surprise me that his diet in Barnsley was so poor that this can happen – the lad’s lucky he avoided scurvy and rickets – but I hadn’t realised healthcare was so poor they couldn’t spot this. Frankly, he’s lucky to have made it to Hull, where we turn out top quality healthcare practitioners by the shovelful (nursing, ODP and paramedic places still available for September’18).. Anyway, he’s a big unit, his positional sense looked good and, whether this was coincidental or not, Hector had a far more assured game than I had previously seen.

After a spell of Preston pressing in which McGregor had to save sharply, we scored, on the break, unexpectedly and rather sweetly too. A nice passing move down the left, a ball that encouraged Bowen to run on and delay his shot as the ball ran into his stride to perfection and he slid it home succulently. I’ve since read it took a deflection, but I confess I didn’t notice that at the time. 1-0. To us!

it didn’t last long. We held the lead for seven minutes, 17 minutes after we scored we were behind and there was a self-inflicted element to both goals. Firstly MacDonald did well to win a header that was running over the deadball line. Did it get a touch off their striker? It was hard to tell. I thought not, more importantly, so did the referee and he gave a corner. This was to the huge disquiet of Campbell who had shepherded the ball out in the left back position, waving actual left back Clark away from the ball. The corner came over, curled outwards and their left back – as tall as left backs tend to be, which is not very – somehow out jumped David Meyler, despite him being the height David Meyler tends to be and headed home. 1-1.

There’s more. Sadly. Encouraged, they came onto us, and we wobbled. Striker Bodin is direct and he unsettled us. But happily the ball ran beyond him. But who’s this, arriving late on the scene into the left back position? Why, once again, it’s Fraizer Campbell! Of course it is! Bodin waits. Campbell bumps into him. Bodin falls over, the referee gives it. That decision is officially designated ‘soft.’ Bodin shrugged as he stood up in a ‘just doing my job, mate’ way. These shouldn’t be given, but they often are. The thing to do is not to allow the ref to make decision. What Campbell was doing – and doing there – I can’t imagine. The penalty is buried by Browne past a clearly furious McGregor and that is 2-1 and half-time. Cuh.

Second go and they came out determined to finish us off. At this point they looked a good side. They are very fast upfront and they disconcert us. Aina is skinned by Robinson, MacDonald is dispossessed by Browne. McGregor does well twice. He does even better a few minutes later, again from the predatory Browne, getting down really quickly to a sharp strike.

We aren’t doing anything at this point. Preston look quick and strong at the back too and they are bloody hard when they want to be and a few times we get crunched and look discouraged. More discouraging is how lacking in threat we are. Our strikers roles are mystifying to me. Dicko works hard, but drifts to the left most of the time. Campbell, when he’s not running his left back masterclass, plays as an old-fashioned centre forward getting no service at all. He and Dicko are seldom within 30 yards of each other. I was closer to my second wife. I’ve no more idea what they are suppose to be doing together than I understood that unhappy union. But that is how we play them throughout the game. It eludes me as much as it clearly eluded them.

With 20 to go Adkins seems to realise it isn’t working – astute work from a man who reads the game as acutely as you’d expect a physiotherapist would. Anyway, he takes off Campbell and Meyler, both of whom had been dreadful throughout. It’s a shame to have to write that; Campbell is part of the legend and Meyler is the last of Hull’s fighting Irish. They’re authentic heroes, but they looked lost yesterday and part of the problem rather than the solution.

And, eventually, as Preston failed to kill us off and they resolved to hold the hard won ground, we crept back into it. Harry Wilson came on and showed some nice touches. Bowen threatened. as he was twice free in the area but was foiled by a ball that wouldn’t quite run and a brave defender’s block. In truth, we never looked like we believed we could do it and, duly, we didn’t.

The gloom post-match in the pub was considerable, the view that we would be relegated was widespread. It’s not inevitable. We’ve only garnered one point this week but were the better team against Leeds and were never over run by Preston and both of these sides have authentic top six hopes. There is enough in this squad to compete and the new players made competent starts. If Dawson is gone, good. He’s been past his best as long as he’s been here and for the last year both his legs and his positional sense have let him down far too often, The Tricky Trees are welcome to him.

But we look woefully lacking in confidence. And tactics, too. Getting some of both of those would probably be a good idea. Over to The Physio, then.

I had an eventful journey home. The 9.05pm train from Leeds to Hull was pullulating with East Yorkshire’s finest female teenagers who had been on the batter all day and were not for finishing soon. One group of six sat adopted me, explained that two of them were daughters of notable Bransholme ‘faces’ and offered me a half drunk bottle of Italian rosé which they encouraged me to neck in one. To their evident delight I duly obliged and then I sat back and watched contentedly as they put to the verbal sword various drunken men two and three times their age. At my age, you take your pleasure where you can.

