January 30, 2008

MATCH REPORT – City 1 Coventry 0


The Championship – Tuesday 29th January 2008

 

Given that there was much of the unspeakable on show at the KC as City finally returned to playing football matches, the way the Tigers won it was anything but.


Caleb Folan. Cost us a million plus and has so far been effective without devastating, with question marks over two things – his first touch, and his finishing.


In the coaching manual, it should really say that a striker with limited finishing ability and a suspect first touch isn’t that much of a striker.

But a new Caleb emerged, butterfly-like, from the cocoon of the substitutes bench at the KC, ready to avoid the nets and chloroform of Coventry’s lepidopterists and score a graceful and distinctly un-Folan like winning goal.

The fading batteries on the PA mic were being rolled around for one final announcement – that of three minutes’ injury time – when Wayne Brown decided to pump a long ball Folanwards, right down the middle.

A defender in sky blue – nice and traditional Coventry’s colours have always been, I’ve always nonetheless thought “sky blue” to be manifestly effeminate an expression – was the favourite to win it; however, his stretched toes could only divert the ball into Folan’s lap as he rushed through.

This is the point where he miscontrols and is forced wide, or brings the ball down and swipes dead air or – if you take Stoke as an example – runs to the corner flag hoping misguidedly to protect a point.

The script had been shredded. Try this for size…

Folan controlled the ball on his upper thigh and in one thoughtful movement, clipped a delicious lob over Konstantaopoulos – yes, that ex Hartlepool keeper who you hope has a quiet match in order to avoid RSI – and into the net via a hint of the far post.

Bedlam. Folan ran to the corner flag, doing that ‘A’ thing with his fingers for Fitz Hall’s charity, and the rest followed. Iain Dowie turned to the West Stand as if to plead with them not to be so beastly towards him in their joy.

And it was joy, lots of it, in what had been entirely a joyless occasion to that point. City and Coventry never carve out Championship classics at the KC – witness Cov’s last ditch win here last season, one of numerous nadirs Phil Parkinson quietly put into the waste paper basket when being interviewed for Charlton and Huddersfield – but last night’s match upped the threshold of horrid spectacles. More horrid than Loyd Grossman’s.

City carded Myhill. Ricketts, Dawson, Turner, Brown, Walton, Marney, Hughes, Garcia, Windass, Campbell. On later were Barmby, Folan and Pedersen, staying off were Doyle and France. More on this unconventional team selection later.

Bryan Hughes nearly scored from a flowing, zig-zag run on three minutes but put his shot too close to that goalkeeper.

Erm…

Well, as it was a negative match, we may as well focus a little on negatives. Firstly, and many will feel sharp pains in the spleen as they read this, but City looked lost without the unwell Ian Ashbee on the field.

Illness is something you can’t negotiate for, and the skipper’s presence as a leader and motivator – and, after recent displays (not that 17 days without football makes the games prior to that particularly recent), his work on the ball is even a little missed. Especially when Dean Marney is playing like he’s forgotten he is a footballer.

Marney’s frustrating, 2006-esque performance was all the more alarming because of the newly-arrived, ankle-socked Simon Walton on loan, who looked unfamiliar and unfit. he can be forgiven the first, but with David Livermore available and good, it seemed an odd decision, especially in the captain’s absnece, to throw the new boy straight in. He did ok. He’ll do better.

Dean Windass was quiet, Fraizer Campbell a little livelier. He could have helped Cov into a ten man game in the first half when he was hauled down just inside their half, but despite the presence of no discernible last man, the ref saw it fit, probably correctly, to give a mere yellow. And to those who say Coventry’s defenders are no match for pace of our beloved Manchester United rental striker, you may be right. But refs aren’t required to learn each protagonist’s best time for 100m as part of his pre-match prep.

Erm…

Cov were lifeless and lacking in any real endeavour beyond the honesty which pro footballers are obliged to churn out for fear of Trades Descriptions issues. I scorned their lack of travelling support prior to the game; then nodded my head in understanding of their paucity once the game was underway. I’d be tempted to stay at home in front of Sunderland v Birmingham on the box if my 304-mile round journey was to watch guff like that.

They do, however, have Adebola. He is somehow blessed with little ability and yet amazing effectiveness, the like of which Kevin Kyle and other lummox-type strikers can only dream of. I like Adebola, and he scares me when he plays against us. Always. Such was the dearth of craft in Coventry’s deeper ranges though, that the big, admirable fellow only got once chance which he headed over after Myhill had beaten out Mifsud’s long range swish.

City’s defence was a little bored but remained efficient – Andy Dawson played very well, actually – and the midfield was better in the wider positions while not making inroads centrally, due to Walton’s stranger status and Marney’s less forgivable lethargy. I blame that warm-weather training, me.

Brown brought on Barmby, who was dreadful, and then Folan, whose contribution could not be described similarly. Good to see Pedersen back in the fray too, and with Hughes on song and desperate to prove he can do it in the centre, plus Marney’s inexplicable loss of form, expect a sly switch of positions on Saturday at Plymouth where Marney will fall victim and Hughes and Pedersen will benefit.

