RUMOURS & LIES – Tappa the Terrier?

Rumours are circulating that Huddersfield Town are interesting in signing City’s Jamaican international Theodore Whitmore. Reports suggest that former manager Terry “Fuckwit” Dolan has scouted the player on behalf of Udders, and not even the dismal judger of players that is the balding one could possibly be unimpressed by Tappa. The figure being bandied about is £800,000.