Mark Gretton (via Tiger Chat)


REPORT: City 0 Leeds 0


The week preceding this evening’s Keystone Cops encounter with the pride of the M621 provided much mirth amongst the Tiger Nation as the result of their six month long consultation on a new crest design was triumphantly revealed to pretty much no acclaim at all. I have never seen Leeds fans doing that chest-fisty thing, they are usually too busy twirling their scarves, but anyway, why would you put it on your badge? Truly baffling, but genuinely very, very funny. I was also amused by the metadata tag under the crest, namely #MOT. I have a bit of a thing about hashtags – their whole point being to unite to a common cause, to identify an entity and preferably to be unique. In this respect #lufc, like #hcafc, are lucky. Their hashtag is, well, THEIR hashtag. Tap in #MOT and the search returns include, unsurprisingly, Exminster Garage, Car Repair Plan and Castle Point Motors. I guess it would give the West Yorkshire dwellers the opportunity to crayon in ‘Due <insert date here>’ every year but I’d suggest that one of those little stickers on the inside of your windscreen would be more helpful. Admittedly it’s not as much of a problem as the alternatives to our actual hashtag. I’m as much for declaring “Up the Tigers” as the next Black and Amberine, but all #UTT does is place us somewhere between Ipswich (Town), Huddersfield (Terriers) and Bolton (Trotters) and trust me, that is not a triangle of golden virtue you want to be ensconced in. Granted the Universities of either Trinidad and Tobago, or Technologie de Troyes hold a more enticing appeal, and some train types amongst you may put forward a persuasive case for the attributes of Uttoxeter railway station but we are Hull City AFC. #hcafc Unique.

The latest attempt by our increasingly strangulated club to pump some passion through the veins of its dwindling crowds saw a return of THE LIGHT SHOW [sic] and the bemusing addition of a couple of flame-spewing patio heaters next to the tunnel. A crack team of pyrotechnicians trotted across to the East Stand touchline with two pieces of astroturf enticingly loaded with a small battery of firecrackers and the odd underwhelming rocket. The Leeds fans rightly mocked; the City fans rightly reflected that the way to create fervour in a football stadium is to fill it with united (with a lower case ‘u’) fans by offering fair concessionary prices, treating them and Hull City AFC’s tradition and name with respect and maybe even demonstrating some ambition by buying a few playing reinforcements in the transfer window. Those ideals have irrefutably gone up in acrid smoke until we find a new Messiah, naughty or nice, so we might as well just get on with enjoying the football…

Promisingly the social media suggested plans made for Nigel following the Forest frolics were seemingly heeded as he dispatched the lads onto the pitch via some intense cone drills, with a whole two strikers and a right-sided Bowen thus:-

Tomori    Dawson    Mazuch    Aina
Bowen    Henriksen    Larsson     Irvine
Campbell    Dicko


Really promising. Until we kicked off and it soon became apparent that the fireworks may well have actually been the highlight of the evening.

Still, Fraizer Campbell’s second minute miss showed promise and his Huddersfield/Manchester United upbringing seems to have infused him with a creditable amount of anti-Leeds spirit and fight which he pretty much carried throughout his first full 90 minutes in a fair while. This application won him the official Man of the Match award; it was almost just like the good old days, though of course in the good old days his name would have been spelt correctly on the scoreboard.

The only other events of note in the first 20 minutes, apart from the stretchered departure of Leeds’ youthful number 35, are a relatively thundering tackle from Henriksen and a succession of appallingly incompetent throw-ins, handballs, clumsy fouls and adverts for hydroponic lettuce. No, me neither.

What is it with City and throw-ins? It appears to be a fairly simple skill, yet decades watching them have indicated to me that I must be missing something regarding the level of complexity required to execute it. As an unusually ebrious gent on row P sagely suggested – “it’s in our DNA.”

I note that our forward pairing is disappointingly less dual-pronged than initially perceived and Fraizer is dropping deep quite frequently. However, in the space of minutes 21 and 23, Torwart Wiedwald finds shots pinged at him from Bowen and Dicko and he does well to preserve the stalemate. City keep up the pressure with a corner taken by Bowen who seems to have contracted Dowellitis with his deliveries. By the second half I had dispensed with all notion of the need to place my hot drink safely under my seat at set pieces for fear of unbridled celebrations causing third degree burns from shite, overpriced coffee. In fact this was fast becoming a shite, overpriced game of football. The errors continued to overshadow the rare moments of skill or fluidity to the extent that I found myself applauding rather too enthusiastically when Dawson managed to win a ball from a sitting position and Henriksen trebled his header count for the season.

This was scrappy stuff but at least we were scrapping. Tormann Felix denied Irvine with his legs again; our Aussie looking sparky and determined enough throughout, minus the sorely needed attribute of not just removing the blue touch paper from the battered Family Circle tin but of actually igniting it. The heroically named Pontus Jansson is the first of the cast of this footballing tragedy of almost epic Greek proportions to see yellow during a foul and free kick strewn five minutes which yield no joy for either side. The gloom is momentarily lifted on 31’ as Tomori performs an elegant ‘lollipop’ but we are soon reminded of the inadequacy of the description of this encounter as a Category A match with a Dawson shanked clearance and another lettuce advert.

Both Tomori and Aina are industrious enough as full-backs advancing with the ball and our captain has obviously been advised that not every ball he kicks is obliged to take a looping diagonal flight path but it’s still scrappy, it’s still error-strewn and it is increasingly apparent that we are marginally the more enterprising of two very non-enterprising Championship teams. The fact that an international footballer of the undoubted, whilst fading, class and astuteness of Seb Larsson is sharing a pitch with some of these merchants of inelegance and inadequacy is as baffling as it is frankly rather pitiable. Campbell and Dicko show flashes of a partnership which seems unlikely to ever flourish properly, as the half is played out with Henriksen being booked and subsequently hobbling off. There are four minutes of injury time which we could honestly do without, although Larsson did at least manage to target Torhüter Wiedwald’s torso accurately but tamely. The half time coffee is still overpriced and shite and the outpriced youngsters who benefitted from their cheap and ultimately cheerful match-day Cup experience on Saturday are missing precisely nothing.