This is all housekeeping, really.The pitch saw little except midfield scrapping, long balls going nowhere and Myhill occasionally rooted to the spot when his own defenders were in possession. The main source of entertainment came from the high-pitched caterwauling issued by tedium-riddled East Stand people at Jay Tabb, mimicking a eunuch-like yell he let out when clattered in the first half. The tackle may have been unfair and he may have suffered real pain, but there is no excuse to sound like that. Unless he actually is a eunuch.

So, a late goal, and a late win. City are 11th but three points off the play-offs with a game in hand. And, frankly, as the next games are Plymouth, Blackpool, Colchester and (possibly) Colchester again, I want 15 points from 15 by the time we go to the Hawthorns for a barbecue and a controversial but heroic defeat, please. (AD)


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January 17, 2008

Fans Liaison Committee – January 2008


The Fans Liaison Committee convened on Wednesday 16th January, ending the disturbingly Masonic sounding practice of meeting on the third Thursday of each month. Chairman Paul Duffen was in attendance, the first time since October, the last two gatherings were catering and stadium operations themed so he made way for specialists in those fields, but tonight saw a return to the open discussion format with City’s head honcho. The following topics were raised/fat chewed…

Board of directors
Little is known about the boardroom structure of the club, and it was asked who does what. Duffman explained that he along with James Craddock and Andy Dawson are executive directors , Russell Bartlett and Martin Walker and non executive directors, simply because they have other businesses to run on a day to day basis. The chairman failed to elaborate just how much say the non executive directors have in the running of the club, or what their financial stake in the club is.

Visual presence
After the topic was raised at previous FLC meetings, the club are looking to increase the clubs visual presence throughout the city and local suburbs. As an update the chairman said the club are in discussions with their brewery (Coors) to have some branding put into their 85 licensed premises, beer mats with City fixtures on, that kind of thing. Advertising on buses was discussed but the marketing department don’t feel this is cost-effective.

Hull City also want to increase the amount of club branding in the stadium to make it look “less civic”, this will include a redecoration of the Circle restaurant and having club logos on the kiosks that are removable for when the stadium is used for rugby.

Article duplication
There was a complaint that articles in the matchday programme are often recycled City magazine pieces, in particular player interviews which are sometimes duplicated word for word. This complaint was noted.

Kit design
It was asked if the supporters could have greater input as regards the design of new kits. This has happened in previous years when fans were shown 4 designs in the programme that supporters could then vote for, the rather lovely 1999/2000 kit (striped Avec shirt with red IBC sponsor logo) was chosen in this manner, though that excellent choice was countered the following year when the kit supposedly chosen was dishrag yellow and had white underarms (if you voted for that monstrosity, you are deserving of a kick in the cock). The chairman said the club are happy to have collaborative input from fans in principal, but this isn’t always practical given the timescales involved, not to mention that the kit manufacturer themselves have a big say on the matter. The current supplier, Umbro, generally have kit templates that are then tweaked to suit the club they are for, if you compare the current City shirts with Everton’s for example, the design is identical, only the colours, club crests and sponsors logos differ. In that regard, there isn’t that much room for fan opinion, so no matter how much Hull City Online users want it, there won’t be purple hearts and yellow moons on the shoulders of future kits.

Surely though the fans could have some input on whether we have a plain amber or black and amber striped shirt? Paul Duffen noted that when we have a striped shirt, plain shirt enthusiasts grumble, and when we have plain shirts, those who favour stripes raise their voice in protest. “Whenever the club has polled fans on the plain or stripes preference, the vote is roughly 60-40 in favour of what we haven’t got at the time” mused Duffman. It is likely then that the club will alternate between stripes and plain shirts with each redesign, “so we’ll be in striped shirts next season then” said one FLC sleuth. Apparently so.

TT TV’s
All Tiger Travel coaches should be equipped with a TV set and a toilet. There was no TV on the coach to Southampton apparently. I presume there was a toilet onboard, though that may not have stopped some Tiger Travellers having pee-stained pants.

FA Cup
Some feel that we don’t take the FA Cup seriously and field ‘weakened’ sides (i.e.. we start Sam Collins) and wondered what the chairman’s take on this was. Duffman acknowledges that a few team changes were made for the 3rd Round trip to Plymouth but feels that those changes should be viewed in context, the cup tie was our fifth game in fifteen days and some players needed a rest. Phil Brown felt the side chosen was strong enough to progress, and despite a horrid start to the game City did play competitively, “we won the second half 2-1″ said the chairman quasi-apologetically. From his point of view, as the man in charge of the purse strings, the revenue generated from a cup run is much desired, but the club also need to think about the players and it is “important to rest weary players”.

Hot drink temperature/Cardboard sleeves
You’d be amazed at how much time football fans and club officials can spend discussing little bits of cardboard, not my idea of fun like, but nonetheless… At the Charlton game a coffee was bought for a young girl sat in the West Stand, the unsheathed plastic cup was too hot to hold she dropped it, spilling boiling liquid on her thighs. Not good.

There was an investigation into this and it turns out that the hot water dispenser at the kiosk where the coffee was purchased was set at the wrong temperature and water from it was far too hot. This was changed and all other dispensers checked. Also, the club started giving away cardboard sleeves with hot drinks so that holding plastic cups full of heated liquid is more bearable. The West Stand FLC rep says that the girl’s family are upset that they have had no correspondence from the club, a bit churlish perhaps since the club have taken action. Maybe they want Paul Duffen to personally crochet one of these… http://www.magknits.com/warm04/patterns/java.htm

While on the subject of hot drinks, someone suggested having hawkers with hot drink filled backpacks. These already exist (apparently), and that nobody knows about them tells the chairman that they’re useless, so they may be dispensed with.

