Mike Phelan has this evening been sacked by City.
The club are bottom of the Premier League following a summer of diligent, methodical sabotage by the Allam family, and Phelan – who has indeed erred on occasion but also got a ridiculously slender squad of middling Championship ability to be vaguely competitive and even sporadically entertaining, is that appalling family’s preferred scapegoat.
What a sordid, squalid, wretched shambles our club has become.
Thanks for giving it a go, Mike.
Fuck you Assem and Ehab.