There’s a second half. From the offset the plan appears to be to avail our Flying Pole of the ball at every opportunity in his role as the hobbling Henriksen’s replacement. Initially City look vaguely inspired and lively with some good movement down the left, mainly at Larsson’s behest and Bowen becomes a bystander who continues to deliver Marneyesque corners. Leeds look genuinely bored by the whole affair and are restricted to lazy, long range free kicks primarily gained through feckless fop Alioski hurling his bleached blonde locks to the turf. Leeds’ crowd seem pretty non-plussed too; they can see their troops marching through treacle with a dangerous lack of unity and scarfs are invariably secured tightly around chilly necks rather than twizzled with any degree of optimism. A City corner on 51’ results in a Germanic fresh air punch and a clear opportunity for Dicko which was impossible to miss. Except inevitably he did miss because we haven’t scored a single League goal this year and we are not going to start now. Instead the roof of the net rippled and Leeds respond with another attempted effort failing to be on target, a pattern they were unable to break as the remaining minutes of the 96 unfolded without McGregor being troubled, at all. I mused, as I’m sure young Jarrod must be prone to doing, how sweet it would be to see Moses Odubajo back in the fray with his poise and accuracy but instead we are treated to Captain Hernández amusingly chesting the ball out of play for no apparent reason whatsoever. An incident only surpassed in its pitiful comedy value by Aina’s inexplicable trip over a ball he received in acres of space on 73’. O, how we laughed!

By this time Irvine had bent it less like Beckham and more like a post-Brexit banana with the goal at his mercy, albeit from well up the field as Felix temporarily took up a centre-half’s position. Mazuch receiving a yellow was pretty much his last action of the match whereas Hector’s first was to pick out referee Harrington with a neat pass. Keane made more of a positive impact from the bench on 71’ but by this juncture, the game was drifting as aimlessly as Leeds’ goal attempts. The numbers 1 and 7 and 2 and 3 and another 7 adorned the big screen temporarily as briefly did Jarrod Bowen as our elected Man of the Match, swiftly to be replaced by that man ‘Frazier’ – who knows, maybe they couldn’t spell Jarrod? We are treated to a whole five minutes extra of this spectacle during which there’s short-lived joy in the North East corner as the ball clearly does not bounce over McGregor’s goal line. City manage to muck up a couple more corners, Campbell picks up a very daft handball booking and we are released from our recurring torments into the chill January night.

Come May this year, Leeds’ chances of being back where they arrogantly believe they belong seem dismally slender. City’s chances of being back where the recent years’ hideous mismanagement deserve to condemn us to seem hideously plausible.

Kate Ogram (via Tiger Chat)


REPORT: City 2 Forest 1 (FA Cup R4)

Hull City's Jarrod Bowen celebrates his goal

Would Hull City be “up for the Cup”? With an apathetic fanbase and a squad lacking in ability and desire in recent weeks, it looked doubtful. The opposition being a Nottingham Forest side who turned over Arsenal in the last round and Wolves on their own patch last week backed by 4,000-odd fans in the North Stand added further doubt.

Nigel Adkins said the other day that he fancied a cup run. And then made eight changes from his last selection. That could have gone either way but he was rewarded by a committed performance from players who looked eager to impress in a well-balanced line-up.

Aina – Hector – Mazuch – Clark
Stewart – Henriksen
Bowen – Irvine – Diomande

Mazuch was the biggest difference maker. He’s a calm, no-nonsense defender who doesn’t take chances and doesn’t panic. Hector, who moved to the right side, looked much better alongside him. Aina was more comfortable on the right and Max Clark had an excellent game on the left. Going forward, Bowen also looked much happier on the right, Irvine’s effervescence has been missing and Diomande worked hard in front of Clark.

Forest weren’t as good as they showed on the telly in the last round or as they were at the KCOM in the league earlier this season. That might have changed had Carayol’s effort from distance not gone just wide after only 3 minutes. City worked their way into the game and Marshall was untested for the next 70 minutes or so. The ball was worked out of defence far better than recently with little drama. Aina was a good out ball and Stewart and particularly Henriksen offered a route into midfield while a big diagonal towards Diomande or Irvine presented a good alternative.

Henriksen had a low free kick pushed away by Smith and then Bowen just failed to get onto a Hector pass with the keeper out quickly. Smith and Worrall then got in a right mess from an Irvine flick on and Bowen instinctively shot first time towards the empty net but hit the post. Only a minute or two later, Dicko slid Bowen in on the right, he drove at Mancienne who deflected his shot onto the top of the post and it dropped over the line [1-0].

City were well on top with Stewart and Henriksen winning the midfield, Irvine irritating the life out of them and Dicko making intelligent runs wide to drag defenders around. We didn’t have much to show for it other than a tame Aina shot until five minutes before half time when Irvine looped a cross to the back post, Bowen won the header well and nodded it back for Dicko to beat Mancienne in the air and head it in, off the post again [2-0].