Sports Bar
Previously people not drinking firewater could not obtain a hot drink in the Sports Bar, now they can. Betting slips are readily available in the Sports Bar now but many people can’t find them, could the bookies have a branded board somewhere in the room so you can clearly see where the slips and pens are located. The match highlights shown on the main stadium screen, could they be shown on the Sports Bar tellies? maybe, the FLO will look into it.

Beer Prices This won’t be popular but the price of ale will be going up as from the Blackpool home game (9th February). From then a pint will set you back £2.80. The club’s brewery pushed for these price increases at the start of the season but the club resisted and has even subsidised the cost of lager since then, but this can’t go on so you’ll be paying 10p more if you fancy a pint.

The club plan to order plastic glasses with the club crest on, that will look ace and err, not unlike Amber Nectar’s pint glass logo. No greater flattery than plagiarism eh?

The previously suggested idea of pre-ordering beer and receiving a voucher redeemable at the beer kiosks has been rejected as unworkable. The club are open to suggestions of how to fast track the purchase of ale on the overcrowded concourses but feel this is administratively difficult. One bloke wouldn’t take no for an answer and went on and fucking on about this, saying such a scheme worked at the theatre, aye, the East Stand concourse and the bar at Hull Truck are uncannily similar. Groan.

Ticket Price Offers
Where the recent ticket price initiatives such as the ‘Buy two, get one free’ and ‘Six pack’ drives well subscribed to asked one Tiger National? The take up was in the hundreds and not thousands but nonetheless the club view the drives as successes. Someone noted that if child tickets were bought as part of the six tickets for the price of five offer and the West Brom game was one of the six games chosen, then the Kids For A Quid scheme for the West Brom game would have meant paying more for a WBA game ticket as part of the six-for-five offer than if you’d paid on the day for the Baggies game. The club had identified this pricing contradiction and refunds were offered to those who had the West Brom game as part of the Six Pack. Clear on that? Nah, me neither. 2,600 young ‘uns took advantage of the Kids For A Quid offer.

CRM system
The club have a meeting scheduled for 20th February to discuss the implementation of the Customer Relationship Management software, which will assist the club when it comes to discerning who is most deserving of cup or away tickets when there is a high demand. The system is due to go live in March and will allow the club to build up a profile of each supporter and grade them based on ticket and merchandise purchases, this information will be used when issues of ticket priority arise.

Big screen
The evenings most ludicrous question came from some Hull City Online meff (as usual). “Why does the big screen show the game being played?” Duffman was flummoxed by this question, and no wonder, what do they want it to show? Ready, Steady, Cook? Al-Jazeera news? Idiots.

As the screen’s operators get further through the instruction manual they’ll be looking to add new features and make incremental improvements, more replays are planned for a start. Someone asked for the score and clock to be made bigger so it’s more easily readable from the South Stand, this will be done.

Londesbrough Street Walkway
The footbridge is covered in tods. Dogtods, hosstods, walrustods, it’s a veritable festival of faeces and no laughing matter for people who value their trainers. You know what the club’s response is already, that tract of land is the Council’s responsibility and this will be added to the list of things the club have asked the borough to sort with little expectation of it actually happening.

Miscellaneous
The search for the Golden Fleece…sorry…the old Hull City railway plaque is still to bear fruit.

The stadium Founder Members plaque that was in the West Stand reception area has been relocated, but fret not, it still exists.

The club is pricing up child sized urinals and hopes to have them in place by the season’s end.

Can we play a pre-season game abroad? In Antwerp maybe! Duffman will consider it but the manager’s consent is needed.

Some TV’s have been moved to the East Stand concourse, the club removed a fair few to discourage people standing about where folks are queuing for beer, the bookies or a slash, but they was a little too zealous and some have been put back in.

Though it was brought up at the catering meeting, the point that there is never enough balti pies was raised yet again.

Some new lights have been installed outside the ground in the south/east corner, and the club continue to harangue the Council over the need for better lighting near the Anlaby Road flyover. The club have written to some people who park in the stadium perimeter bays and attempt to drive through crowds of people just after full time. A condition of holding a perimeter parking permit is that they wait until 15 minutes after the game has finished to let the crowd dissipate somewhat. Stewards will take the license plate numbers of those breaching these terms and if they persist after being warned, the parking permit will be revoked.

The Football League have recognised and praised the club’s work to build and maintain a good relationship with the supporters.

The man of the match text votes count for just the match voted on and are not tallied up for any end of season award, but the club would consider it if there is a groundswell of support for it.

 

Les Motherby

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January 8, 2008

Hero – Peter Taylor


I love divisive individuals. They enhance the debate, and an amalgam of compliments and insults, congratulations and denouncements, make for fascinating reading, with nobody ever able to say fully that they are right. Except for me, right here, right now – as while somebody out there could write 15 paragraphs right now on why Peter Taylor is a villain (try tepid football, Junior Lewis and leaving the club behind when he did, for starters) they would be categorically wrong to do so.

Peter Taylor is a proper hero and anyone who holds contrary views was ruined as a child. And possibly dropped on their heads as part of the ruination.