Other than ref Stuart Attwell being as inconsistent as ever, there hadn’t been much to worry City. Carayol did miss a good chance before the break though, running off Aina to head wide but not wide enough for it to become a tap-in for Brereton. In stoppage time, Diomande missed a golden opportunity of our own. Bowen slid him in, he turned down a shot with his left and when he cut inside, everything closed in on him and Mancienne kicked his effort away easily.

Forest were booed off by their 4,000 fans at half time. They’d clearly thought it was going to be a cakewalk and showed their anger at it being anything but. There was a lot of the Sheffield Wednesdays about them.

Despite a double change by Aitor Karanka, Forest remained second best. Dicko was foiled by a good save from Smith after a slick passing move as City dominated territory but consistently failed to pick the right pass or cross around the box and turned down numerous shooting opportunities. Dowell hit the outside of the post with a free kick from nowhere and there was a goalmouth scramble after Marshall got caught under a corner.  Speaking of corners, we saw one of the worst ever from Dowell who whipped a corner low and hard and it went out of play almost before it reached the penalty area. It was hilarious.

City introduced Keane for Dicko and then Grosicki for Diomande. Both got generous applause for an afternoon of hard graft. Within minutes, Grosicki had found Keane twice but both times Smith saved tame efforts. Marshall saved superbly from Cash’s backpost header before Grosicki and Bowen had chances to shoot and made things easy for Smith in their goal. Bowen’s was a great chance. We could have been five or six up easily at that point but ended up clinging on after Cash’s superb cross dissected our entire defence and sub Vellios volleyed in [2-1]. We did so without much drama, in truth.

The win was very much deserved and the performance a dramatic improvement on last week. Hector and Aina both looked different players in a defence marshalled superbly by Mazuch. That will give Adkins a huge selection dilemma against Leeds on Tuesday night. It’d be hard to justify any team that doesn’t have these four in it.

Midfield will also give the manager a headache. Stewart and Henriksen were mobile, worked well off each other and moved the ball well. Henriksen couldn’t tackle a crossword in the Beano but this was possibly the best I’ve seen from him and did a god job of being in the right place at the right time at both ends of the pitch. Stewart still lacks something. Everything good he does is followed by something not-so-good. He turned brilliantly on the edge of their box and then passed to them. He made a superb interception on the edge of ours and then trod on the ball. It just seems to happen to him. You’d think Larsson would come back in with him having been our outstanding player in the last six weeks but dropping anyone is harsh.

To complete the set, there are decisions up front too. Dicko scored and lead the line brilliantly. Diomande protected Clark far better than Grosicki ever has but Grosicki’s cameo showed he’s a far bigger threat than Dio. And we just look a better side with Irvine in it.

I can therefore comfortably predict Tuesday’s team will be: Someone – Someone – Someone – Someone – Someone – Someone – Someone – Someone – Someone – Bowen – Someone.

Beyond that, we’re still in the Cup and can eagerly await Monday’s draw (probably away to Wigan).

A good day.

Rick Skelton (via Tiger Chat)


REPORT: Sunderland 1 City 0


The talk in the understandably sparsely-populated pre-match pub circulated around the worst City game you’ve ever seen. It was a typical Hull City fan default gloomy convo rather than one suggesting hope of a swashbuckling afternoon’s display ahead. One wise old Tiger Chatter proffered Doncaster Rovers away, April 1998, lost 0-1 against a team that conceded 113 that season on the way to 34 defeats. That match which saw a disconsolate Donny fan chain himself to a goalpost. We agreed that today’s match surely couldn’t come close to that defeat; Sunderland were supposedly also a shambles – maybe even bigger than us – and today look to be carding a team half full of kids. And just look at the experienced names on our 2pm announced teamsheet. But such was the calamity surrounding both clubs if both teams could lose it they would.

We lined up:-

Tomori          Dawson  Hector          Aina

Meyler          Larsson
        Toral           Evandro


So that’s Campbell in for Dicko and Evandro – making his first start for nine months – in for Irvine.

But. Still. Only. One. Up. Front.

Sunderland started with a team including four Academy graduates and only five league goals between them. You know what’s coming.

Unsurprisingly the Stadium of Light was sparsely populated at kick-off, in a situation mirroring our own.

However a very healthy 1,000 Tigers had made the trip further north, impressive given the both the league circumstances and wintry weather.

The scene was set early as the movement of Sunderland’s two kids up front (Asoro and Joel Maja having a combined eight league appearances between them) had Hector and Dawson all over the shop. Meanwhile at the other end 80 year old John O’Shea was blootering everything that entered his postcode into Row Z.

My notes record that the first 19 minutes was utter dross from The Tigers. In fact, as I was writing it Sunlan duly scored, 19:04 minutes, #TypicalCity.

Honeyman broke down the right to feed Sweden U21 international Asoro whose shot from 10 yards drilled into the bottom far corner past McGregor. If I can read my writing it says “Goal. Dawson, for f**k’s sake”.

Their kids understandably gained immense confidence from the lead. After all, like us, it’s not something they do that often. That first half an hour from City was probably the worst I’ve seen for a fair while, given the team’s experience and position we’re in. Sunderland are winning tackles, they’re winning all the second balls. The Wearsiders are up for this in exactly the way we’re not.

It’s been noted several times recently that Hull City have this curious tactic of hoofing the ball long and high up front towards a single forward, with inevitable failure if you’ve only Campbell or Dicko up there. It’s just not their game. City looked a far better team when working the ball on the deck – we have the quality of players that can do this – but it’s a measure of the lack of our confidence that we go long ball far too often.

As if to prove my point on the half hour Dawson pumps a long high free kick into the Sunderland area, whilst Hector stays back. It makes absolutely no sense to have free kicks into the opposing penalty areas without your two tall centre halves there. But this is Hull City 2018 – we’re a basket case club and nothing is making any sort of sense.

On 34 minutes and 50 seconds I write that Hector successfully passed to a player of his own side. It might have been his first of the game.

As a flock of seagulls circled menacingly above McGregor’s goal, we were all wishing for a leader figure. The sad sight of Dawson and Meyler’s careers petering out in front of us isn’t pretty. Ethan Robson dispossesses a dilly-dallying Meyler for the fourth time. Toral bottles a couple of challenges. Aina passes straight to an opponent when under no pressure. Larsson is putting in a decent shift against his old club – of course – but he was really the only one emerging from that first half with any sort of credit.

On the stroke of half-time a long boot forward from McGregor takes one bounce and as Campbell jumps for the ball with the keeper he appears to be slightly held back. It would have been a very generous penalty, but the first half was that bad it was the only positive note I could scribble.

Surely Adkins will give his team a mighty boot up the arse in the interval and we’d go 442 at the restart? But no. He obviously didn’t and he definitely doesn’t.

But the second half didn’t actually plumb the depths of the first, and at least City learned some lessons – keeping the ball down more to their strengths, but it was still well below acceptable for players of their experience and how good some of them think they are.

As we looked around the pitch this team of City players should be doing so much better than the sum of their parts. Aina, for instance, is an interesting case study. He has bags of ability when haring forward down the wing, but once he reaches the final third his sack immediate fills with brown stinky stuff.

Absolutely no end product from someone who fancies himself as a more attacking player. Toral – who I’ve previously called out – had another anonymous game, and should be kept a mile away from any relegation threatened team. No bottle for the fight.

The home side could have gone two-up when Honeyman easily shrugged off Larsson deep inside our box to get on the end of Bryan Oviedo’s pass, but his shot from a ridiculously tight angle rolled along the goal-line.

On the hour Campbell wins a free kick 25 yards out, and the players spend an anxious few seconds looking over to Adkins for advice. What? Why? Eventually Larsson slides it wide of the post. Five minutes later Dawson looks to be screaming something across to the bench from 40 yards away. We look a disorganised shambles. No leader out there.

But – lo – a chance! On 67 minutes a corner is cleared to Evandro whose fine strike from 25 yards is deflected for a corner. A fantastic hit which deserved more than another weak corner.

Irvine enters the pitch for the criminally ineffective Toral. This substitution sparks City a little as twice within three minutes our scampering Aussie races into the left side of the box before drilling into the arms of the keeper. But the pace of our play was certainly better. Meyler even thuds into a crunching – but fair – tackle which holds up play for several minutes whilst Sunderland limbs are counted.

A Sunlan kid’s pace and trickiness embarrasses Dawson on the edge of our area; a clear free kick and yellow card as he’s desperately brought down.

Fifteen minutes to go and City have at last realised the magnitude of potential defeat. Aina breaks clear down the left wing then…..well, you know the rest.

Will Keane then comes on for Campbell and the fans’ dream of two up front is once again dashed.

Dawson is again embarrassed by a debutant teenager, and clearly brings him down right in front of the City support. It’s a penalty all day long, and most likely a red card. But inexplicably the ref books the Black Catter for diving. We laugh! Dawson escapes the scene of the crime whilst berated by much angry homester finger-jabbing.

With five to go, Aina races clear down the left wing….

Four minutes added time are played which include a goalmouth scramble, Hector’s shot being blocked, and Torami pulling off a fantastic tackle when Sunderland break two-on-two.

Cattermole clatters Larsson, settling an old training ground score no doubt, and our Swede finishes the game with worrying limp with all three subs already used.

The final action sees a Meyler thunderbastard being blocked by keeper Ruiter.

It finishes 1-0 to the home side and “you’re not fit to wear the shirt” rains down from the high away end.
Given the magnitude of our situation it’s once again an abysmal performance, and one which nails us on for relegation. I have little sympathy for Adkins – he was obviously hovering around like a smell in the final weeks of Slutsky’s tenure so he knows what a basketcase club we are – and he fully knew what he was taking on.

In his hilariously bizarre post-match presser with Radio Humberside our manager picked out the positives from the day. Yes, you’ve guessed it, it was the best warm-up he’s seen in his time in East Yorkshire. I’d hate to see what happens if we have a bad one. And he repeatedly pointed out that Will Keane getting game time is like a new signing. When pushed about possible transfer targets and available budget he very obviously steered the conversation back to getting players like Keane back from injury. In other words, he has nothing to spend. Ehab Allam, you couldn’t give a toss about this club.