The background then… Taylor was a terrific player. He was a burly, hip-swivelling left-footed right-winger (the explanation for Kevin Ellison at Luton suddenly becomes clear as day) who shot to national fame when he scored two stunning goals for Third Division sash-wearers Crystal Palace at Chelsea in an FA Cup fifth round tie in 1976, earning him an England call-up (only Steve Bull has since matched that particular achievement) which prompted bigger-name players to ask who he was during training. Palace made the semi-finals that season and Taylor’s increased standing got him a move to Tottenham a year later. After his playing days, er, petered out, he went into coaching through the then-traditional method of starting at some non-league jokers (Dartford, in his case) and working his way up.

By the time he arrived at Hull City in 2002, he had acquired a terrific coaching reputation and a momentarily chequered but largely efficient managerial CV. A weirdly unsuccessful spell at Leicester in the Premiership had sullied his references, but he’d just done a devastatingly effective job at Brighton, taking them up as champions of the third tier in his only season, and had previously managed a similar masterly task at Gillingham.

He also had a nation’s sympathy and goodwill, having been maliciously fired by Howard Wilkinson as England under 21 coach (because he was associated with the ‘disgraced’ Glenn Hoddle) despite a 100 per cent record in qualifying matches, only for him to be then handed the caretaker’s job for the full squad prior to Sven Goran Eriksson’s arrival. It was he, of course, who gave David Beckham the England captaincy. So, despite paying £5million for Ade Akinbiyi and losing an FA Cup quarter final to a FNLS team that bought its winning goalscorer off the internet, clearly City had landed a chap who was nationally lauded and had the notices to back it up.

And the Tigers needed one. Jan Molby’s three months in charge had been a case study in underachievement. Molby’s complaints and excuses didn’t become him, and Adam Pearson quickly acknowledged he’d erred in appointing the salad-dodging Dane. Yet one thing Molby did leave behind was a team – a team yet to gel, but a team nonetheless. Three of his summer signings would go on to become indelibly linked with Taylor’s reign at Boothferry Park and the KC, and predominantly for positive reasons.

Much of Taylor’s attainments over the next four years emerged from his own bloody-mindedness. An immediate example of this would be Damien Delaney, a rosy-cheeked Irish defender whom he collared from his old club Leicester for £50,000, and who initially would look out of place wherever he played. Taylor threw him into the left back position which with its initial lack of wisdom did at least rid the side of the wholly ineffective Shaun Smith.

Sadly, Delaney seemed rarely better and became something of a target of the South Stand. Taylor, for the first of many times, would ignore the faithful and be proved right as Delaney developed into a fine central defender who would spend five and a half gratifying years with the club. There seemed to be something poetic from Taylor’s point of view that his first acquisition would also secure an indelible entry in the club’s record books by scoring the last City goal at Boothferry Park, albeit entirely unintentionally.

Delaney issues aside, City began well under Taylor. Molby’s talented but unentwined team, which had won only twice, were victorious in four of his seven opening matches, drawing the other three. Boothferry Park’s farewell match also heralded the farewell of Taylor’s unbeaten record, but as City settled into the KC Stadium, things remained on course for sufficient recovery. Molby’s new boys – Stuart Green, Stuart Elliott, Ian Ashbee, Dean Keates – reacted well to their new manager, and gently City began to look like a side ready for an assault on the division in the second half of the season.

A bad January got worse; City lost poorly at Leyton Orient and Southend, drew with York at the KC and then were done by Lincoln at home too. During this time, Green undertook his bit of vintage toy/pram separation after being left out of the Lincoln match (he and the others had stunk at Southend), while Marc Joseph joined to cause havoc in his own defence. Green was packed off to Carlisle on loan and though he rehabilitated himself in the summer, Taylor’s unequivocal refusal to rule out Green’s return to City prompted derisory comments from the Tiger Nation over remaining loyal to players whose ability, bottle or attitude was in question. Taylor’s bloody-mindedness would, again, win the day.

Joseph’s arrival was uncontroversial to begin with. Fans’ favourite Justin Whittle, plus the impressive John Anderson, maintained their partnership, and so Taylor more frequently stuck Joseph in at right back (having told Mike Edwards, just back from a cruciate injury, that he was releasing him without watching him play). The issue of Joseph’s inclusion at a higher emotional cost would come later.

Although the departure of Edwards, to this day the last lad from the ranks to become a fully-fledged first team player, left a sour taste, Taylor also succeeded in clearing out genuine deadwood. Injury-ravaged horizontalist Richie Appleby and talented shirker (and utter waste of a shirt) Ryan Williams were escorted from the premises. In came new striker Ben Burgess, ugly and surly but in possession of a smart left-foot and a facility to score goals, while loan signings Jon Walters and Jon Otsemobor made tidy contributions to the season’s end, which proved to be mixed but clear in its potential. City managed numerous five-figure crowds at the Circle in the last five weeks, by which time a push to the play-offs had been largely ruled out. The football wasn’t always pretty, but for the first time since Brian Little’s play-off season, there was a groundswell of hope.