That Doncaster match all those years ago was memorable for the number of records surrounding Donny of the Ken Richardson era. Here’s a few from today:

·       Sunderland were ahead here for longer than in their last 25 home league matches put together
·       This is first time Sunderland have been ahead at half-time in a home league game in 14 months….in fact since the last time they played Hull City at home.
·       Sunderland have won once at home all season before yesterday
·       No wins in seven for City, scored in only one of them. One win in 15.
·       Hull City have had three “six pointers” already in 2018 and taken only one point

If the Chairman will not sanction spend in this current transfer window – and hearing that Adkins has no plan to turn this around – this team are going down in bottom place. Let Division 3 be your legacy to the city of Kingston-upon-Hull, Assem Allam. I hope you’re proud.

Andy Medcalf (via Tiger Chat)


REPORT: City 0 Reading 0


January brings greyness. The sun is lost, forgotten behind a forbidding blanket of low damp cloud, the air chill, the rainspots intrusive. The fields and hedgerows want for colour, grey and brown, listless and sullen. The land is dead.

January deserved this match. This match deserved January.

It was probably the dullest game played at the Circle in the fifteen years since it opened.

It was possibly the dullest game played in Hull since our club emerged into the light over 110 years ago.

It would need to be ranked high on any Sunday supplement’s list of Dullest Events ever to take place in human history.

If you spent your afternoon not at the Circle but instead in a sealed room with only looped old episodes of Crossroads to watch on television and a stock of reading matter confined to back issues of The Dalesman, then you had a pretty similarly tedious afternoon to those of us who suffered, mostly in silence, through this completely dismal game of football.

So, your executive summary to this match report is – you must surely have something better to do than read about this tosh.


Well, if not, and if perhaps you derive enjoyment from leafing through the faux apolitical smug nostalgia and casual Tory shire bigotry of The Dalesman, then on we go, and I shall serve you up a few words of explanation and comment. But don’t blame me if it turns out that tips about dry stone walling would have been more entertaining.

We line up:

Tomori Dawson Hector Aina
Toral Larsson Irvine Bowen

A 4-1-4-1, roughly, and if, at three o’clock in a half empty stadium, you had predicted “Well! This leaves us with good protection provided by David Meyler for the back four, but little scope for a platform on which to build attacking creativity, so I expect Dicko will run around willingly but rarely touch the ball, and no way Jose are we going to score a goal in this game even if we played until midnight”, then you would have pretty much nailed it.

On 13 Toral plays a good ball to Bowen, who slips it back inside to Toral, who makes a complete mess of the chance. A lazy football scribbler would observe that this illuminates Jon Toral in an instant, a flash of promise and then disappointment. I content myself by observing that this illuminates Jon Toral in an instant, a flash of promise and then disappointment.

On 18 Aina plays a decent ball in from the right, Dicko puts the opportunity over the crossbar. But most of the time nothing is happening. Largely formless? Worse than that. Formless, full stop. No one would watch football if it was normally like this.

Reading are struck by two injuries mid way through the first half. Damage to Swift allows the entry of Sone Aluko, who is well received, and rightly so, and who goes on to produce a touching reminder of much of his time as a City player – good attitude, nice touch, rarely looks likely to upset a hulking and well-organised defence. A few minutes later Paul McShane – the wonderful Paul McShane, the mighty Paul McShane – goes down in pain and cannot continue. From what we know of McShane’s granite durability, it must be two broken legs and a rinse of dysentery, because pain is not a word that the man even recognises, but he limps sadly and slowly off the pitch, to tumultuous applause. Football needs men like Paul McShane, even if it often doesn’t deserve men like Paul McShane.

We score on 40, and exult briefly, but the goal is chalked off. It’s a slick move, Dicko feeding Bowen who advances into the box and shoots low across another welcome visitor, Vito Mannone. He spills the ball and Toral nips in to lash it into the back of the net. Referee Darren England immediately points towards the centre circle, but after being surrounded by Reading players and fiddling with his earpiece, he changes his mind and gives a foul instead. Presumably the conclusion was that Mannone had sufficient purchase on the ball when Toral kicked though it. I think Reading got lucky on that call.

Three added minutes. They add nothing to the entertainment.

The second half opens, and shapes up as even worse than the first. Nothing is happening. Formless joyless football. Thoughts wander. I have spent all this season so far hoping patiently that one of our opponents would sign Yank centre back Jonathan Spector to play against us, so I could channel my inner Mark E Smith and describe Spector Vs Hector. But reluctantly I now concede it is not going to happen. Drudge nation.

On 58 Dicko does well down the middle and transfers the ball out to the right, from where Toral floats in an enticing cross which just eludes Dicko but runs through to Bowen unmarked at the back post. He has time for a touch but this allows Mannone to charge off his line and effect a decisive block. There’s room for arguing Bowen was a bit dithery here, there’s room too to praise Mannone’s speed of thought and of action. The game plods on. We have slightly more of the play, but never dominate. On 62, a free header at the back post from a corner for Liam Moore, McGregor manages to save it with his toe.

Campbell replaces Dicko, so it’s still just one man upfront, a sure sign that we are not going to take risks in search of victory. And then Irvine, who’s been hobbling for a while, comes off in favour of Evandro.

On 66 Aina drives powerfully down the left, but crosses straight to the goalkeeper. Aina played well enough yesterday, and in fact was anointed Man of the Match (an award would more fittingly have been made to no-one). He is the only one of the three Chelsea lads who seems to have improved as the season has progressed.

Meyler off now, and one comes Markus ‘Hammer of Thor’ Henriksen. Larsson slips back into the holding midfield role previously occupied by Meyler.

On 71 Bowen wins a free kick on the edge of the box, but Larsson strikes it wide. On 78 Bowen crosses, Toral heads, Mannone saves, linesman offsides. Poverty of football. This is desperately pale stuff. The clock ticks down with the minimum of interruption from on-field activity. On 89 one of theirs tries a shot which is deflected past the post and then, after three more added minutes, it finishes and we can go home.

We are in trouble. I am not telling you anything you don’t know. We have won one out of our last 14 League games, of course we are in trouble. The squad is thin. The defence, though clearly better organised since the arrival of Mr Adkins, is still far from commanding. The midfield has its moments, but is ultimately too lightweight. We are horribly short upfront. Add in too an atmosphere of sullen resignation among the fans who are even troubling to turn up, and apathy is expanding. The return of players from injury should help with some of these problems, with Hernàndez surely the most important figure as a genuine goalscorer, and maybe the manager will be granted some cash in the transfer window, though it might need the sale of Grosicki to ensure that. What we really lack are leaders. There’s an international break in late March and when we return from that, with a home game against Aston Villa on Good Friday, there are just eight games left to play, some of them against seriously strong opponents. Do you see Kevin Stewart, Markus ‘Vengeance of Wodin’ Henriksen, Seb Larsson and a bunch of kids getting down and getting dirty and saving City in those circumstances? I know I don’t. If we enter that final run-in with the table looking as it does now, and the Hull City squad looking more-or-less as it does now, then it’ll take more than a feature on “Emmerdale star Frazer Hines takes us on a tour of his favourite Dales village greens” to save us.

Stephen Weatherill (via Tiger Chat)


REPORT: Blackburn 0 City 1


Apparently the gate yesterday was 6,777. The presence of a feisty 858 City fans notwithstanding, the expansive tracts of empty blue seating at Ewood Park suggest that the doctrine of Allamonomics is alive and kicking not just in Hull. But whatever the accuracy of the crowd reporting, the paucity of spectators does make you think back to how things would have been in previous years, when the phrase “the magic of the FA Cup” struck a genuine chord in the hearts of all proper football supporters. In 1966, my first year of Tigerwatching, a City 3rd Round Cup tie at Ewood would probably have attracted a crowd north of 25,000, with very probably 3,000 or so Tigerfolk having crossed the Pennines in a fleet of charabancs and a couple of special trains. Even until the early 90s this would have been a big game, a special occasion. Third round day (although it’s actually four days now) was one of the most exciting and eagerly- anticipated days in the football calendar, and for those of us who remember that excitement and anticipation it is genuinely saddening to see the knock-out format subordinated the way it has been to the league format by managers, supporters and football powers-that-be.

This could all be reversed at a stroke by the FA ruling that one of the Champions’ League places should go to the FA Cup winners (or better still informing UEFA that henceforth only two candidates will be entered for that competition, namely the winners of the Premier League and the FA Cup, as the only clubs that could properly be regarded as “champions”), but we have to be realistic enough to accept that that would never be accepted by the rapacious and influential owners of the clubs at risk of missing out on the European place to which they believe themselves entitled at the hands of some less well-resourced outfit.

To be honest, however, only those watching the game through the most amber-and-black tinted of glasses would venture that the football was worthy of a packed-out Ewood Park or indeed provided the kind of heart-stopping drama or absorbing contest that makes old farts such as myself such staunch supporters of the FA Cup. Au contraire, whilst it cannot be denied that the last twenty-odd minutes were something of a nail-biter, the football as a whole was what the great Doug Baillie (who incidentally hails from the same Scottish village as the even greater Jock Davidson) would have described in the Sunday Post as a “gey dreich affair”.

But does anyone care about that? Hell, it was a win. Away. In the Cup. With a clean sheet duly kept. In a game which, although against a team from the division below, we were probably (forgot to check the odds) not favourites to win, hence a bullet dodged, potential banana skin safely side-stepped. Which will do no harm for confidence or morale if nothing for our League plight. And in which there were the first tentative signs that the debilitating injury crisis which has dogged us all season might just be starting to ease.

So, all in all, a decidedly satisfactory afternoon from where I’m sitting. And one for which, my travelling companion and I agreed as we emerged from the stand into the bitterly cold Blackburn night air at the end, we would gladly have snatched off the hand of the offeror two hours previously.

Credit to Adkins for fielding a relatively strong side. If we are to build the cohesion, spirit and (dare I say it) fitness to see us safely through what promises to be a very challenging second half or so of the League season, this lot need to be playing together as much as they reasonably can. The temptation to field an inexperienced side must have been significant but the manager made the right choice whereas the under-fire Mr Bruce, to pick a name not at random, did not yesterday (who’d have thunk it, eh?) and came very badly unstuck.