Yes, the football wasn’t always pretty. This is a stick with which Taylor’s plentiful detractors use to beat the man regularly. He bought and utilised good attacking players but was often seen as unduly negative, especially at home, and was rarely seen trying to win away matches with anything other than breakaway football. Yet sometimes, maybe even despite Taylor sometimes, City won away from home superbly, freely, flamboyantly. His brand of football was sometimes hard to call, and his regular refusal to express any regret over stifling or lukewarm tactics, irrespective of their effectiveness, put backs up.

This was also a contributory factor to a general media image Taylor procured – that of a moody, monotonous and soundbitten bore. He was probably none of these, and certainly those who ever had his company privately said he was a pleasant and sometimes amusing man and clearly a talented thinker on the game. He didn’t enjoy the media obligations which management brought; rarely did he give elongated post-match interviews or provide great insight, in spite of any respectful questions put his way. He liked getting players “in the building” and used north-south rivalries to try to inspire his players with accents of a higher geographical origin than his own. But the freer-thinking supporter tolerated Taylor’s blandness in voice; what mattered was his first full season in charge of the Tigers, which was ahead.

Numerous things went Taylor’s way in the Division Three (now League Two, keep up) promotion campaign. He purchased well in the summer; clinical Aussie striker Danny Allsopp formed a 33-goal partnership with Burgess; twinkle-toed winger Jason Price pleased the crowds with some scrumptious displays on the right flank; and left back Andy Dawson, deliciously snatched as he fell out of contract at Scunthorpe, became an effortless presence in defence. Other players hit big spells of form; Delaney had shifted into the centre of the back four and became almost superhuman (not to mention ever-present, a remarkable feat); Ashbee was a fantastic spoiling presence and a natural captain; Elliott cracked in a splendid 14 goals from the wing and Green, rejuvenated and repentant, returned from his Carlisle-based period of chokey to play an active and sometimes spellbinding role in the centre. And midway through the season, Taylor shelled out £50,000 on the oddly-named Villa reserve keeper Boaz Myhill, who quickly provided extra security behind a tightened back line and provided the final piece of a long-awaited jigsaw.

Taylor, however, didn’t help himself with a couple of decisions which fray his legacy to this day. His decision to sign Karl “Junior” Lewis, a trier of negligible skill who had followed Taylor round various clubs, was treated with a mixture of concern and humorous consternation. Lewis, however, sometimes redeemed himself with the odd vital goal and could, at least, tackle. He just couldn’t pass, trap or dribble.

While the decision to deploy Lewis was capable of emitting laughs as well as groans from the Tiger Nation, the regular re-assignment of Whittle to the reserves did not. Whittle, already relieved of the captaincy thanks to Ashbee’s arrival and his own lack of rubberstamped involvement, had now seen his place disappear in favour of Joseph, whose lack of positional sense and aggression, among other things, made the decision all the more galling for the large number of Whittle devotees in the seats.

Strike me dead if you desire, but Whittle was never quite as good as many made out. City have certainly had better defenders in the last generation, even though the context needs applying, and as such, Whittle was marvellous for the sort of scrap City required when he joined as the Conference loomed. There was no doubt, however, that he was the better option to partner the talented Delaney when held up alongside Joseph, and Taylor knew that the supporters were all behind Whittle. He dropped Whittle after a 2-2 home draw with Macclesfield, having used as many excuses involving Whittle as he could for City’s disappointments; then watched, undoubtedly in horror, as City succumbed 3-1 at promotion rivals Huddersfield, with Joseph making a mockery of the central defensive position in Whittle’s place. The City fans’ unabashed calling of Whittle’s name during the match just served to tighten Taylor’s resolve, and by the time the fans forum, broadcast on the radio, came round he had pinned down every answer to every question he doubtlessly expected from the Whittle camp. For his part, the former skipper kept a dignified silence and remains uncommitted on the subject to this day. He started just one more game for City and, unpalatable though it may be, City managed to clinch promotion without his help.

City were inconsistent at the end of a relief-filled campaign, with wonderful wins over Scunthorpe United, Leyton Orient and especially away at Swansea tempered by maddening defeats to Torquay, Mansfield (Mansfield, for God’s sake!) and Northampton. Doncaster Rovers – whose post-Christmas visit to the KC produced a 23,000 crowd, a tremendous away support and a flukey but symbolic hat-trick from Price – were the worthy (if rather too territorial) winners of the title, and City secured second place and a first promotion for 19 years with a famous win at Yeovil, with Ashbee rounding off a fine season of collected leadership with a ludicrously unAshbee-like winner.

Taylor’s shtick and standing was now familiar to the City supporters. We had a manager who was very hard to like. He wasn’t warm, he didn’t seem to identify with the area or lay down any roots. He had no real feeling in his post-match (or pre-match) musings, he was just doing a job and being paid for it. Yet it was also very hard not to respect him, not to wish him well, not to admire his ability. And his demeanour paid dividends for him – City’s promotion proved he made the right decisions when the Tiger Nation would have had it differently – he was right to bring back Green, to buy a seemingly ordinary Scunthorpe defender, to replace the reliable Paul Musselwhite in goal with an untried youngster with a daft name, and to utilise Junior Lewis and Marc Joseph. Maybe he was lucky in some respects. But when luck is on your side, you don’t bemoan it, as you’re quick to curse its absence when fortune goes against you. Peter Taylor had done what plebs like Hateley and Molby and triers like Joyce and Little had failed to do – get City out of the bottom division.

The detractors didn’t give up – okay, so he’d got us up, but with the money and players available, he should have got us up as champions, they say. It’s a point, certainly, and some of the aforementioned defeats at uninhabitable holes like Field Mill were galling and contributory. But Doncaster, painfully, deserve credit for a freakishly outstanding season during which we didn’t lose to them (though the televised goalless draw at Belle Vue was unarguably the least compelling match Sky has ever covered). Maybe the newcomers who didn’t ever entertain the idea of watching City at Boothferry Park but quite liked the KC when they went for a nosey were responsible for this blinkered viewpoint. Those who watched the team under Ternent, Dolan and Hateley would surely be more grateful for a promotion, irrespective of its nature. Frankly, anyone who did complain that Taylor hadn’t earned any plaudits because we only went up as runners-up and with a small silver plate should shut up.

So, along came League One (and it was League One by now), and again with Adam Pearson stumping up the readies for an immediate attack on a weak-looking division, Taylor stuck his fingers in his ears and made more crucial and controversial decisions on strengthening.

With Burgess suffering from a long-term injury, he signed goal-free strikers Aaron Wilbraham and Jon Walters and persevered with putting both Lewis and Joseph in his starting line-ups.

However, he also acquired Leon Cort, an imposing, balanced and remarkably fair-playing centre back from Southend on a free transfer – and then sent us all silly by adding Hull-born ex-England player Nick Barmby to the squad, fresh from his release by the declining Leeds. Much will always be speculated upon as to who really decided to bring Barmby in. Pearson, with one eye on the PR and another on the finances, was seemingly more enthusiastic about the securing of the Wolfreton High alumnus than Taylor himself, though enthusiasm was something Taylor rarely did about anyone or anything. And, frankly, once Barmby settled in and began to lord it over a division in which he could have played with tuxedo and cigar, the origin of the move was insignificant.

Cort and Barmby were immense signings, among Taylor’s best. For every missed chance from Walters (a shadow of the player who’d been in on loan two seasons before) or scuffed piece of confidence-free marksmanship from Wilbraham, there’d be a blessed bit of Barmby genius or, more stunningly, a goal from Elliott. And another. And another. City looked promotion candidates from the outset, and this heralded the most joyous season under Taylor, despite the odd regression into tedium beyond definition. Elliott became the most important player of the Taylor reign from this point, and perhaps the detractors could take some form of mediocre, ironic consolation from this, in that despite signing a lorryload of players, the best one to serve Taylor was one already in place before he arrived.

Sometimes, City were mesmeric. A fantastic 3-2 win at Peterborough, which included the first of a neat handful of crucial goals from the dangerous Cort, was a particularly memorable treat for the travelling support. City were also dogged, something Taylor could claim real pride from – the late 2-1 win at Barnsley thanks to a very late goal from the circular, pygmy-like, about-to-be-ditched-for-twatting-someone-in-the-stiffs Michael Keane was a typical example of this, and the nature of the display did not dampen the sheer joy of the win.

Through the latter part of 2004, City began a sequence of eight straight League wins which began with Elliott’s brace in a 2-0 success over Brentford and ended with a 3-1 win at Stockport and goals from Wilbraham, Price and Allsopp. Yet medicine inevitably followed the sugar, and the four match winless sequence – hindered by the madly prolific Elliott’s absence with a busted cheekbone – which followed almost certainly cost the Tigers the League One title, especially as it included a defeat to main rivals and eventual champions Luton. Taylor again fended off the brickbats about unmotivated players or uninspiring tactics and instead set about securing the player who would inspire a final push to promotion.

Elliott’s goalscoring from the wing had been a welcome antidote to the collective inability of the centre forwards to score – Allsopp was homesick and allowed to go after a humdrum season, while Walters and Wilbraham were unqualified calamity signings who scored three League goals between them. Barmby was very much the second-position striker who sometimes played wide, but nine goals from him eventually proved vital. Taylor’s supposedly uneven relationship with his superstar did not effect either the manager’s judgment in picking him, nor Barmby’s facility to deliver. It was still obvious, however, that one more forward was required – and here Taylor’s influence and reputation as a national coach of distinction as well as a club coach of efficiency was confirmed, as he gently persuaded Craig Fagan, a former Birmingham player, out of Colchester and up to Hull.

Fagan, despite a mild doubt about his temperament, was a roaringly instant success, scoring on his debut in a fabulous win at chasers Tranmere (which also brought a goal for Ellison, the more typical Taylor signing – the limited trier). Fagan’s arrival coincided with Elliott’s return and City embarked on a thrilling couple of months of matches – a 4-0 win at Bournemouth putting to bed last-ditch doubts and a thoroughly satisfying, dominant 2-0 win at Bradford (where the City fans were given one of the home stands – justice in evidence right there) turning the probable into the inevitable.

The fact that City didn’t win any of their last four matches and went up thanks to Tranmere losing a midweek game in hand was also, perhaps, typical of Taylor’s reign. Yes, two promotions, but the hardline anti-Taylor extremists would state that we didn’t go up with panache, with a fantastic destruction of some collective of lower league shiteaters. They can get lost.