So we lined up as follows:-


Aina                 Hector                Tomori            Clark

Toral       Stewart      Evandro       Henriksen        Bowen


In the first half City defended the end populated by the raucous Tigerfolk, producing the only noise emanating from the stands. The game started in familiarly formless fashion, the monotony of it broken after 11 minutes when a ball from their left is deflected across the City box and the number 16, Caddis, decides to thwack the leather first time from the corner of penalty area. Marshall is nowhere near it and we’re all mightily relieved to see it thud off the crossbar. A let off for sure, but it does seem to jolt City into action somewhat and we start to thread together some decent passages of play and even to cause the home defence a few headaches, with Dio having an effort blocked on 26 and Bowen (who still seems to be getting himself back up to speed) shooting wide a minute later. Then on the half hour mark Stewart ought to do better when finding himself in space following a free kick but fails to connect properly.

Not much more to report on the rest of the first half, the highlight being a lusty chorus of “Your support is worse than ours” from the City fans until we win a free two minutes before the break and this is headed across the face of the goal (not sure by whom) with nobody in amber and black able to supply the finishing touch. About this time, Corry Evans, who seems to have taken a knock, is subbed and receives a generous ovation from the City support.

And that’s about as much as can safely be said about the first period. A bit like the famous Sunderland game in 1974 (the John Hawley goal one), when YTV showed no first-half highlights at all apart from a clip of potential penalty shout when Chris Galvin was felled.

At half time there’s a bit of discussion about how the predictable rituals of the transfer window are there again, in the guise of a statement in the HDM during the week about City hoping to get their business done early followed by rumours of City having entered into a NDA with a potential suitor. We get this every transfer window. Do the people who write this, and more particularly those who put this stuff out on behalf of the Allams, really believe that City supporters are that gullible and stupid? Or maybe some of them are: the number of people on Twitter solemnly pronouncing of late that “it’s now time for the Allams to be thinking about selling” as if they’ve had some kind of miraculous Eureka moment just makes you want to bury your head in your hands, doesn’t it?

Anyway, the abiding impression from the first half, that City appear to have more quality but compromised by a big question mark over whether they can do anything with it, seems very much to be applicable to the second period too, as our heroes advance towards the City support in gentle waves reminiscent of a benign incoming sea tide lapping the shore on a calm day. After almost ten minutes of this, however, we finally cause some genuine panic in the Blackburn box, although the threat is eventually nullified more by an inability on our part to weight the final pass correctly or summon the confidence to have a dig than by the Rovers defence actually appearing to have got some sort of grip on the situation.

But when someone finally decides to direct the leather in the direction of the net, guess what? On 57 Toral whips in a corner from the right and Aina, who seemed to have been floored during the pushing and shoving that preceded the corner, rises to nod the beautifully-weighted leather just inside the diving Leutwiler’s right-hand post. A goal so clinically executed that you could be fooled into thinking that we did this sort of thing all the time.

We continue to press, and two minute after the goal Bowen rises at the far post to head another Toral corner. Leutwiler clearly gets a hand to it before it strikes the side netting but referee Langford awards a goal kick.

But from that point onwards the whole complexion of the game changes, as starkly as if someone has flicked a switch. Whether it’s down to panic, complacency or the increasingly-palpable lack of fitness goodness knows, but, relative to what has gone before, we go rather to pieces. This first manifests itself most worryingly on 63 minutes when some appalling sloppy defending allows Conway acres of space only for him to fire straight at Marshall. A let-off. Six minutes later and an equally poor defensive effort sees Danny Graham given far too much space, but he spoons wastefully over.

But hang on. The opposition hitting the bar. Danny Graham missing for them when it looked easier to score. Didn’t both those things happen in the Southend Cup-tie in 2014? If you believe in omens and can remember how we fared in the Cup that year, best get your money on us (and your hotel booked) pronto.

We get a bit of respite on 78, when Bowen flashes one just wide, but it’s a rare breather: we’re really under the cosh now, not helped by some cynical stuff from the home side which seems perpetually to fool the referee, although personally I have always been suspicious of referees in games against outfits below us in the pecking order ever since the infamous Hednesford game.

83. They get a corner. Two of our defenders get in each other’s way trying to clear it. They must score, but Mulgrew (I think)  fires over the bar.

With five minutes left we attack again and a neat move is finished off by Toral blasting home powerfully from about 18 yards. The linesman’s flag is however raised for offside, although that’s probably just as well to be honest, given our recent track record at hanging onto two-goal leads.

Mercifully, we are then spared any more goalmouth scares in the 90 minutes, and then receive an unexpected stroke of luck when a mere three minutes’ stoppage time are added, despite six substitutions and a goal in the second half.  There’s still time though for one final piece of foolery which would have been quite amusing had the potential consequences not been so serious, when a free kick is floated into the City box. The leather bounces and its course is only halted when it makes gentle contact with Marshall’s nads, with the City netminder so apparently mesmerised by the approaching sphere as to render him incapable of actually remembering to put his hands round it.

Soon afterwards the ref brings an end to the proceedings and we are in the hat for the next round.  Which made it an enjoyable journey home, even if most of it for me was spent in the company of two very drunk and loud Chesterfield fans who had been to see their team lose 4-0 at Accrington. For are there really many finer things in life than spending the weekend speculating about who you’re going to get in the next round?

Millwall at home it is, then.

Ian Thomson (via Tiger Chat)