Certainly, as the Championship loomed, the prospect of Peter Taylor leading Hull City into her first season of second-tier football since 1991 seemed a viable one. His brand of occasional negativity and baffling dullard’s football would perhaps be an astute way of making sure we kept our heads above the surface. After all, we were no longer going after promotion – this was now a season of survival. City were going to be beaten and seriously outplayed at times and reach troughs in performance not experienced since the months prior to Taylor’s arrival. A manager who knew the division (which Taylor did) and could handpick his tactics depending on availabilities and form (which Taylor could) was vital.

Again, supporters occasionally despaired of Taylor’s short-sightedness. The Championship holiday was over by Christmas, when even though some sound home performances had given City a base to secure their survival, occasional personnel issues gave City fans mild causes for concern. In a marked contrast to his two successors thus far (plus his transfer policy at his own next club), Taylor’s recruitment ideal consisted almost exclusively of gathering players from the lower divisions in the hope of nurturing them into Championship performers.

This was mainly a failure – Sam Collins and Danny Coles would be limited and error-ridden (not to mention injury-prone) centre backs (though to be fair to Coles, he barely played a game under Taylor); striker Billy Paynter was noticeably unable to raise his game. Signings from above, such as full back Mark Lynch and midfielders Keith Andrews and John Welsh were – in order – overused, misused and just not used. Ultimately it was old guard players – Barmby, Elliott, Delaney, Cort, Dawson, Myhill – who would prove most crucial in City’s eventual survival. Oh, and the one signing from below which did work – for Taylor at least.

Jon Parkin’s arrival in January was somewhat divisive; an arrival in Taylor’s own image, you might say. City fans with memories of the large striker’s comic displays at Macclesfield, to whom Taylor paid £150,000, were apoplectic. But Parkin became City’s saviour, defying and demolishing supposedly capable defenders, scoring fine goals against Crystal Palace, Stoke (in a stunning 3-0 away win), Millwall, Luton and, eventually, the goal of all goals against Leeds at the KC which earned a generation-making 1-0 win. His fitness (put down to the lack of a pre-season) let him down at the death but by then City had done enough. Parkin had delivered, and again Taylor could look at those waiting for his downfall and stick two more fingers up in their direction. Parkin’s subsequent decline was nothing to do with Taylor.

Come the season’s end, and Taylor had led a scratchy, inelegant but entirely efficient team to safety with some ease. He had now taken the club to two promotions and unflustered Championship survival in his three full seasons. Charlton began sniffing and maybe, just maybe, some of his detractors were wondering if the grass would really be greener if a new manager came in. When Taylor pledged his future to the Tigers, the sigh of relief was almost wholly collective. But there was clearly strain between his chairman and himself, and a week later the lure of Palace, the team with which he enjoyed his shot to fame as a player, was too much. Rightly, people mourned his departure and offered scolding words his way for going so soon after a pledge of loyalty. But Taylor had perhaps taken City as far as he could, and albeit messily, had secured his place in the Tigers history by leaving. When the Bright Young Thing of football management, Phil Parkinson, arrived at great expense and to everyone’s approval as Taylor’s replacement and proceeded to lose numerous things – opening games, his nerve, the support of the dressing room and his job – the shadow of Taylor’s prosaic achievements loomed larger.

Taylor paid a seven figure fee to take Cort to Palace with him, thereby earning City a profit of £1.25m after just two seasons; and more comically took Green with him too, almost certainly as much for family reasons as for playing reasons. The anti-Taylor brigade finally got their wish to see their man dismissed following a Hull City match when the Tigers got a 1-1 draw at Selhurst Park in October 2007 and Taylor, whose side were on a poor run, paid with his job. Glee was expressed among the lamer brains within the Tiger Nation. He is now managing Stevenage Borough in the Conference.

Peter Taylor’s legacy may include some dodgy signings and a distinct unwillingness to lighten up and embrace his surroundings, but these foibles should be easily outweighed by two promotions and a rather comfortable opening Championship season. If you can’t see beyond his character shortcomings and ignore his actual achievements, then you’re the one with a problem. Peter Taylor is the best manager, on stats, to work for Hull City. Only the unduly churlish, emotionally disadvantaged or cranially vacant would try to deny him status as a Hero.

Matthew Rudd

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January 1, 2008

MATCH REPORT – Stoke 1 City 1


The Championship – Tuesday 1st January 2008

“No silverware; we don’t care; we’ll follow Hull City; everywhere”.

So ran the appealing little ditty begun and enthusiastically taken up by City songsters at Stoke. It resonates with the innate sense of defiance that comes with supporting the Tigers.

We indeed have a history of underachievement relative to club size unrivalled in English football. Forget the pitiable squeals of Newcastle fans, for they have won the league and some cups. Ignore any club that’s been in the top division; any cup winners; any former Wembley visitors. We’ve been doing underachievement for a hundred years – every single City fan alive today has never known anything but scuffling about outside the top flight. Like those who went before, we may expect to die with this situation unremedied.

A little gloomy, existential for a mere match report? Perhaps. But supporting City has always been a bit like that. A chore undertaken religiously by thousands of people who, deep down, know that we’re that little bit different to everyone else – for success, proper success, is for others. We’ll accept and love our City just the way it is, always was, always will be. Hence the appeal of that song.

Well, what if the song and its sentiments are about to be turned on its head? What if the decades of watching the feast at the top table from the hungry sidelines are actually coming to an end? We’ll affect some superior disdain, of course. “Pah, this isn’t the City we know and love”, some may scoff. “I preferred it when we played Rochdale, and anyway, we’ll get beat every week.” Yeah, right. We’d love it. Absolutely fucking love it. And if not this season, it seems possible that within the next few years, Hull City are going to make their most sustained push for promotion to the top flight in over ninety years.

Crumbs.

Received wisdom, including from your ever-pessimistic correspondent, was that Stoke may prove a test too far after the terrific trio of matches that was Charlton, Wolves and Sheffield Wednesday. Changes, perhaps? Give some weary legs a rest. Not so. Phil Brown seems to like his present selection, so much so that the only alteration was forced upon him, the injured Campbell being replaced by Deano as City lined up: Myhill; Ricketts, TurnerBrown, Dawson; Garcia, Ashbee, Livermore, Hughes; Windass, Folan.

The match started in predictable fashion, Stoke prefer to use the lower mesosphere as the basis for their attacks, City rather innovatively preferring to try grass. The home side were big, ugly, direct, their unlovely approach typified by Tony Pulis, the baseball cap-wearing chavtastically-attired cretin who somehow continues to hold down employment in football. Ugh.

This vivid battle of styles meant for a chanceless opening to the game, the primary threat coming from a series of venomous long throws – not big looping hurls but wickedly low, flat projectiles. We struggled to deal with these savage deliveries, aimed repeatedly at the platoon of giants that lumbered into our box at every opportunity.

It was from one of these that we fell behind at a time when the game was improving – Hughes had had an inventive bicycle kick easily pouched by Simonsen, Ashbee had ambitiously chanced his arm from distance, Deano had flashed a free-kick comfortably wide – but as City looked the stronger side, we dismally fell behind. Another throw-in was aimed at our box and suddenly ended up in our goal. Some queried whether it’d gone directly in and should have been disallowed – from our vantage at the right of the away end, the touch from Leon Cort was clearly discernible. The stately ex-Tiger celebrated his second goal against City since leaving with much more restraint than last time, but we still trailed.

It nearly got worse, as Stoke enjoyed their best spell of the match. Jon Parkin, anonymous and quite frankly a disgrace to his profession, finally bothered to break into a run (well, shambling kind of stumbling trot) to latch onto the ball and smash a powerful shot at Myhill, who instinctively stuck out a strong right hand to rob the ball’s momentum and Ricketts cleared; a minute later he pulled off another terrific save when Lawrence cracked a shot from 25 yards to the top corner, only for Myhill’s outstretched left paw to deflect it wide. The point we were to win was in no small part thanks to these two outstanding saves.

Deano had another shot before the break, but we went in a goal behind to a sporting hand from the thousand or so City fans present, believing that all was not lost.

And so, via a splendid sing-song and disco on the concourse, to the second half, which opened with the embarrassingly corpulent Parkin aiming a shot from forty yards a similar distance over the bar. Back came City, looking much more composed than the shaky outfit that were hanging on the end of the opening 45. Deano had a header go over, but with half an hour left we finally levelled.

City harried their opponents off the ball – a hallmark of our festive endeavours – and Ashbee fed Deano, scampering into space on the left. His cross found Folan momentarily unattended by Cort, and the million pound man clinically directed his header downward into the goal to spark wild celebrations among the Tiger Nation.

City now poured forward, sensing Stoke’s worries, and a few minutes later Deano hit the top of the bar with a header after more excellent work by Hughes on the left. Agonising.

Deano went off rather sulkily for Barmby as City continued pressing, Stoke now wholly on the defensive. Ashbee was looking a Championship midfielder as he scurried from assignment to assignment in the centre, Livermore his quiet foil. Hughes was having perhaps his best game for City, the culmination of a real improvement in form, and he was repeatedly tormenting Stoke on their right. Parkin then lumbered off, roundly booed by the City fans and not exactly feted by his own supporters, and Stoke were now holding on.

Does it sound a little chance-less, though? It was, really. The cutting edge spoken of by Phil Brown does need a little working on. But let’s not quibble too much. The football was urgent, flowing, committed – passing and moving, fighting and working, positive and inventive. The City fans purred with delight.

City had but a single scare during this time, Pericard crashing to the ground in the area. Penalty? Impossible to discern from 130 yards, but if it didn’t look a penalty, it looked like something that could be given as one. Mr Swarbrick’s refusal was immediate and decisive.

Three minutes of injury time saw City pile forward again and win a brace of corners, one of them fearsomely attacking, one of them maddening squandered with keep-ball folly in the corner. Phil Brown visibly stamped his foot like a petulant child.

No matter; we drew, and we drew well. For the second time in a row City have visited a team nestled in the play-offs, that intoxicating source of our giddy midwinter daydreams, and come away beaming at a point and simultaneously bemoaning its solitary nature.

City now lie 9th, just two points away from sixth. The football is wonderful, the attitude is marvellous (rendering Preston and Southampton all the more inexplicable), and right now it’s a genuine pleasure to be a City fan. An FA Cup jolly to Plymouth awaits, then we host the leaders West Brom in what promises to be a fascinating indication of just how good we actually are. Okay, we’re not going to win any silverware this season either – but so long as the vibrant displays stay with us and we can continue daring to dream, we may not care. (AD)

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